Qualifications to be on United States Federal Payroll :
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Laying down some qualifications for being on U.S. Federal Payroll : ---------------------------------------------------- [ males ] * Must have more than 1 year at minimum wage job * Must ABSOLUTELY be 6'0 (182 cm) or taller * 4 yr college degree [ Scholarships helps ] * Must be athletic ; exceptional at 2 or more team sports * Must have religion ( Christian / Islam ) * Must have more than 1 year xp overseas(2 countries) [ foreign language ] * Must be an exceptional musician * Volunteer work (mission) * Exceptional at 2 or more programming languages * Must have 1 or more years xp with business venture [ entrepreneur ] * A few street fights ( woudn't hurt ) * Must have xp w/ beer pong * Must have have girlfriend/wife for more than 2 yrs ****** that should fix everything ******* sorry, if you are wondering what the height requirement is it is to ensure that our tax dollars don't go to Deuce Bigilo detective type individuals .... ---------------------------------------------------
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Laying down some qualifications for being on U.S. Federal Payroll : ---------------------------------------------------- [ males ] * Must have more than 1 year at minimum wage job * Must ABSOLUTELY be 6'0 (182 cm) or taller * 4 yr college degree [ Scholarships helps ] * Must be athletic ; exceptional at 2 or more team sports * Must have religion ( Christian / Islam ) * Must have more than 1 year xp overseas(2 countries) [ foreign language ] * Must be an exceptional musician * Volunteer work (mission) * Exceptional at 2 or more programming languages * Must have 1 or more years xp with business venture [ entrepreneur ] * A few street fights ( woudn't hurt ) * Must have xp w/ beer pong * Must have have girlfriend/wife for more than 2 yrs ****** that should fix everything ******* sorry, if you are wondering what the height requirement is it is to ensure that our tax dollars don't go to Deuce Bigilo detective type individuals .... ---------------------------------------------------
How is any of this weird or wonderful? :confused:
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Laying down some qualifications for being on U.S. Federal Payroll : ---------------------------------------------------- [ males ] * Must have more than 1 year at minimum wage job * Must ABSOLUTELY be 6'0 (182 cm) or taller * 4 yr college degree [ Scholarships helps ] * Must be athletic ; exceptional at 2 or more team sports * Must have religion ( Christian / Islam ) * Must have more than 1 year xp overseas(2 countries) [ foreign language ] * Must be an exceptional musician * Volunteer work (mission) * Exceptional at 2 or more programming languages * Must have 1 or more years xp with business venture [ entrepreneur ] * A few street fights ( woudn't hurt ) * Must have xp w/ beer pong * Must have have girlfriend/wife for more than 2 yrs ****** that should fix everything ******* sorry, if you are wondering what the height requirement is it is to ensure that our tax dollars don't go to Deuce Bigilo detective type individuals .... ---------------------------------------------------
Take it to the Soapbox.
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How is any of this weird or wonderful? :confused:
it was moved here .. :)
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Laying down some qualifications for being on U.S. Federal Payroll : ---------------------------------------------------- [ males ] * Must have more than 1 year at minimum wage job * Must ABSOLUTELY be 6'0 (182 cm) or taller * 4 yr college degree [ Scholarships helps ] * Must be athletic ; exceptional at 2 or more team sports * Must have religion ( Christian / Islam ) * Must have more than 1 year xp overseas(2 countries) [ foreign language ] * Must be an exceptional musician * Volunteer work (mission) * Exceptional at 2 or more programming languages * Must have 1 or more years xp with business venture [ entrepreneur ] * A few street fights ( woudn't hurt ) * Must have xp w/ beer pong * Must have have girlfriend/wife for more than 2 yrs ****** that should fix everything ******* sorry, if you are wondering what the height requirement is it is to ensure that our tax dollars don't go to Deuce Bigilo detective type individuals .... ---------------------------------------------------
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no .. nothing like that ..