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  • R Red Stateler

    Saying that America is smarter than Spain doesn't highlight something positive about the US? Hmmmmm...Must be my "red-necked pig-ignorance" showing through.

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    Had you really wanted to convey something positive about the US, you would've said that the US is twice as literate as Spain, and you wouldn't have called them commies and wussies. What made you jump on Spain like that? Did you get turned down by a hot spanish girl? Did she call you fat, ugly, bald american bastard?

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    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

      Had you really wanted to convey something positive about the US, you would've said that the US is twice as literate as Spain, and you wouldn't have called them commies and wussies. What made you jump on Spain like that? Did you get turned down by a hot spanish girl? Did she call you fat, ugly, bald american bastard?

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      Red Stateler
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      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

      Had you really wanted to convey something positive about the US, you would've said that the US is twice as literate as Spain, and you wouldn't have called them commies and wussies.

      But by illustrating the commie and wussy nature of Spain, I am only intending to positively illustrate the brave and democratic nature of the US through contrast.

      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

      What made you jump on Spain like that? Did you get turned down by a hot spanish girl? Did she call you fat, ugly, bald american bastard?

      I honestly think that it may have been my "red-necked pig-ignorance" shining through.

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      • R Red Stateler

        We don't recognize the Oxford Dictionary in Amuuuurica! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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        Stan Shannon
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        Should'nt that be Oxfurd? "You get that which you tolerate"

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        • R Red Stateler

          But Spain is in Europe, so if more Spaniards could actually read, it would increase Europe's literacy rate.

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          RichardGrimmer
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          But by the soame token, you lot should be lumped in with Canada (a bonus) and all the south american countries (not so much) - well you're all in the Americas aren't you....wonder what THAT would do to the literacy figures :) "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox

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          • L Lost User

            So American men only please their women 2.009 times in their life? Nunc est bibendum

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            Red Stateler
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            No, it means that American women are just 38.7% more eager to reproduce with American men than Spanish women are eager to reproduce with Spanish men. Clearly it's due to our ability to please.

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            • R RichardGrimmer

              But by the soame token, you lot should be lumped in with Canada (a bonus) and all the south american countries (not so much) - well you're all in the Americas aren't you....wonder what THAT would do to the literacy figures :) "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox

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              Red Stateler
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              RichardGrimmer wrote:

              But by the soame token, you lot should be lumped in with Canada (a bonus) and all the south american countries (not so much) - well you're all in the Americas aren't you....wonder what THAT would do to the literacy figures

              We're not part of a unified economic and political unit like the EU.

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                Should'nt that be Oxfurd? "You get that which you tolerate"

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                Red Stateler
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                Cowfurd. We dun't call 'em Ox's in dis heah.

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                • A Allah On Acid

                  The people who vote down any post positive about America are just jealous about our freedom. Stand rigid for the next battle Peace means reloading your guns The love for life is all hatred in disguise - Dimmu Borgir

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                  Ha ha. Yeah so free. You cant drink alcohol in parks and on beaches. You cant smoke dope legally. You cant buy drink in a mac donalds. Your women cant go topless on any beach they want. You have 11 holidays a year, as opposed to 22 here, plus a couple of weeks if your wife gives birth. We have free health care, and it is good. We can drive at 85 mph in France, unlimited in a lot of germany. Free? You dont know the meaning of free. Nunc est bibendum

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                  • R Red Stateler

                    No, it means that American women are just 38.7% more eager to reproduce with American men than Spanish women are eager to reproduce with Spanish men. Clearly it's due to our ability to please.

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                    OK, I'll spell it out for you. child birth rate != frequency or quality of sex In fact, having kids gets in the way of sex for pleasure. Nunc est bibendum

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      Spain is not Europe, and Europe is not Spain you twit.

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                      Allah On Acid
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                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                      you twit.

                      I think i will go kill myself now. :((:((:(( Stand rigid for the next battle Peace means reloading your guns The love for life is all hatred in disguise - Dimmu Borgir

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                      • R Red Stateler

                        America's* Literacy rate (link[^]): 99% Spain's literacy rate (link[^]): 97.9% so Spain is about twice as illiterate as the United States. Not only that, but they elected communists in order to appease Al Qaeda. What a bunch of wussies. *Note that this figure has been adjusted to only include the United States. Venezuela was not counted. -- modified at 9:10 Thursday 22nd June, 2006

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                        This is such crap. In all these stats, like US per capita GDP, the 10 million or so illegal imigrants are not considered. Nunc est bibendum

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                        • L Lost User

                          Ha ha. Yeah so free. You cant drink alcohol in parks and on beaches. You cant smoke dope legally. You cant buy drink in a mac donalds. Your women cant go topless on any beach they want. You have 11 holidays a year, as opposed to 22 here, plus a couple of weeks if your wife gives birth. We have free health care, and it is good. We can drive at 85 mph in France, unlimited in a lot of germany. Free? You dont know the meaning of free. Nunc est bibendum

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                          Red Stateler
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                          We have the freedom to allow all that if we wished. However, not being a civilization in decline, we choose not to.

                          fat_boy wrote:

                          We have free health care

                          I hate to break it to you...but no it isn't.

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                          • L Lost User

                            This is such crap. In all these stats, like US per capita GDP, the 10 million or so illegal imigrants are not considered. Nunc est bibendum

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                            Red Stateler
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                            fat_boy wrote:

                            the 10 million or so illegal imigrants are not considered.

                            They're not Americans. The 10 million or so illegal immigrants from the Middle East aren't counted in Spain either.

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                            • L Lost User

                              OK, I'll spell it out for you. child birth rate != frequency or quality of sex In fact, having kids gets in the way of sex for pleasure. Nunc est bibendum

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                              Red Stateler
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                              Actually in a separate poll (which I don't have handy), the US actually lead the world in an international poll for both quality and quantity of sex. So I guess your assumptions are wrong.

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                              • A Allah On Acid

                                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                you twit.

                                I think i will go kill myself now. :((:((:(( Stand rigid for the next battle Peace means reloading your guns The love for life is all hatred in disguise - Dimmu Borgir

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                It's your choice.

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Ha ha. Yeah so free. You cant drink alcohol in parks and on beaches. You cant smoke dope legally. You cant buy drink in a mac donalds. Your women cant go topless on any beach they want. You have 11 holidays a year, as opposed to 22 here, plus a couple of weeks if your wife gives birth. We have free health care, and it is good. We can drive at 85 mph in France, unlimited in a lot of germany. Free? You dont know the meaning of free. Nunc est bibendum

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                                  Allah On Acid
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                                  fat_boy wrote:

                                  Free? You dont know the meaning of free.

                                  You must be an arrogant asshole to tell that to an American, being from the UK yourself. In the UK you have "knife amnesites", and will put anyone in jail for 4 years for having a pocket knife. In the UK your police arrest young children of making "racist" remarks. The police in the UK can do pretty much whatever they like if they label someone a "terrorist". Wheras Americans have the right to free speech, the right to be armed (which i am), the right against unreasonable searches and confiscations by the police (but the police do violate this one sometimes). Freedom means more than petty little things like speed limits and holidays. Stand rigid for the next battle Peace means reloading your guns The love for life is all hatred in disguise - Dimmu Borgir

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                                  • R Red Stateler

                                    We have the freedom to allow all that if we wished. However, not being a civilization in decline, we choose not to.

                                    fat_boy wrote:

                                    We have free health care

                                    I hate to break it to you...but no it isn't.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    No, you are just puritanical and repressed.

                                    espeir wrote:

                                    no it isn't.

                                    It is. And dont state the obvious; 'it comes out of taxation; of course it fucking does. To a non, or very low yax payer it is free. Nunc est bibendum

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                                    • R Red Stateler

                                      Actually in a separate poll (which I don't have handy), the US actually lead the world in an international poll for both quality and quantity of sex. So I guess your assumptions are wrong.

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                                      Well, I suppose some people have standards so low they are easially satisfied. Nunc est bibendum

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Well, I suppose some people have standards so low they are easially satisfied. Nunc est bibendum

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                                        Red Stateler
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                                        American women also came out on top as the most beautiful in the world.

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                                        • R Red Stateler

                                          We have the freedom to allow all that if we wished. However, not being a civilization in decline, we choose not to.

                                          fat_boy wrote:

                                          We have free health care

                                          I hate to break it to you...but no it isn't.

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                                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                          espeir wrote:

                                          However, not being a civilization in decline, we choose not to.

                                          Judging by the rate all the crazy evangelicals are growing, you'll soon be as civilized as any other theocracy. And you know what? Catholics are looked down upon by them. You're catholic, right? I seem to vaguely remember that you admitted to that. Some of the evangelicals will so far as to say that the pope is antichrist. Good luck being... civilized. :)

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