The couple at the door
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Dude, I didn't brand it as a joke. Some are laughing at it. Some hate it. And some don't even get it. Here[^] is your punchline. Alvaro
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
Dude, I didn't brand it as a joke.
Yes you did.
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
Some are laughing at it. Some hate it. And some don't even get it.
It's not a matter of love, hate or getting it. It's a 5 page joke without a punchline that you sold as a must read! NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!
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espeir wrote:
Yeah, why do you have Christians? Were you picked on by one when you were a kid?
I don't hate Christians. Do you hate atheists? Were you picked on by one when you were a kid? :rolleyes: This is just an allegory I saw posted on another site. It's too bad you couldn't enjoy it. I happen to not enjoy much of the stuff you post here either. Alvaro
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I don't hate Christians.
Liar.
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
Do you hate atheists?
Not as a general rule. I do get annoyed by militant atheists like yourself who are constantly tring to shove your belief system down other peoples' throats while saying that having a belief system is asinine. Very hypocritical (which is ironic since hypocrisy is the only vice of the atheist).
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I happen to not enjoy much of the stuff you post here either.
And you make it known. So why complain when I make it known that your joke is a 5 page waste of time? Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?
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Thanks for asking the tough questions, e. I, too, have often wondered why we have Christians. Some, at least...
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Thanks for asking the tough questions, e. I, too, have often wondered why we have Christians.
That's what Hitler said about the Jews.
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
Thanks for asking the tough questions, e. I, too, have often wondered why we have Christians.
That's what Hitler said about the Jews.
Some Christians, e, just some. However, thanks to your comment, in accordance with Godwin's Law, this thread is now over.
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This is like a palindrone. It makes the same amount of sense whether you read it forwards or backwards. ;P Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] When I want privacy, I'll close the bathroom door. [Stan Shannon] BAD DAY FOR: Friendly competition, as Ford Motor Co. declared the employee parking lot at its truck plant in Dearborn, Mich., off limits to vehicles built by rival companies. Workers have to drive a Ford to work, or park across the street. [CNNMoney.com] Nice sig! [Tim Deveaux on Matt Newman's sig with a quote from me] -- modified at 13:17 Monday 13th March, 2006
Chris Meech wrote:
This is like a palindrone. It makes the same amount of sense whether you read it forwards or backwards.
Actually, Alvaro chose the wrong religion here - had he chosen Islam, he'd have got 20+ 5 votes here and lots of support. He happened to pick a religion that has a few sensitive and vocal members here. As I said, bad choice of religion from a public reception point of view :-) Regards, Nish
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Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I don't hate Christians.
Liar.
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
Do you hate atheists?
Not as a general rule. I do get annoyed by militant atheists like yourself who are constantly tring to shove your belief system down other peoples' throats while saying that having a belief system is asinine. Very hypocritical (which is ironic since hypocrisy is the only vice of the atheist).
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I happen to not enjoy much of the stuff you post here either.
And you make it known. So why complain when I make it known that your joke is a 5 page waste of time? Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?
espeir wrote:
. I do get annoyed by militant atheists like yourself who are constantly tring to shove your belief system down other peoples' throats while saying that having a belief system is asinine.
At least the atheist has balls to say that it is his beliefs, and not some commandment from some backward text.
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espeir wrote:
have Christians
i think you mean "hate Christians".
espeir wrote:
were a kid
he's still juvenile.
ahz wrote:
he's still juvenile.
I've found your reaction to this allegory I reposted from another site quite interesting. Alvaro
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
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thealj wrote:
I don't understand the ending
The Hank-squad finally gave up and left.
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
Happy ending...
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Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I'm not sure this is a repost, but it's worth the read.
I want my money back.
Go kiss Hank's ass some more first.
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Some Christians, e, just some. However, thanks to your comment, in accordance with Godwin's Law, this thread is now over.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
in accordance with Godwin's Law
Yeah, but that usually applies in general. When you make a comment suggesting genocide of Christians, that's a whole other story.
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Chris Meech wrote:
This is like a palindrone. It makes the same amount of sense whether you read it forwards or backwards.
Actually, Alvaro chose the wrong religion here - had he chosen Islam, he'd have got 20+ 5 votes here and lots of support. He happened to pick a religion that has a few sensitive and vocal members here. As I said, bad choice of religion from a public reception point of view :-) Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
The Ultimate Grid - The #1 MFC grid out there!I don't think he picked a religion.
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Well...Diego said: "This is, by far, the best joke I've seen in this place." To which you responded: "This one came from fark.com." Thereby branding it a joke. Now do something to make it funny.
