EOTD
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(Got this in my inbox today and found it funny...sorry if it is a repost) THANKS FOR ALL YOUR E-MAILS THIS YEAR! As the winter holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. I scrub the top of every can I open. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time) I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates is sending me for participating in his special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will use your head for target practice at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon. (I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-father-in-law's second wife's cousin who is a beautician, or was that a person in training down at the kennel?..huhhhemmm!.)
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(Got this in my inbox today and found it funny...sorry if it is a repost) THANKS FOR ALL YOUR E-MAILS THIS YEAR! As the winter holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. I scrub the top of every can I open. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time) I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates is sending me for participating in his special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will use your head for target practice at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon. (I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-father-in-law's second wife's cousin who is a beautician, or was that a person in training down at the kennel?..huhhhemmm!.)
Forwarded. Thanks! ColinMackay.net "Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." -- Confucius "If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, for an investment in knowledge pays the best interest." -- Joseph E. O'Donnell
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(Got this in my inbox today and found it funny...sorry if it is a repost) THANKS FOR ALL YOUR E-MAILS THIS YEAR! As the winter holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. I scrub the top of every can I open. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time) I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates is sending me for participating in his special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will use your head for target practice at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon. (I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-father-in-law's second wife's cousin who is a beautician, or was that a person in training down at the kennel?..huhhhemmm!.)
retZ wrote:
a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will use your head for target practice at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon.
He he he Very very funny. Ha ha ha ha :laugh:
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