A Sardar joke
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have run over that person Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cos for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice 24 years just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close. Lol. That is funny! :laugh: ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. I have? ** David checks inbox ** Phew! I decided to stick with a normal signature for the time being anyway - less hassle. ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: But I have been disallowed from posting in the Lounge. What are you talking about Nish? cheers, Chris Maunder
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A couple of threads down he mentions to Michael Dunn that the head icon is gone from his post. I'm just taking a wild guess, but maybe he wasn't logged in, and the Lounge does not allow anonymous posts. "I've read the Bible through a couple of times and it is a nice collection of morality stories and adventure fiction. Sort of like Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer except without the laughs." -- Michael P Butler 14 Mar '02
No - it turns out he's trying to be 'funny'. whatever. cheers, Chris Maunder
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****Matt Newman wrote: Why? I am trying to find out Matt, I sure am. I don't have anything to go on, but I have a few hunches. There is a lot of politics and dirty work involved. Of that I am sure. By the way I heard there are a few others who have been targetted too, David Wulff included. He has been warned though. Nish p.s. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this okay? :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss: :suss:
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._So for all those who are wondering what is going on - it's a joke (by Nish). No one has been targeted, no one has been banned. Nish has just been licking frogs again. cheers, Chris Maunder
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****Matt Newman wrote: Never mind it was pretty stupid and didn't any point to it Huh? You mean that game you recommended is stupid??? Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._I tried it and it is really stupid -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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So for all those who are wondering what is going on - it's a joke (by Nish). No one has been targeted, no one has been banned. Nish has just been licking frogs again. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: licking frogs again :confused: What does the expression mean? Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._ -
No - it turns out he's trying to be 'funny'. whatever. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: No - it turns out he's trying to be 'funny' :-) What do you mean 'trying'? Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._ -
Chris Maunder wrote: licking frogs again :confused: What does the expression mean? Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._I've always taken it to mean "getting really f****d up" :-P James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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I've always taken it to mean "getting really f****d up" :-P James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
James T. Johnson wrote: I've always taken it to mean "getting really f****d up" :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( First time someone is swearing at me. In didn't expect chris to say that! He is usually such a nice guy :(( Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._ -
So for all those who are wondering what is going on - it's a joke (by Nish). No one has been targeted, no one has been banned. Nish has just been licking frogs again. cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: Nish has just been licking frogs again Actually no ;-) I'm not licking frogs, I'm smoking Red banana Peels. Nish
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James T. Johnson wrote: I've always taken it to mean "getting really f****d up" :(( :(( :(( :(( :(( First time someone is swearing at me. In didn't expect chris to say that! He is usually such a nice guy :(( Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._Just so it doesn't have to be explained again, I've told Nish what I meant by "getting really f****d up" [which would be someone really really high] James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
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Chris Maunder wrote: Nish has just been licking frogs again Actually no ;-) I'm not licking frogs, I'm smoking Red banana Peels. Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: I'm smoking Red banana Peels Is that wher you Guru coders get your special powers from ? :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Testing Current Sig <:jig:>
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Just so it doesn't have to be explained again, I've told Nish what I meant by "getting really f****d up" [which would be someone really really high] James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978
James T. Johnson wrote: which would be someone really really high :-) :-) Nish
_I am looking for a free racing game. Old style racing game without any complicated 3D stuff. Around 4 MB download. If anyone has such a game, please inform me._
