One size fits all
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Imagine if all majorretailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Lickinggood. Minstrels Condoms -melt inyour mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lighteningthe load. Abbey National condoms-because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keepgoing and going. Macintosh condoms - It doesmore, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once youpop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home ofthe whopper Goodyear Condoms - for alonger ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no commentrequired. Muller light condoms - somuch pleasure, but where's the pain. Flash Condoms - Just sitback, relax and let flash do all the hardwork. Halfords condoms - we go theextra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I sawthis and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strongand very very long Renault condoms - size reallydoes matter! Ronseal condoms - doesexactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms- its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets rightunder the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reachesparts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms – probablythe best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a dayhelps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4themergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bitof an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poorseller!!!) ____________________ Rat Boy I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
How do we fit MS into this picture? MS Condoms - Where do you want to [---] today? :) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. ** -
Imagine if all majorretailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Lickinggood. Minstrels Condoms -melt inyour mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lighteningthe load. Abbey National condoms-because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keepgoing and going. Macintosh condoms - It doesmore, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once youpop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home ofthe whopper Goodyear Condoms - for alonger ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no commentrequired. Muller light condoms - somuch pleasure, but where's the pain. Flash Condoms - Just sitback, relax and let flash do all the hardwork. Halfords condoms - we go theextra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I sawthis and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strongand very very long Renault condoms - size reallydoes matter! Ronseal condoms - doesexactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms- its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets rightunder the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reachesparts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms – probablythe best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a dayhelps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4themergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bitof an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poorseller!!!) ____________________ Rat Boy I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
S.E. Rykoff - Enjoy Life, eat out more often!
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Imagine if all majorretailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Lickinggood. Minstrels Condoms -melt inyour mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lighteningthe load. Abbey National condoms-because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keepgoing and going. Macintosh condoms - It doesmore, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once youpop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home ofthe whopper Goodyear Condoms - for alonger ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no commentrequired. Muller light condoms - somuch pleasure, but where's the pain. Flash Condoms - Just sitback, relax and let flash do all the hardwork. Halfords condoms - we go theextra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I sawthis and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strongand very very long Renault condoms - size reallydoes matter! Ronseal condoms - doesexactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms- its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets rightunder the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reachesparts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms – probablythe best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a dayhelps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4themergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bitof an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poorseller!!!) ____________________ Rat Boy I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
Nokia Condoms - connecting people Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
** If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order. ** -
Imagine if all majorretailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Lickinggood. Minstrels Condoms -melt inyour mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lighteningthe load. Abbey National condoms-because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keepgoing and going. Macintosh condoms - It doesmore, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once youpop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home ofthe whopper Goodyear Condoms - for alonger ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no commentrequired. Muller light condoms - somuch pleasure, but where's the pain. Flash Condoms - Just sitback, relax and let flash do all the hardwork. Halfords condoms - we go theextra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I sawthis and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strongand very very long Renault condoms - size reallydoes matter! Ronseal condoms - doesexactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms- its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets rightunder the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reachesparts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms – probablythe best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a dayhelps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4themergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bitof an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poorseller!!!) ____________________ Rat Boy I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms. EverReady Condoms : - Keep going and going ... Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait Muller Yoghurt - Pleasure without the pain Alka-Seltzer Condoms : - Plink, plink, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is... AT&T Condoms : - Reach Out and Touch Someone! Arnie Schwarzenegger Condoms : - I'll Be Back Gilette Condoms : -The best a man can get Intel Condoms : Idiot inside McDonald's Condoms : - Over 8 billion served Star Trek Condoms : To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before Yellow Pages Condoms : Let your fingers do the walking Regardz Colin J Davies
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Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms. EverReady Condoms : - Keep going and going ... Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait Muller Yoghurt - Pleasure without the pain Alka-Seltzer Condoms : - Plink, plink, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is... AT&T Condoms : - Reach Out and Touch Someone! Arnie Schwarzenegger Condoms : - I'll Be Back Gilette Condoms : -The best a man can get Intel Condoms : Idiot inside McDonald's Condoms : - Over 8 billion served Star Trek Condoms : To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before Yellow Pages Condoms : Let your fingers do the walking Regardz Colin J Davies
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Microsoft Condoms : Damn Expensive -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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Microsoft Condoms : Damn Expensive -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†Java Condoms: wear once, [---] anywhere Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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Java Condoms: wear once, [---] anywhere Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
- It's for protection
- Protection from what? Zee Germans?LOL -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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Microsoft Condoms : Damn Expensive -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†Micrsoft Condoms : Where you want to go (or something like that ...)
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Micrsoft Condoms : Where you want to go (or something like that ...)
I think Tomasz summed it up nicely with... Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to f*ck today? :cool: ____________________ David Wulff I watch how the moon sits in the sky On a dark night shining with the light from the sun The sun doesn't give light to the moon Assuming the moon's going to owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favours and then rapidly You just turn around and start asking me about Things you want back from me - Linkin Park
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Micrsoft Condoms : Where you want to go (or something like that ...)
Windows XP Condoms : Look out for the fly feature. -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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Windows XP Condoms : Look out for the fly feature. -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
†Condoms .NET : 1 degree of separation ! (this is only funny if you have seen some of the new stupid ads MS has taken out in mags like Time)
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Condoms .NET : 1 degree of separation ! (this is only funny if you have seen some of the new stupid ads MS has taken out in mags like Time)
LOL -:suss:Matt Newman / Anti-Linux Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman
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