Days off (JOTD)
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
Good one. Jeremy Falcon
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
Mhh... we need some light bulb here! :laugh:
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
:laugh:
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
Thanks for the morning laugh! :laugh:
A mum and loving it!
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
smart girl :)
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
:laugh:!!
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her: " And where do you think you're going? ( You're gonna love this. ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" :) * Please don't try this if you don't have a blonde coworker, it won't work :-> Omit Needless Words - Strunk, William, Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------- Universal DBA | Ajax Rating | ExplorerTree
Really gGood One.... Jetli Constant Thing In World Is Change.