Kids Say the Funniest Things...
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Paul Watson wrote:
Jeez, you have been busy. And red is such an appropriate colour for the topic.
:laugh: Regards, Nish
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The Ultimate Grid - The #1 MFC grid out there!Argg you guys, the whole point of this thread was to get other people to share experiences of times when their kids said something hilarious. You guys are totally focusing on the wrong parts. Besides, it wasn't used or anything. It was a brand new one. So get your minds out of the gutters and on to the topic.P Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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Children say the funniest things. Please share an experience when your own child or a relative’s child said something in public that was very embarrassing or extremely funny. My story happened about 14 years ago when my sister was three years old. My family was sitting together in church and my sister had a cold at the time. At one point she needed to blow her nose and asked my mother for a tissue. However, the only thing my mom had to blow her nose with was feminine napkin (also know as a pad). My sister exclaims in the middle of a prayer when all was dead silent. “Mom, that isn’t a tissue, that is for your crunch! (my sister’s pronunciation of crotch)” Suffice it to say, my mother was extremely embarrassed when everyone around us turned around to stare and smile. :laugh: Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
So when I was a kid there was a funny incident involving a water melon. But if I told it here my little sister would kill me. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry!
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
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So when I was a kid there was a funny incident involving a water melon. But if I told it here my little sister would kill me. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry!
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
Go ahead! We won't tell her ;)
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Children say the funniest things. Please share an experience when your own child or a relative’s child said something in public that was very embarrassing or extremely funny. My story happened about 14 years ago when my sister was three years old. My family was sitting together in church and my sister had a cold at the time. At one point she needed to blow her nose and asked my mother for a tissue. However, the only thing my mom had to blow her nose with was feminine napkin (also know as a pad). My sister exclaims in the middle of a prayer when all was dead silent. “Mom, that isn’t a tissue, that is for your crunch! (my sister’s pronunciation of crotch)” Suffice it to say, my mother was extremely embarrassed when everyone around us turned around to stare and smile. :laugh: Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
Many years ago, my wife and I went out to a restaurant with our then only daugher who was 3 years old at the time. My wife's mother was also with us. As we sat down to enjoy our meal, I thought it would be pretty impressive to have our daughter say grace before our meal as this was something she had been taught at her day care before they sat down to lunch. Several times I prodded her to respond as I asked her, "What do you do at day care before you sit down to lunch?". Eventually, she responded in a voice that carried over the entire restaurant and announced to everyone there that before she sits down to lunch, she always goes pee. :) Needless to say, I learned my lesson. :-O Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] When I want privacy, I'll close the bathroom door. [Stan Shannon] NOTED: The government now loses money on each penny it produces thanks to the soaring price of zinc -- the main component of the copper-coated coins. The cost of the metals in a penny rose to 0.8 cents last week, and the government spends at least another 0.6 cents to mint each one-cent coin. [The New York Times]
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Children say the funniest things. Please share an experience when your own child or a relative’s child said something in public that was very embarrassing or extremely funny. My story happened about 14 years ago when my sister was three years old. My family was sitting together in church and my sister had a cold at the time. At one point she needed to blow her nose and asked my mother for a tissue. However, the only thing my mom had to blow her nose with was feminine napkin (also know as a pad). My sister exclaims in the middle of a prayer when all was dead silent. “Mom, that isn’t a tissue, that is for your crunch! (my sister’s pronunciation of crotch)” Suffice it to say, my mother was extremely embarrassed when everyone around us turned around to stare and smile. :laugh: Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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Well, my family had a reunion of sorts this last weekend and normally when that happens stories come out. A lot of these stories are about funny things that happened when my relatives were kids. So in the spirit of the moment, I thought it would a good topic here in the lounge and one that everyone could participate in. Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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Well, my family had a reunion of sorts this last weekend and normally when that happens stories come out. A lot of these stories are about funny things that happened when my relatives were kids. So in the spirit of the moment, I thought it would a good topic here in the lounge and one that everyone could participate in. Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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Jeez, you have been busy. And red is such an appropriate colour for the topic. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry!
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
Paul Watson wrote:
Jeez, you have been busy.
That wasn't all me!! I'm innocent! well... mostly innocent. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Stop ragging him, Paul :-D Regards, Nish
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Stop ragging him, Paul
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Children say the funniest things. Please share an experience when your own child or a relative’s child said something in public that was very embarrassing or extremely funny. My story happened about 14 years ago when my sister was three years old. My family was sitting together in church and my sister had a cold at the time. At one point she needed to blow her nose and asked my mother for a tissue. However, the only thing my mom had to blow her nose with was feminine napkin (also know as a pad). My sister exclaims in the middle of a prayer when all was dead silent. “Mom, that isn’t a tissue, that is for your crunch! (my sister’s pronunciation of crotch)” Suffice it to say, my mother was extremely embarrassed when everyone around us turned around to stare and smile. :laugh: Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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Jeez, you have been busy. And red is such an appropriate colour for the topic. regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry!
eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.
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Stop ragging him, Paul :-D Regards, Nish
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The Ultimate Grid - The #1 MFC grid out there!Smitha, Nish is misbehaving in the Lounge again! :laugh:
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Children say the funniest things. Please share an experience when your own child or a relative’s child said something in public that was very embarrassing or extremely funny. My story happened about 14 years ago when my sister was three years old. My family was sitting together in church and my sister had a cold at the time. At one point she needed to blow her nose and asked my mother for a tissue. However, the only thing my mom had to blow her nose with was feminine napkin (also know as a pad). My sister exclaims in the middle of a prayer when all was dead silent. “Mom, that isn’t a tissue, that is for your crunch! (my sister’s pronunciation of crotch)” Suffice it to say, my mother was extremely embarrassed when everyone around us turned around to stare and smile. :laugh: Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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