Are you are a real CPian ?
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You know you have been at CP for to long when .. When someone uses the word "dance" you correct them and explain its a jig. Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. When coworkers use the word "lounge" you wonder what their login actually is. You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You tell the cab driver you live at http://www.codeproject.com/index/article.html You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 6.0." You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet. You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-) As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 6.0." "This body best veiwed in the dark." Tim Smith I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he spell check this document? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's CodeProject, the most powerful forums in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
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****Colin Davies wrote: You know you have been at CP for to long when .. You managed to predict more than five of the things on your list. ****Colin Davies wrote: When someone uses the word "dance" you correct them and explain its a jig. :) ****Colin Davies wrote: Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. I don't have a wife, but I have a photo of my ex. pussy next to my monitor at home to remind me all tis isn't as real as it seems. ****Colin Davies wrote: When coworkers use the word "lounge" you wonder what their login actually is. :) My coworkers do lurk around CP every now and again, but they think I am mad when I spend hours on end in the lounge. ****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. :omg: I have been doing this all day today! ****Colin Davies wrote: All of your friends have an @ in their names. Hmm.... Baconballs, Rocket Man, Noddy, "the tarts"... No @'s there! ****Colin Davies wrote: _You tell the cab driver you live at http://www.codeproject.com/index/article.html_ I've never been in a cab before. ****Colin Davies wrote: You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". I don't have any kids, that I know of, and my family avoid me when I am - cough - "working". ****Colin Davies wrote: You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 6.0." Now that did make me laugh - sideways too. ****Colin Davies wrote: You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. True. I sometimes stay up late on a Sunday night (read: Monday morning) to cathh the poll. ****Colin Davies wrote: You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet.
I'm glad to see you could identify yourself David :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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Basically when you find that you are actually mentally affected by an argaument you had in one of the CP discussion boards, it's that point where you realize you really have the CP addiction. It's not such a bad thing after all. Though sometimes things get out of hand. People like me and David Wulff have often mal-reacted on CP even though we are both aware that this is basically a nice web site and the people are simply people on the internet. yet we have both got seriously affected, specially I have. Right now as far as I am concerned some CPians are more real than the people I see around me in flesh and blood. I must add here that SONORK has helped things a long way. I mean it has brought some of us closer to each other than we'd otherwise have been. Nish
:love:Has anyone seen my sig?:love:
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Right now as far as I am concerned some CPians are more real than the people I see around me in flesh and blood. Yes you have a serious addiction Nish :-) Do you think you require expert help ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. I've actually done that. Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
Daniel Ferguson wrote: Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. I'd like to see a count of that done sometime. I'm doing exactly that now, but its Sunday the kidz are away and I have nothing else to do. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Right now as far as I am concerned some CPians are more real than the people I see around me in flesh and blood. Yes you have a serious addiction Nish :-) Do you think you require expert help ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
****Colin Davies wrote: Yes you have a serious addiction Nish Do you think you require expert help Not now. But I might, in the near future. Nish
:love:Has anyone seen my sig?:love:
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****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. I've actually done that. Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
Daniel Ferguson wrote: Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. Guilty. :-O Jon Sagara There is no spoon. Best Miniputt score: 21
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****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. I've actually done that. Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
guilty but only because my wife always gets to the shower before i do. -c
All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are poor actors. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
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****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. I've actually done that. Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown
Daniel Ferguson wrote: Another way you know that you spend too much time on CP is when you check out the Lounge before you shower in the morning. Guilty as charged..... Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
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guilty but only because my wife always gets to the shower before i do. -c
All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are poor actors. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
That's the time to set up a video camera and make some money from this Internet thingy... Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
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David Wulff wrote: I don't have the time at the moment (nor indeed the time to keep posting these messages!) A lot of people think that people who post heavily on CP have no lives and that they have too much free time. The point they miss is that there cannot be people like that unless you include the dumb ones and none of us are dumb, not in the proper sense of the word. I guess the truth is that we all have our lives, but that we give CP higher priority. That's all. If we seem to have a lot of free time, it's because we create it by trespassing on the time intended for other activities. Nish
:love:Has anyone seen my sig?:love:
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: none of us are dumb, not in the proper sense of the word. Dumb means unable to speak - surely exactly the sort of people who would get the most out of CP as a community ? Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
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You know you have been at CP for to long when .. When someone uses the word "dance" you correct them and explain its a jig. Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. When coworkers use the word "lounge" you wonder what their login actually is. You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You tell the cab driver you live at http://www.codeproject.com/index/article.html You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet Explorer 6.0." You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of the computer with a toilet. You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-) As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. ****Colin Davies wrote: You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". ****Colin Davies wrote: You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. *blush* Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
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That's the time to set up a video camera and make some money from this Internet thingy... Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
i think that particular enterprise would be pretty short-lived, once she found out. -c
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "Madam, I don't care if you burn." -Oscar Wilde Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
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****Colin Davies wrote: You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it again. ****Colin Davies wrote: You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy/Mummy's got real work to do". ****Colin Davies wrote: You actually like Mondays because thats when the new surveys and newsletter appear. *blush* Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002
Only 3 syptoms, You are hardly an addict yet. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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i think that particular enterprise would be pretty short-lived, once she found out. -c
"Do you mind if I smoke?" "Madam, I don't care if you burn." -Oscar Wilde Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
Gosh, women can be so boring at times, can't they ? Have you seen the old internet joke about the difference between a man taking a shoer and a woman ? I'm thinking specifically of the bit where the woman covers herself with a towel, and the moan runs around naked, screaming woo-hoo. Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "I'm somewhat suspicious of STL though. My (test,experimental) program worked first time. Whats that all about??!?! - Jon Hulatt, 22/3/2002