Oh my goodness - I'll drop everything to help you. So what you need is me to send you every piece of software currently out in the field and keep providing you with every update that happens for those applications when the documentation is outdated? Q1. Would it help if I were to write an application to check all published documentation for the software against the current working version of said softyware and then create some update routine to send it to you? Q2. Would you like me to come over and install all the updates for you so you don't have to do anything at all? Q3. Would it be possible for you to get some spellchecking software to ensure that your posting is grammatically correct? Q4. Do you have a boxing glove? If so, the next time you look in your mirror please hit yourself with it for being such an arse.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!