You're like a kid with an inferiority complex. Too little Christ in your life?
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Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I don't hate Christians.
Liar.
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
Do you hate atheists?
Not as a general rule. I do get annoyed by militant atheists like yourself who are constantly tring to shove your belief system down other peoples' throats while saying that having a belief system is asinine. Very hypocritical (which is ironic since hypocrisy is the only vice of the atheist).
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I happen to not enjoy much of the stuff you post here either.
And you make it known. So why complain when I make it known that your joke is a 5 page waste of time? Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?
Wow! After once being a "regular", I now stop by the soapbox only sporadically. You're one of the most annoying trolls I've seen here in a while. Thanks for reminding me why I'm not a regular anymore. X| X| X| "If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done." - Peter Ustinov
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Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I don't hate Christians.
Liar.
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
Do you hate atheists?
Not as a general rule. I do get annoyed by militant atheists like yourself who are constantly tring to shove your belief system down other peoples' throats while saying that having a belief system is asinine. Very hypocritical (which is ironic since hypocrisy is the only vice of the atheist).
Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I happen to not enjoy much of the stuff you post here either.
And you make it known. So why complain when I make it known that your joke is a 5 page waste of time? Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?
espeir wrote:
Liar.
espeir wrote:
militant atheists like yourself
espeir wrote:
Kind of hypocritical
We're sorry, Alvaro is busy at the moment. Please entertain yourself by reading his signature below, which at the moment happens to be very appropriate. Thank you and have a nice day.
... since we've descended to name calling, I'm thinking you're about twenty pounds of troll droppings in a ten pound bag. - Vincent Reynolds
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I'm not sure this is a repost, but it's worth the read. This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary." Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us." Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?" John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shiat out of you." Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?" John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass." Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..." Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?" Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..." John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us." Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?" Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..." Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?" John: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town." Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?" Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the shiat out of you." Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?" John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money." Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?" John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it." Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?" Mary: "Well, He gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street." Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?" John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'" Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game." John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the shiat out of you." Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him..." Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank." Me: "Then how do you kiss His ass?" John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of
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Chris Meech wrote:
This is like a palindrone. It makes the same amount of sense whether you read it forwards or backwards.
Actually, Alvaro chose the wrong religion here - had he chosen Islam, he'd have got 20+ 5 votes here and lots of support. He happened to pick a religion that has a few sensitive and vocal members here. As I said, bad choice of religion from a public reception point of view :-) Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
The Ultimate Grid - The #1 MFC grid out there!The funny thing is that it actually applies to pretty much all religions (with a slight Christian bias due to their propensity for door-to-door proselytizing). The book of rules that seem arbitrary and capricious to those outside the religion, the insistance that you accept a man's word that the book comes from a higher power, the threat of dire consequences if you don't believe... I think it plays to insecurity; those whose faith is on tenuous footing see the joke as making fun of their personal religion, whatever it is. Kind of like the nerd at the party that hears people laughing and thinks they're laughing at him. From a public relations standpoint, it's always best to make fun of Buddhism. You can poke fun at Buddhists all day, and they tend to just laugh along. Their Hank actually teaches them a lack of desire to kick people's asses :-D
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I don't think he picked a religion.
espeir wrote:
I don't think he picked a religion.
Not directly, but implicitly he did - and some of the Christians got pissed. Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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espeir wrote:
I don't think he picked a religion.
Not directly, but implicitly he did - and some of the Christians got pissed. Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
The Ultimate Grid - The #1 MFC grid out there!I was actually thinking Mormons. Whoever wrote this should consider that brevity is the soul of wit. The same thing could have been stated in 3 sentences.
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Vincent Reynolds wrote:
in accordance with Godwin's Law
Yeah, but that usually applies in general. When you make a comment suggesting genocide of Christians, that's a whole other story.
Right. Because when I made a lame joke based on your typo, you were able to discern my underlying call for Christian genocide. That is a rare insight you have, e, and the kind of insight that makes you a hoot. Not you meaning "all Christians", by the way; just you, personally. You're a hoot.
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Right. Because when I made a lame joke based on your typo, you were able to discern my underlying call for Christian genocide. That is a rare insight you have, e, and the kind of insight that makes you a hoot. Not you meaning "all Christians", by the way; just you, personally. You're a hoot.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
you were able to discern my underlying call for Christian genocide.
Don't get mad at me. You said it.
Vincent Reynolds wrote:
You're a hoot.
Thanks! I'm a hoot in under 5 pages. :cool:
