Nerds Make Better Lovers
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That's because, at school, the jocks spend all their time thinking about sport. Nerds spend all their time thinking about sex.
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in a geriatric ward.
I was just going to say that:laugh: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
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That's because, at school, the jocks spend all their time thinking about sport. Nerds spend all their time thinking about sex.
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in a geriatric ward.
Is that from 'Revenge of the Nerds'? BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Is that from 'Revenge of the Nerds'? BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven WrightYes :D The exact line is: "Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex."
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in a geriatric ward.
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Yes :D The exact line is: "Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex."
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in a geriatric ward.
:cool: BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Where can you buy the T-shirt? Then all you would need to do is wear it, walk into a club, and wait for a queue to form.
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Where can you buy the T-shirt? Then all you would need to do is wear it, walk into a club, and wait for a queue to form.
"... This man is obviously a psychotic." "We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in." (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
~ ScrollingGrid (cross-browser freeze-header control)
Wait being the operative word here. I suspect you'd have better luck watching glaciers form :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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Wait being the operative word here. I suspect you'd have better luck watching glaciers form :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Jim Crafton wrote:
I suspect you'd have better luck watching glaciers form
ROTFLMAO! Jeremy Falcon
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That's because, at school, the jocks spend all their time thinking about sport. Nerds spend all their time thinking about sex.
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in a geriatric ward.
Nic Rowan wrote:
That's because, at school, the jocks spend all their time thinking about sport. Nerds spend all their time thinking about sex.
Or realistically, at school jocks spend their time having sex and playing sports while nerds spend all their time talking about video games and Windows and viewing pr0n. And we can all agree, experience is the best teacher. :) Jeremy Falcon
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vSoares wrote:
Re: Nerds Make Better Lovers
Silly me, and I thought someone with experience, sexual stamina, and know-how would make a better lover. :rolleyes: $20 says it was a nerd that wrote that article. :laugh: Jeremy Falcon
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Well, duh. What, like i'm gonna spend 13 consecutive hours optimizing a blitter used only in the splashscreen, but won't put that kind of time and focus into something so much more near and dear to my, uh, heart? Please. :rolleyes:
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Well, duh. What, like i'm gonna spend 13 consecutive hours optimizing a blitter used only in the splashscreen, but won't put that kind of time and focus into something so much more near and dear to my, uh, heart? Please. :rolleyes:
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Shog9 wrote:
13 consecutive hours
Are you related to Sting? :rolleyes: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
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Nic Rowan wrote:
That's because, at school, the jocks spend all their time thinking about sport. Nerds spend all their time thinking about sex.
Or realistically, at school jocks spend their time having sex and playing sports while nerds spend all their time talking about video games and Windows and viewing pr0n. And we can all agree, experience is the best teacher. :) Jeremy Falcon
Yeah, you can view a lot more pr0n than you can have sex so the nerds win there by watching "educational video":laugh: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
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Shog9 wrote:
13 consecutive hours
Are you related to Sting? :rolleyes: ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.
Sting's got an apartment opposite our office building (in sunny Newcastle) All I've ever noticed going on is the odd photoshoot (at least I assume that's what all the flashes were...) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!
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Wait being the operative word here. I suspect you'd have better luck watching glaciers form :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
but it would be fun nontheless (for a real nerd)
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Damn STRAIGHT!!!
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vSoares wrote:
Re: Nerds Make Better Lovers
Silly me, and I thought someone with experience, sexual stamina, and know-how would make a better lover. :rolleyes: $20 says it was a nerd that wrote that article. :laugh: Jeremy Falcon
Ah but you speak nothing of the relationship. I cannot attest for the other things you describe. My wife is my only partner ever. But after 10 years it seems pretty amazing so I'm going to have to side with the article. It's right and don't you argue with me Jeremy Falcon. ;P I'm right!!!:laugh:
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Ah but you speak nothing of the relationship. I cannot attest for the other things you describe. My wife is my only partner ever. But after 10 years it seems pretty amazing so I'm going to have to side with the article. It's right and don't you argue with me Jeremy Falcon. ;P I'm right!!!:laugh:
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code-frog wrote:
Ah but you speak nothing of the relationship.
Having experience doesn't mean having experience with different women necessarily, although it let you know how different people can really be. Also, being a nerd doesn't speak of the relationship either.
code-frog wrote:
It's right and don't you argue with me Jeremy Falcon.
Ha! Crap. I failed. :-D Jeremy Falcon