Ever want to slap your compiler?
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Right now I'd like it to cough politely, ask me if I would mind if it went ahead and opened the connection, and then offered to go grab me a coffee. :suss: cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
:laugh: Now that would be a good compiler!
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
"do I have to do everything for you??"
Yes. And if you want it to optimize the code, you have to cuddle it too. :)
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Chris Maunder wrote:
"do I have to do everything for you??"
Yes. And if you want it to optimize the code, you have to cuddle it too. :)
That's so, so wrong. cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
hmm, Chris, sounds like you need to, uhh, get some, wink wink. ---sig---
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Right now I'd like it to cough politely, ask me if I would mind if it went ahead and opened the connection, and then offered to go grab me a coffee. :suss: cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
and then offered to go grab me a coffee
Sounds like a Java compiler... *groan* *ducks* regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry!
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
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hmm, Chris, sounds like you need to, uhh, get some, wink wink. ---sig---
Silence is the voice of complicity Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- Vincent Reynolds Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay PS. If you don't understand my sarcasm -- go to hell!We all can use some, uhh, wink wink every now and again. I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes
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Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I know the feeling, though for me it seems to happen every time I go within 5 miles of
VCProjectEngineLibrary... :shudder: Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. -
Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
do I have to do everything for you??"
You forget, a computer is like a woman. Yes, you have to do everything for her. ;P Marc Pensieve Functional Entanglement vs. Code Entanglement Static Classes Make For Rigid Architectures Some people believe what the bible says. Literally. At least [with Wikipedia] you have the chance to correct the wiki -- Jörgen Sigvardsson
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Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
*um* maybe i am just getting a little over worked, but i passed through the "wanting" phase some months ago. i am now passing out of the far side of the "shouting and searing" phase, and am moving into the "beat computer with wrist rest" phase zen is the art of being at one with the two'ness
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Chris Maunder wrote:
"do I have to do everything for you??"
Yes. And if you want it to optimize the code, you have to cuddle it too. :)
i am going to sit here, and simply look all cute and innocent, pretending that this is going way over my head :) zen is the art of being at one with the two'ness
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i am going to sit here, and simply look all cute and innocent, pretending that this is going way over my head :) zen is the art of being at one with the two'ness
That cute and innocent looks of your's.. you've got to be hiding something! :suss: :-D
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Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
> Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" I guess this is one of those "you know what the problem is, why don't you automatically fix it" type of moments, huh? As for wanting to slap the compiler...yeah, funny how you should ask this now. Why, just yesterday, VC decided that right-clicking in the editor window should result in msdev.exe crashing...
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Chris Maunder wrote:
and then offered to go grab me a coffee
Sounds like a Java compiler... *groan* *ducks* regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry!
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
lol...nice....
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Probably the most obvious question ever. Maybe it's lack of coffee but whehn you've made some massive changes across 20 projects and 2 databases and everything's perfect - spot on - you've even commented the damn code - and then you go to run it and you get an error saying the command can't function until the connection is opened. You have a connection object setup. You have a command waiting for that connection object. All you forgot to do was call
connection.Open(). Is it time to go for a walk when you start yelling at the compiler "do I have to do everything for you??" cheers, Chris MaunderCodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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