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    Chris Maunder
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    We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

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      We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

      CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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      HalfWayMan
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      :^)

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        We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

        CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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        David Stone
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        Chris Maunder wrote:

        Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess.

        Holy crap. That'd be freaking scary. Is Dave sedated right now? ;P

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          Chris Maunder wrote:

          Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess.

          Holy crap. That'd be freaking scary. Is Dave sedated right now? ;P

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          Chris Maunder
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          He seems a little jumpy but otherwise fine. ;) cheers, Chris Maunder

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            We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

            CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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            > No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. PICTURES!! :-D

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              We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

              CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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              Chris Meech
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              Of course, the obvious question. Dave, where are those backups again? Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] When no one was looking, every single American woman between the ages of 18 and 32 went out and got a tatoo just above their rumpus. [link[^]]

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                Of course, the obvious question. Dave, where are those backups again? Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] When no one was looking, every single American woman between the ages of 18 and 32 went out and got a tatoo just above their rumpus. [link[^]]

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                Chris Maunder
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                Backups? Backups? :confused: cheers, Chris Maunder

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                  Ah, that explains why i got two copies of the Insider bright and early this morning, when i haven't seen one before evening in days...

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  Shog9 wrote:

                  that explains why i got two copies of the Insider bright and early this morning

                  And why there's two identical posts. :-D Marc Pensieve Some people believe what the bible says. Literally. At least [with Wikipedia] you have the chance to correct the wiki -- Jörgen Sigvardsson

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                    We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

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                    Ah, that explains why i got two copies of the Insider bright and early this morning, when i haven't seen one before evening in days...

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                      Of course, the obvious question. Dave, where are those backups again? Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] When no one was looking, every single American woman between the ages of 18 and 32 went out and got a tatoo just above their rumpus. [link[^]]

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                      I told my kids the old engineering joke: "What makes a computer work? Answer: smoke. Let the smoke out, and it will stop working." Hahaha... of course, if you have ever worked in a lab building new electronics, then you know all about the "smoke-test". My kids do not appreciate the joke, and they just thought I was a propeller head... ... time passes.... I come home from a long, long day, and the kids are bouncing off the walls. Seems while I was gone, the family computer's power supply blew... and, yes, smoke came out. Well, there were three of them around the computer at the time... my wife tells me their eyes were as big as plates when the smoke came out and the computer went off.... :) Glad to hear everyone got out okay... Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                        that explains why i got two copies of the Insider bright and early this morning

                        And why there's two identical posts. :-D Marc Pensieve Some people believe what the bible says. Literally. At least [with Wikipedia] you have the chance to correct the wiki -- Jörgen Sigvardsson

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                        Heh, i have no patience... :-O

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                          We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

                          CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                          Was it a Dell[^] by any chance? :-D /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Music | Articles | Freeware | Trips ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

                            CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                            Christopher Duncan
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                            Chris Maunder wrote:

                            Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was.

                            "Open the hosting centre doors, dammit!" "I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that." :-D Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes

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                              We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

                              CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                              Tim Carmichael
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                              Had to send a link to that post to a friend... that is a classic! Never been at a site that the halon fire retardant went off at, but have wondered how fast I could move if it did... Does Dave have a new underwear supply now? :rolleyes:

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                                We've destroyed yet another server and this time there was actual fire and smoke. That server sends (sent) out the newsletter, Insider and our Sponsor's offers - over 30 million emails over its lifetime - so many would feel it's fitting it died a horrible, flaming death. Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess. Next! cheers, Chris Maunder

                                CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Chris Maunder wrote:

                                Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess.

                                I'm counting on you guys to take that server out to a gun range, and blast a holes in it with assorted guns and rifles. Just let us know in the Lounge when you've got online pictures of the event! :-D

                                -- 100% natural. No superstitious additives.

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                                  Chris Maunder wrote:

                                  Our hosting centre has a Halon fire retardant system that gives you 45 seconds to get out when it's triggered. Dave was in the hosting centre to see it happen and had a nervous moment trying to work out where the closest exit was. No trigger, just a smoking, molten mess.

                                  I'm counting on you guys to take that server out to a gun range, and blast a holes in it with assorted guns and rifles. Just let us know in the Lounge when you've got online pictures of the event! :-D

                                  -- 100% natural. No superstitious additives.

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                                  Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                  Just let us know in the Lounge when you've got online pictures of the event!

                                  Live webcast damn it!!! "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull

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                                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                    Just let us know in the Lounge when you've got online pictures of the event!

                                    Live webcast damn it!!! "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    And don't forget the commemorative brass plaques, and pewter figurines, and whatnot, for purchase in the webshop!

                                    -- 100% natural. No superstitious additives.

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