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    The boss just said, "we'll be doing Scrum, but with a Kanban approach" -- just shoot me now.

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      The boss just said, "we'll be doing Scrum, but with a Kanban approach" -- just shoot me now.

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      :rose: Had to look up Kanban and should probably look up Scrum too. :laugh: All this development methodology stuff is for AR OCD types. EDIT: OMG, the name Scrumban[^] has actually been coined for this tripe. Well, at least you won't be a guinea pig!

      Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
      The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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      <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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      • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

        :rose: Had to look up Kanban and should probably look up Scrum too. :laugh: All this development methodology stuff is for AR OCD types. EDIT: OMG, the name Scrumban[^] has actually been coined for this tripe. Well, at least you won't be a guinea pig!

        Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
        The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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        I see your Scrumban and raise it to Cargo Cult Software Engineering [^] :D

        Mircea

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        • Mircea NeacsuM Mircea Neacsu

          I see your Scrumban and raise it to Cargo Cult Software Engineering [^] :D

          Mircea

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          Quote:

          McConnell contends that competence ultimately determines whether a project succeeds or fails, regardless of the development approach taken; furthermore, he claims that incompetent "imposter organizations" (which merely imitate the form of successful software development organizations) are in fact engaging in what he calls cargo cult software engineering.

          :thumbsup:

          Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

          <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
          <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            The boss just said, "we'll be doing Scrum, but with a Kanban approach" -- just shoot me now.

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            You start and stop everything ... "just in time".

            It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it. ― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food

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            • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

              :rose: Had to look up Kanban and should probably look up Scrum too. :laugh: All this development methodology stuff is for AR OCD types. EDIT: OMG, the name Scrumban[^] has actually been coined for this tripe. Well, at least you won't be a guinea pig!

              Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
              The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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              Kanban is just a way to organize tasks, and not to bad either.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                Kanban is just a way to organize tasks, and not to bad either.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                Still for AR OCD types. A project needs a few, but I try to keep my distance. :-D

                Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

                <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
                <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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                  You start and stop everything ... "just in time".

                  It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it. ― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food

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                  You available for expert testimony? There's a member of the household here taking exception to my agreement with the premise..

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                    The boss just said, "we'll be doing Scrum, but with a Kanban approach" -- just shoot me now.

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                    Mandatory Dilbert[^] :)

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