Top ten homicides
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" ...until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, bindness, extreme nausea and even had an earlobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check-up." :eek: Good, if disturbing, stuff - thanks for the laugh :)
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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" ...until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, bindness, extreme nausea and even had an earlobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check-up." :eek: Good, if disturbing, stuff - thanks for the laugh :)
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog Photography - The product of my passionI got halfway through the first case before I realized something wasn't quite right. Hilarious stuff :)!
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Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. So one man says to his friend: "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through." He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened. He replies: "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?" So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks: "Now what happened?" To this he replies: "Small world." Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. So one man says to his friend: "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through." He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened. He replies: "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?" So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks: "Now what happened?" To this he replies: "Small world." Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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:laugh::laugh: Thanks! The kindest thing you can do for a stupid person, and for the gene pool, is to let him expire of his own dumb choices. [Roger Wright on stupid people] We're like private member functions [John Theal on R&D] We're figuring out the parent thing as we go though. Kinda like setting up Linux for the first time ya' know... [Nitron]
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"5- Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled "Boo!" " Definite Darwin Award contender!:laugh::laugh::laugh: "Your village called -
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"5- Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled "Boo!" " Definite Darwin Award contender!:laugh::laugh::laugh: "Your village called -
They're missing their idiot." -
Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. So one man says to his friend: "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through." He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened. He replies: "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?" So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks: "Now what happened?" To this he replies: "Small world." Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke