joke quiz of the day....
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Someone pulled this on me via phone last night... so my revenge is passing it on. I checked snopes to see if it is an urban legend, it just seems to fit the bill of one, but I can't find it. Anyhow urban legend or not, you get some fun answers as you are trying to out-think the quiz once you realize the direction it is going.... I am going to post one question at a time... you can look at all first, or try to answer, better yet, those of you with children, I would love to know what your children answer!! Thinking Quiz This short quiz from Andersen Consulting will help you understand your thinking style better. The questions aren't difficult and you can scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
you chop the f**ker up into little pieces. Next Question
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you chop the f**ker up into little pieces. Next Question
Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar wrote:
you chop the f----- up into little pieces.
Sometimes you have to optimize for space :)
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Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar wrote:
you chop the f----- up into little pieces.
Sometimes you have to optimize for space :)
computerguru92382 wrote:
Sometimes you have to optimize for space
Or you could just shove a tube of Freon up the giraffe's arse and it would act as its own fridge. :-> Jeremy Falcon
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Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar wrote:
you chop the f----- up into little pieces.
Sometimes you have to optimize for space :)
And if you do that, probably you can also fit in the elephant without taking out the giraffe. :->
Luis Alonso Ramos Intelectix Chihuahua, Mexico
Not much here: My CP Blog!
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Question #2: The Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. The Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference; all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
hmm that's hard one! I'd say that Lion doesn't attend, because he is hosting (?) But dictionary.com says "to attend" means "to be present"... which he probably is. :confused: Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
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computerguru92382 wrote:
Sometimes you have to optimize for space
Or you could just shove a tube of Freon up the giraffe's arse and it would act as its own fridge. :-> Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Or you could just shove a tube of Freon up the giraffe's arse and it would act as its own fridge.
:laugh:
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Someone pulled this on me via phone last night... so my revenge is passing it on. I checked snopes to see if it is an urban legend, it just seems to fit the bill of one, but I can't find it. Anyhow urban legend or not, you get some fun answers as you are trying to out-think the quiz once you realize the direction it is going.... I am going to post one question at a time... you can look at all first, or try to answer, better yet, those of you with children, I would love to know what your children answer!! Thinking Quiz This short quiz from Andersen Consulting will help you understand your thinking style better. The questions aren't difficult and you can scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Make either the refrigerator big enough, or the giraffe small enough. Consult customer first though. :)
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computerguru92382 wrote:
Sometimes you have to optimize for space
Or you could just shove a tube of Freon up the giraffe's arse and it would act as its own fridge. :-> Jeremy Falcon
That's KISS applied! :-D
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That's KISS applied! :-D
Ewwwww! :laugh: Jeremy Falcon
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Make either the refrigerator big enough, or the giraffe small enough. Consult customer first though. :)
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
Make either the refrigerator big enough, or the giraffe small enough. Consult customer first though.
Doesn't hurt to get the requirements specifications done :) Paul
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Someone pulled this on me via phone last night... so my revenge is passing it on. I checked snopes to see if it is an urban legend, it just seems to fit the bill of one, but I can't find it. Anyhow urban legend or not, you get some fun answers as you are trying to out-think the quiz once you realize the direction it is going.... I am going to post one question at a time... you can look at all first, or try to answer, better yet, those of you with children, I would love to know what your children answer!! Thinking Quiz This short quiz from Andersen Consulting will help you understand your thinking style better. The questions aren't difficult and you can scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
This short quiz from Andersen Consulting will help you understand your thinking style better. The questions aren't difficult and you can scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Hang up the phone. The only thing worse than a fool asking a foolish question is a fool answering a foolish question. You still get a "five" from me for its amusing aspects.
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
This short quiz from Andersen Consulting will help you understand your thinking style better. The questions aren't difficult and you can scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Hang up the phone. The only thing worse than a fool asking a foolish question is a fool answering a foolish question. You still get a "five" from me for its amusing aspects.
Michael Bergman wrote:
The only thing worse than a fool asking a foolish question is a fool answering a foolish question.
hey, I got one right. :) and I think I should get points for the 2nd answer, which was correct but not what was in the book. ;) I argued that with my prof in college and won, I think the same applies. :)
Michael Bergman wrote:
You still get a "five" from me for its amusing aspects.
I am sending it home with one of the guys who has a 4 year old... I may take it over to the engineering admin asst and see if she will ask her son. I don't believe the kids will be any less right or wrong, I think it will be random because of the type of questions. But I have been wrong before. :) _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar wrote:
you chop the f----- up into little pieces.
Sometimes you have to optimize for space :)
computerguru92382 wrote:
Sometimes you have to optimize for space
especially with "he that shall not be named" and his compression algorithm.... why he could fit the giraffe in one drawer and the elephant in another drawer without upsetting the milk or cookies in the fridge.... and bring them out reassembled to their normal state. ;P _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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computerguru92382 wrote:
Sometimes you have to optimize for space
especially with "he that shall not be named" and his compression algorithm.... why he could fit the giraffe in one drawer and the elephant in another drawer without upsetting the milk or cookies in the fridge.... and bring them out reassembled to their normal state. ;P _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
especially with "he that shall not be named" and his compression algorithm....
Sounds like something from the Harry Potter movies :-D
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Someone pulled this on me via phone last night... so my revenge is passing it on. I checked snopes to see if it is an urban legend, it just seems to fit the bill of one, but I can't find it. Anyhow urban legend or not, you get some fun answers as you are trying to out-think the quiz once you realize the direction it is going.... I am going to post one question at a time... you can look at all first, or try to answer, better yet, those of you with children, I would love to know what your children answer!! Thinking Quiz This short quiz from Andersen Consulting will help you understand your thinking style better. The questions aren't difficult and you can scroll down for the answers. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Using a chainsaw cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Using a chainsaw cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Using a chainsaw
Wouldn't that be rather messy?
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Using a chainsaw
Wouldn't that be rather messy?
Hey buddy, I'm just doin' my jpb here, y'know? Vrrrrmmm! Vrrrrrrrrmmmmm!! cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Hey buddy, I'm just doin' my jpb here, y'know? Vrrrrmmm! Vrrrrrrrrmmmmm!! cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
Vrrrrmmm! Vrrrrrrrrmmmmm!!
Easy there, champ :laugh:
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
especially with "he that shall not be named" and his compression algorithm....
Sounds like something from the Harry Potter movies :-D
computerguru92382 wrote:
Sounds like something from the Harry Potter movies
Harry Potter and the Code project lounge.... sounds like we have the makings of a new harry potter book! _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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computerguru92382 wrote:
Sounds like something from the Harry Potter movies
Harry Potter and the Code project lounge.... sounds like we have the makings of a new harry potter book! _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Sounds good. Forward this to JK Rowlings :-D