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...Of Course African Swallows Are Non-Migratory...

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    Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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    "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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      Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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      I'm going to have to watch it again - I'm cracking up reading the script :) I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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        I'm going to have to watch it again - I'm cracking up reading the script :) I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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        Baconbutty wrote:

        I'm going to have to watch it again - I'm cracking up reading the script :)

        I'm up to the part where Sir Galahad is in the Castle full of girls between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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          Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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          "he could grip it by the husk." "It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios." :laugh: BW


          If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
          -- Steven Wright

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            "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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            Duncan Edwards Jones wrote:

            "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

            "No, but swallows and :and someother bird: migrate" Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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              Baconbutty wrote:

              I'm going to have to watch it again - I'm cracking up reading the script :)

              I'm up to the part where Sir Galahad is in the Castle full of girls between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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              "Bad, naughty Zoot - she has been lighting our beacon which I have just remembered is Grail shaped" '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                "Bad, naughty Zoot - she has been lighting our beacon which I have just remembered is Grail shaped" '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                Galahad: Look, let me face the peril! Lancelot: No, no, it's much too perilous! BW


                If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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                  "Bad, naughty Zoot - she has been lighting our beacon which I have just remembered is Grail shaped" '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                  "...and after the spanking comes the oral sex. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                    "he could grip it by the husk." "It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios." :laugh: BW


                    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
                    -- Steven Wright

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                    "To keep it's air speed a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times a second." Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                    • L Lost User

                      Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                      "....your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys now go away or I shall taunt you a second time." Absolute classic!! I got the Monty Python Film Box set for XMas. Now I can't wait to start watching them. AndyC

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                        Galahad: Look, let me face the peril! Lancelot: No, no, it's much too perilous! BW


                        If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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                        G: Bet you're gay.... L: (indignant) No I'm not!

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                          Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                          Michael Martin wrote:

                          My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps

                          Yes, I totally agree, this is the best part. Along with the holy handgrenade, or another one that I find awesome : "He must have died while carving it". I also love "The life of Brian", it is simply awesome. ~RaGE();

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                            Michael Martin wrote:

                            My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps

                            Yes, I totally agree, this is the best part. Along with the holy handgrenade, or another one that I find awesome : "He must have died while carving it". I also love "The life of Brian", it is simply awesome. ~RaGE();

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                              And what is your favorite color? :laugh:

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                                Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                My son got the DVD for Christmas. I think my favorite scene is John Cleese fighting his way through the wedding party to save the ... ummm "groom" ... :laugh:

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                                  Just started watching Monty Python And The Holy Grail[^], haven't seen this in a while. Should be fun. My favourite part as a child (about 10 from memory) is where the Black Knight has his arms and legs chopped off and says something along the lines of "Come back you yellow bastrd, I'll bite your kneecaps". Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                                  Ni! Gary Flickr Photos[^]

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                                    Super Lloyd wrote:

                                    And what is your favorite color?

                                    :laugh: Do you mean colour? Can't picture the reference, where does it fit into the movie? <EDIT>Baconbutty fills in the gaps below. I'll claim my colourblindness as my excuse and the fact I only remember the part where he asks for the air speed of a swallow and King Arthur asks African or European.</EDIT> Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004 -- modified at 10:31 Thursday 5th January, 2006

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                                    Michael Martin wrote:

                                    Do you mean colour?

                                    hu? ho this is the english spelling! I reather prefer the US spelling, makes more sense to me, sorry. By now you should have found out but anyway, at some stage they should cross a chasm with a guardian. And he ask 3 questions: To Lancelot the guardian asks: - what's your name, what's your quest, qyat's your favorite .... color (aka colour)? Come on, you just viewed it! :laugh:

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