Keep Pumping
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A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says, "Keep pumping, men, you may save her still!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle." Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says, "Keep pumping, men, you may save her still!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle." Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
Thanks for explaining the joke to me and James on sonork, Colin. Nish p.s. It still aint funny though, right James?
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
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Thanks for explaining the joke to me and James on sonork, Colin. Nish p.s. It still aint funny though, right James?
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: p.s. It still aint funny though, right James? Well at least I found it funny, Hope someone else enjoys it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: It still aint funny though, right James? right! :) James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971
James T. Johnson wrote: right! James Let's hope Colin manages to find at least one person who enjoyed the non-joke. Nish
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: p.s. It still aint funny though, right James? Well at least I found it funny, Hope someone else enjoys it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
****Colin Davies wrote: Hope someone else enjoys it. Roger is a candidate. He often finds non-jokes funny. Nish
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
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Thanks for explaining the joke to me and James on sonork, Colin. Nish p.s. It still aint funny though, right James?
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: It still aint funny though, right James? right! :) James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971
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James T. Johnson wrote: right! James Let's hope Colin manages to find at least one person who enjoyed the non-joke. Nish
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
Agreed, the joke is there; i just didn't think the joke would be what I thought it was, now the more I think about it the more obvious it is :-P James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971
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Agreed, the joke is there; i just didn't think the joke would be what I thought it was, now the more I think about it the more obvious it is :-P James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971
Too obvious is not good for a joke. Nish
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._
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Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: p.s. It still aint funny though, right James? Well at least I found it funny, Hope someone else enjoys it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
I liked it! They obviously had more hose than necessary!
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A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says, "Keep pumping, men, you may save her still!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle." Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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Shog9 wrote: It's an old joke i think, but still funny Good I'm glad someone liked it, its darn hard to keep everybody happy. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"
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I liked it! They obviously had more hose than necessary!
Roger Wright wrote: I liked it! What did I tell ya ? Nish :-)
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If I am awake and my eyes are closed, it does not necessarily mean that I am thinking of naked women._