This is how to survive bio-terrorism?
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
Do you actually think that terrorists are going to target South Dakota or Iowa?! If so, stop doing LSD. Put yourself in their shoes, what gets more bang for the buck...blowing up Chicago with nuke, or destroying a farm (with the lovely Leckey "manning" a combine) in Iowa? Hmmm....ummmm...well...I guess....yeah, Chicago.
leckey wrote:
My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
Sounds like something that should be done regardless of whether terrorists are about to kill you or not! josh
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
Hey Leckey, You'd probably get much faster response time on questions posted to the forums if your screenname had a feminine ring to it. Most of the developers I know are guys, and many of those guys are single. Single guys are much more likely to be responsive to females than males. In fact, I think I'll change my screenname to Joshette Smith... Joshette
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
leckey wrote:
As if that is going to save me from anthrax.
No kidding, what rubes. Now, "Stop-drop-'n'-roll" - there's an emergency plan i can get behind...
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Hey Leckey, You'd probably get much faster response time on questions posted to the forums if your screenname had a feminine ring to it. Most of the developers I know are guys, and many of those guys are single. Single guys are much more likely to be responsive to females than males. In fact, I think I'll change my screenname to Joshette Smith... Joshette
Hi Joshette, How do you do? ;P
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
leckey wrote:
As if that is going to save me from anthrax
Not a heavy metal fan then? :laugh: Elaine (head banging fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
This akin to the Survive Nuclear attack ads in the 1950's ,where you see families being told to put blankets over their heads etc. Who was funding the ad ? Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire" Blogging @ Keratoconus Watch
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
Contrary to popular doomsbelief, this things are survivable. Atomic blast: If you survive the initial blast, can shield yourself from the direct radiation, can avoid to inhale and wash off the radioactive dust, can avoid the fallout (which is, again, radioactive dust that moves with the wind), and have access to uncontamined water + food, you have a fair chance to survive. Chemical / Biological weapons: distribution is they key. The problem with an anthrax attack is not the anthrax, but getting it distributed. If you know what's coming at you, and you can avoid it, and you have access to uncontamined water and food, you have a fair chance.
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Contrary to popular doomsbelief, this things are survivable. Atomic blast: If you survive the initial blast, can shield yourself from the direct radiation, can avoid to inhale and wash off the radioactive dust, can avoid the fallout (which is, again, radioactive dust that moves with the wind), and have access to uncontamined water + food, you have a fair chance to survive. Chemical / Biological weapons: distribution is they key. The problem with an anthrax attack is not the anthrax, but getting it distributed. If you know what's coming at you, and you can avoid it, and you have access to uncontamined water and food, you have a fair chance.
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Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighistMmm. and what a fun life that would be. I prefer the wine and shouting plan.
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Hi Joshette, How do you do? ;P
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leckey wrote:
As if that is going to save me from anthrax
Not a heavy metal fan then? :laugh: Elaine (head banging fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
Never would have suspected you of being a skater/boarder girl.
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Mmm. and what a fun life that would be. I prefer the wine and shouting plan.
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Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
FWIW, there have already been small anthrax attacks in the USA. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cases_of_anthrax[^] Far as I know, inhalation anthrax is survivable if treated in time. The problem is that it generally isn't caught before it's too late.
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Contrary to popular doomsbelief, this things are survivable. Atomic blast: If you survive the initial blast, can shield yourself from the direct radiation, can avoid to inhale and wash off the radioactive dust, can avoid the fallout (which is, again, radioactive dust that moves with the wind), and have access to uncontamined water + food, you have a fair chance to survive. Chemical / Biological weapons: distribution is they key. The problem with an anthrax attack is not the anthrax, but getting it distributed. If you know what's coming at you, and you can avoid it, and you have access to uncontamined water and food, you have a fair chance.
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist -
Okay, I live in South Dakota, a few miles from the Iowa border and get their local channels. I just saw an ad encouraging people to come up with a plan in case of bio-terrorism. They showed a family stocking batteries and bottled water. The ad ended with the voiceover saying, "Be a hero." Then it showed a pamphlet you can call to get. As if that is going to save me from anthrax. Batteries and bottled water. My plan? Scream like hell, open up the most expensive bottle of wine I can find and tell a few people what I really think of them.
Not only will you survive a nuclear blast and rivers of lava but I assume bio-terror as well. "Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage" -- Jean Anouilh
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> you have a fair chance to survive. But would you want to? The blast itself is just the start...
Hell fucking yes!
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist -
Hey Leckey, You'd probably get much faster response time on questions posted to the forums if your screenname had a feminine ring to it. Most of the developers I know are guys, and many of those guys are single. Single guys are much more likely to be responsive to females than males. In fact, I think I'll change my screenname to Joshette Smith... Joshette
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Never would have suspected you of being a skater/boarder girl.
Software Zen:
delete this;Nooooooooo! Those yappies have only just discovered Anthrax! Elaine (head banging fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D
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Josh Smith wrote:
In fact, I think I'll change my screenname to Joshette Smith...
You do realize that this *will* come back to byte you... :laugh: Mike Poz
I send people to rape and kill the families of those who offend me. Bring it on... :rose: