Kubernetes' first major security hole discovered

[Kent Sharkey]

ZDNet[^]:

There's now an invisible way to hack into the popular cloud container orchestration system Kubernetes.

That actually took longer than I thought

"There is no simple way to detect whether this vulnerability has been used." Yay, team!

[Joe Woodbury]

Kent Sharkey wrote:

That actually took longer than I thought

They were busy hacking Quora. And designing new icons.

[Mark_Wallace]

And the best thing about getting into a cloud system is that you don't have to hack into a million computers to steal data from a million users. The cloud should get awards for being the best hackers' productivity tool of the century.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!