God was not with him, after all...
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Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God[^] Except for the misfortunate end, I found this story funny. An authentic Darwin Award perhaps?
Super Lloyd wrote:
An authentic Darwin Award perhaps?
This one finally qualifies as a Darwin Award. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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so you don't know the joke ? a man doing a safari in africa is facing a big lion and cannot escape the animal anymore. so he fell on his knees and asked god to teach the animal some catholic thoughts... then, the lion fell on his knees and asked god to bless his delicious meal... :rolleyes::-D
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toxcct wrote:
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TOXCCT >>> GEII power What does this mean?
toxcct is me :-D GEII is the french abbreviation for "Electrical and IT Enginneering". it is the last diploma i got from school. does it help ?! ;) ps: you could have asked this on my CP homepage...
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toxcct wrote:
TOXCCT >>> GEII power
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**You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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toxcct wrote:
TOXCCT >>> GEII power
What does this mean?
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Monty2 wrote:
TOXCCT >>> GEII power What does this mean?
toxcct is me :-D GEII is the french abbreviation for "Electrical and IT Enginneering". it is the last diploma i got from school. does it help ?! ;) ps: you could have asked this on my CP homepage...
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toxcct wrote:
ps: you could have asked this on my CP homepage...
I could have if i wasn't lazy enough to do a few more clicks :)
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toxcct wrote:
ps: you could have asked this on my CP homepage...
I could have if i wasn't lazy enough to do a few more clicks :)
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**Monty2 wrote:
i wasn't lazy enough
:->
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Maxwell Chen wrote:
Do I guess it right?
you got it :cool::rose:
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Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God[^] Except for the misfortunate end, I found this story funny. An authentic Darwin Award perhaps?
This almost beats (but not quite imho): Custody of 'snake-bite orphans' split between grandparents[^] NEWPORT, Tennessee (CNN) -- A judge ruled Friday that grandparents will share the custody of five children whose parents both died handling snakes during church services. During the school year, maternal grandmother Mary Goswick will have custody of the children, Jonathan, 12; Jacob and Jeremiah, 7; Sarah, 5; and Daniel, 4, the juvenile court judge ordered. His ruling said that the paternal grandparents, John and Peggy Brown, who also believe in handling serpents, can have custody of the children during the summer and during holidays as long as they don't take the children to services where snakes are handled. The Browns, who have their own snake-handling church in Marshall, North Carolina, have admitted that they have already taken the children to a snake-handling service, in violation of a previous order from the judge, but said they would refrain in the future. Their son, John Wayne "Punkin" Brown Jr., a preacher from Parrottsville, Tennessee, had been bitten more than 20 times over an 18-year period before he suffered a fatal snake bite in an Alabama church last October. He was 34. His 28-year-old wife, Melinda, mother of their five children, died of a bite in 1995 at a religious revival in Kentucky. The book of Mark in the Bible's New Testament calls serpent handling one of the "signs" that true believers must follow. The practice is most common here in Kentucky, at least that is where I started my google search "kentucky snake bite service" You can find loads more of these.
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Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God[^] Except for the misfortunate end, I found this story funny. An authentic Darwin Award perhaps?
Just like that he'd again fall into the earth Shouting "God will save me...".. pity him.
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This almost beats (but not quite imho): Custody of 'snake-bite orphans' split between grandparents[^] NEWPORT, Tennessee (CNN) -- A judge ruled Friday that grandparents will share the custody of five children whose parents both died handling snakes during church services. During the school year, maternal grandmother Mary Goswick will have custody of the children, Jonathan, 12; Jacob and Jeremiah, 7; Sarah, 5; and Daniel, 4, the juvenile court judge ordered. His ruling said that the paternal grandparents, John and Peggy Brown, who also believe in handling serpents, can have custody of the children during the summer and during holidays as long as they don't take the children to services where snakes are handled. The Browns, who have their own snake-handling church in Marshall, North Carolina, have admitted that they have already taken the children to a snake-handling service, in violation of a previous order from the judge, but said they would refrain in the future. Their son, John Wayne "Punkin" Brown Jr., a preacher from Parrottsville, Tennessee, had been bitten more than 20 times over an 18-year period before he suffered a fatal snake bite in an Alabama church last October. He was 34. His 28-year-old wife, Melinda, mother of their five children, died of a bite in 1995 at a religious revival in Kentucky. The book of Mark in the Bible's New Testament calls serpent handling one of the "signs" that true believers must follow. The practice is most common here in Kentucky, at least that is where I started my google search "kentucky snake bite service" You can find loads more of these.
