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An atheist is sitting in a coffee shop explaining his world view to a christian friend. "Everything is simply the result of a very long chain of essentially random occurrences," he says. The friend reaches over and pushes a hot cup of coffee into the atheist's lap. Jumping up, the atheist screams, "You did that on purpose!" "Gee," the friend replies, "I was sure you'd say it was an accident."