JOTD
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Not everybody might find this funny, but I'm sure there are a few here who share my weird brand of humor. ;)
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him so he pulls a compass out of his pencil case and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his compass out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, the inflatable boy pulls out the compass and stabs himself. Later on in the evening he wakes up in the inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones "You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
:rolleyes:
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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Not everybody might find this funny, but I'm sure there are a few here who share my weird brand of humor. ;)
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him so he pulls a compass out of his pencil case and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his compass out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, the inflatable boy pulls out the compass and stabs himself. Later on in the evening he wakes up in the inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones "You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Later on in the evening he wakes up in the inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones "You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".
Excellent. Finally a decent joke in 'The Lounge'. They have become a rarity. Well done. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
The joke felt flat to me. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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The joke felt flat to me. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
Paul Watson wrote:
The joke felt flat to me.
You're just full of hot air. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
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Paul Watson wrote:
The joke felt flat to me.
You're just full of hot air. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
and you suck :laugh:
turning the other cheek just gets you slapped twice
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The joke felt flat to me. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
:laugh: Good one. Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
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Paul Watson wrote:
The joke felt flat to me.
You're just full of hot air. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]
Michael P Butler wrote:
You're just full of hot air.
And you have an inflated opinion of yourself. ;) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Right, so, there's a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman and a Tazmanian. They go into this bar... regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Not everybody might find this funny, but I'm sure there are a few here who share my weird brand of humor. ;)
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him so he pulls a compass out of his pencil case and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his compass out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, the inflatable boy pulls out the compass and stabs himself. Later on in the evening he wakes up in the inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones "You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
:confused::sigh::doh::^):|;);P:laugh::-D 'a programmer is just a tool which converts caffeine into code'
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:confused::sigh::doh::^):|;);P:laugh::-D 'a programmer is just a tool which converts caffeine into code'
Could you please not use a markee as sig ? this is highly disturbing. The same message in colour, (though still not on my taste, but that's personnal), has the same flashy effect you are looking for, but is less aggressive, believe me. Thank you. ~RaGE(); -- modified at 7:34 Wednesday 8th February, 2006 GRRR @ server errors that are back, needed to edit my message again...:mad:
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Right, so, there's a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman and a Tazmanian. They go into this bar... regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
Paul Watson wrote:
...Tazmanian...
Fuckin' Seuth Effricken's can't fuckin' spell. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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Paul Watson wrote:
...Tazmanian...
Fuckin' Seuth Effricken's can't fuckin' spell. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
:laugh: :-O regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Right, so, there's a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman and a Tazmanian. They go into this bar... regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
Hey, hey, hey, I didn't get that one. Please explain it. :-O Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
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Hey, hey, hey, I didn't get that one. Please explain it. :-O Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
Right, so, there's an Indian, a Pakistani, a Kashmiri and a Tibetan monk. They go into this temple... regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Right, so, there's an Indian, a Pakistani, a Kashmiri and a Tibetan monk. They go into this temple... regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
Was it an inflatable temple? I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes
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Was it an inflatable temple? I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes
It must be as with Pakistanis, Indians and Kashmiris in the same temple someone is bound to blow it up. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Not everybody might find this funny, but I'm sure there are a few here who share my weird brand of humor. ;)
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him so he pulls a compass out of his pencil case and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his compass out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, the inflatable boy pulls out the compass and stabs himself. Later on in the evening he wakes up in the inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones "You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
X| :groan: Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation
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It must be as with Pakistanis, Indians and Kashmiris in the same temple someone is bound to blow it up. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
If somebody is going around blowing up temples, it's the Pakis. :| And Kashmiris are Indians. Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
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If somebody is going around blowing up temples, it's the Pakis. :| And Kashmiris are Indians. Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
And Kashmiris are Indians.
I think you'll find many Kashmiri who disagree and would have preferred Pakistan and India not fighting over their region. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
And Kashmiris are Indians.
I think you'll find many Kashmiri who disagree and would have preferred Pakistan and India not fighting over their region. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
Paul, I have no wish to continue this, so let's leave it at that. :) Cheers, Vikram.
"When I read in books about a "base class", I figured this was the class that was at the bottom of the inheritence tree. It's the "base", right? Like the base of a pyramid." - Marc Clifton.