kennster wrote:
The practice is most common here in Kentucky, at least that is where I started my google search "kentucky snake bite service" You can find loads more of these.
yeah, it's almost as popular as "kentucky fried chicken" :-D
kennster wrote:
His 28-year-old wife, Melinda, mother of their five children, died of a bite in 1995 at a religious revival in Kentucky.
isnt't that a kind of oxymoron? :laugh:
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Super Lloyd wrote:
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God[^]
He should have studied some Shaolin kung-fu ... :sigh:
Maxwell Chen
Through Video ??? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: people might think, why I laugh this much??but I've a reason, you know that too
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Monty2 wrote:
TOXCCT >>> GEII power What does this mean?
toxcct is me :-D GEII is the french abbreviation for "Electrical and IT Enginneering". it is the last diploma i got from school. does it help ?! ;) ps: you could have asked this on my CP homepage...
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nope, sorry :p i work for Accenture Technology Solutions...
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Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God[^] Except for the misfortunate end, I found this story funny. An authentic Darwin Award perhaps?
It rains on the just and the unjust. Ignorance is no excuse. Neither God nor Darwin had nothing to do with it.
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It rains on the just and the unjust. Ignorance is no excuse. Neither God nor Darwin had nothing to do with it.
I think the darwinist will take his umbrella ... ;P :laugh:
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kennster wrote:
The practice is most common here in Kentucky, at least that is where I started my google search "kentucky snake bite service" You can find loads more of these.
yeah, it's almost as popular as "kentucky fried chicken" :-D
kennster wrote:
His 28-year-old wife, Melinda, mother of their five children, died of a bite in 1995 at a religious revival in Kentucky.
isnt't that a kind of oxymoron? :laugh:
Super Lloyd wrote:
yeah, it's almost as popular as "kentucky fried chicken"
Probably tastes better - snakes should fit well on a skewer! The tigress is here :-D
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This almost beats (but not quite imho): Custody of 'snake-bite orphans' split between grandparents[^] NEWPORT, Tennessee (CNN) -- A judge ruled Friday that grandparents will share the custody of five children whose parents both died handling snakes during church services. During the school year, maternal grandmother Mary Goswick will have custody of the children, Jonathan, 12; Jacob and Jeremiah, 7; Sarah, 5; and Daniel, 4, the juvenile court judge ordered. His ruling said that the paternal grandparents, John and Peggy Brown, who also believe in handling serpents, can have custody of the children during the summer and during holidays as long as they don't take the children to services where snakes are handled. The Browns, who have their own snake-handling church in Marshall, North Carolina, have admitted that they have already taken the children to a snake-handling service, in violation of a previous order from the judge, but said they would refrain in the future. Their son, John Wayne "Punkin" Brown Jr., a preacher from Parrottsville, Tennessee, had been bitten more than 20 times over an 18-year period before he suffered a fatal snake bite in an Alabama church last October. He was 34. His 28-year-old wife, Melinda, mother of their five children, died of a bite in 1995 at a religious revival in Kentucky. The book of Mark in the Bible's New Testament calls serpent handling one of the "signs" that true believers must follow. The practice is most common here in Kentucky, at least that is where I started my google search "kentucky snake bite service" You can find loads more of these.
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kennster wrote:
The book of Mark in the Bible's New Testament calls serpent handling one of the "signs" that true believers must follow.
:confused: Are you smoking something?
Bob X wrote:
Are you smoking something?
Mark 16:18: "They shall take up serpents, and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." See Snake Handling in the Pentecostal Church: The Precedent Set by George Hensley[^] for more information. I guess you either didn't attend or weren't paying attention in bible school. Also of interest, note that this is the only place in the new testament that talks of being able to 'lay hands' used by all the televangelists, thus, if they are able to lay hands on the sick and heal them, then by reference they must also be able to drink poison and be bitten by snakes, hence the snake biting cult. And no, I do not smoke anything.