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Why do New Zealanders get divorced ?

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    A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is rolling over to look at him and says contemptuously : "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.

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      A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is rolling over to look at him and says contemptuously : "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.

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      Anton Afanasyev
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      ROFL thats so funtn and sick at the same time...... rara avis in terris

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        A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is rolling over to look at him and says contemptuously : "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.

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        them's fighting words! I'd never repeat this joke.... :omg:

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