Funny Story Of The Day
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A woman and her husband went to ski. At the top of the mountain, she had a sudden urge to pee. So her husband took her to a less visible spot and stood in front of her trying to block some view. Then, a strong gust blew the woman off balance. She fell off the mountain. She kept rolling and rolling, losing her shoes, her pants, her underwear and other pieces of clothing along the way. When she finally reached the bottom of the mountain, she was almost completely naked. She passed out. She woke up in a hospital bed. The nurse told her that her husband was on his way to the hospital. She looked around and saw a man with neck injury lying in another bed. She asked him: "What happened to you?" The man said: "I was skiing downhill and saw this woman skiing without her clothes on. I got distracted and fell ..." Just then the husband hurried into the room saying "I thought you were just peeing. Why didn't you tell me that you wanted to ski naked?"
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A woman and her husband went to ski. At the top of the mountain, she had a sudden urge to pee. So her husband took her to a less visible spot and stood in front of her trying to block some view. Then, a strong gust blew the woman off balance. She fell off the mountain. She kept rolling and rolling, losing her shoes, her pants, her underwear and other pieces of clothing along the way. When she finally reached the bottom of the mountain, she was almost completely naked. She passed out. She woke up in a hospital bed. The nurse told her that her husband was on his way to the hospital. She looked around and saw a man with neck injury lying in another bed. She asked him: "What happened to you?" The man said: "I was skiing downhill and saw this woman skiing without her clothes on. I got distracted and fell ..." Just then the husband hurried into the room saying "I thought you were just peeing. Why didn't you tell me that you wanted to ski naked?"
THis was a story and not a joke - right? It is a funny story! But it doesn't really have a punchline......
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THis was a story and not a joke - right? It is a funny story! But it doesn't really have a punchline......
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: THis was a story and not a joke - right? Right, as the title says "Funny Story ...". Terry O`Nolley wrote: It is a funny story! But it doesn't really have a punchline...... I believe it was translated by someone from a different language, the punchline was lost.
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THis was a story and not a joke - right? It is a funny story! But it doesn't really have a punchline......
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: punchline It had such potential.... till the last line. :rolleyes:
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: punchline It had such potential.... till the last line. :rolleyes:
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
David Wulff wrote: It had such potential.... till the last line It's a rare joke that's actually funnier without the punchline. * * I use the terms "joke" and "funnier" very loosely here.
"The beat goes on.. da-da-dum dadum dum"
BW