You know you've been programming too much...
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When you read about Desktop Cold Fusion[^] and think: this sucks, who would want to run Cold Fusion[^] on a desktop machine? From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
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When you read about Desktop Cold Fusion[^] and think: this sucks, who would want to run Cold Fusion[^] on a desktop machine? From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
Instead of running ColdFusion, I'd like to run from it. 'T is the bane of my existence! "we must lose precision to make significant statements about complex systems." -deKorvin on uncertainty
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When you read about Desktop Cold Fusion[^] and think: this sucks, who would want to run Cold Fusion[^] on a desktop machine? From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
I'll believe cold fusion works when a crater appears where the lab was. ;P Marc Pensieve
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When you read about Desktop Cold Fusion[^] and think: this sucks, who would want to run Cold Fusion[^] on a desktop machine? From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
Daniel Turini wrote:
You know you've been programming too much...
...and with the wrong tools too! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
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When you read about Desktop Cold Fusion[^] and think: this sucks, who would want to run Cold Fusion[^] on a desktop machine? From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
...when your wife discusses weekend plans like "If you get the garage cleaned we can go to the blah blah restaurant" and you translate all of that in your head into a switch statement. There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that read binary...
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When you read about Desktop Cold Fusion[^] and think: this sucks, who would want to run Cold Fusion[^] on a desktop machine? From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
It's funny that you mention that. I read that item earlier today and thought the same thing... I took a Cold Fusion class when going for my bachelors degree. My proudest moment was taking down the Cold Fusion server during taking the final exam by writing some poor code that contained an infinite loop. The professor didn't have access to reset the server and had to send us all home... Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader There is no 'patch' for stupidity. - quote found on SQLSecurity.com
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It's funny that you mention that. I read that item earlier today and thought the same thing... I took a Cold Fusion class when going for my bachelors degree. My proudest moment was taking down the Cold Fusion server during taking the final exam by writing some poor code that contained an infinite loop. The professor didn't have access to reset the server and had to send us all home... Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader There is no 'patch' for stupidity. - quote found on SQLSecurity.com
I learned to code on mainframes (before PC's were invented), and we had great fun in school ejecting entire 1000-sheet reams of paper through the band printer. It happened so fast that the operator couldn't stop the print-job before the entire box of paper had been pushed out the back, one sheet at a time. We also enjoyed shuffling card decks of other students careless enough to leave their programs stack on a table without supervision. :) Ahhh, those were the days... Then there were the more harmless pranks in the late 80's/early 90's - We had a tip-of-the-day and I inserted several tips hat were not specific to the product, like: Never play leap-frog with a unicorn. Don't run with scissors. Or the error message I left in a program that was a "catch-all" in case we didn't have an erorr message for a given error: "Shut 'er down Scotty. The system's suckin' mud." I am a funny sumbitch. :) ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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It's funny that you mention that. I read that item earlier today and thought the same thing... I took a Cold Fusion class when going for my bachelors degree. My proudest moment was taking down the Cold Fusion server during taking the final exam by writing some poor code that contained an infinite loop. The professor didn't have access to reset the server and had to send us all home... Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader There is no 'patch' for stupidity. - quote found on SQLSecurity.com
Chances are pretty good that the java programmers working for you went to the same college.