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  • C ColinDavies

    A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says, "Keep pumping, men, you may save her still!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle." Regardz Colin J Davies

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    I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"

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    Thanks for explaining the joke to me and James on sonork, Colin. Nish p.s. It still aint funny though, right James?

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      Thanks for explaining the joke to me and James on sonork, Colin. Nish p.s. It still aint funny though, right James?

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      Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: p.s. It still aint funny though, right James? Well at least I found it funny, Hope someone else enjoys it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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      I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"

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        Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: It still aint funny though, right James? right! :) James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971

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        James T. Johnson wrote: right! James Let's hope Colin manages to find at least one person who enjoyed the non-joke. Nish

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          Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: p.s. It still aint funny though, right James? Well at least I found it funny, Hope someone else enjoys it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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          I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"

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          ****Colin Davies wrote: Hope someone else enjoys it. Roger is a candidate. He often finds non-jokes funny. Nish

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            Thanks for explaining the joke to me and James on sonork, Colin. Nish p.s. It still aint funny though, right James?

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            Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: It still aint funny though, right James? right! :) James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971

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              James T. Johnson wrote: right! James Let's hope Colin manages to find at least one person who enjoyed the non-joke. Nish

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              Agreed, the joke is there; i just didn't think the joke would be what I thought it was, now the more I think about it the more obvious it is :-P James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971

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                Agreed, the joke is there; i just didn't think the joke would be what I thought it was, now the more I think about it the more obvious it is :-P James Sonork: Hasaki "I left there in the morning with their God tucked underneath my arm their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. So I asked this God a question and by way of firm reply, He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays." "Wind Up" from Aqualung, Jethro Tull 1971

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                Too obvious is not good for a joke. Nish

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                • C ColinDavies

                  Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: p.s. It still aint funny though, right James? Well at least I found it funny, Hope someone else enjoys it. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

                  Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                  I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"

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                  I liked it! They obviously had more hose than necessary!

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                  • C ColinDavies

                    A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says, "Keep pumping, men, you may save her still!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle." Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                    I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"

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                    It's an old joke i think, but still funny ;P_**

                    You'r apostrophe bug's me.

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                      It's an old joke i think, but still funny ;P_**

                      You'r apostrophe bug's me.

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                      Shog9 wrote: It's an old joke i think, but still funny Good I'm glad someone liked it, its darn hard to keep everybody happy. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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                      I think it's interesting that we often qu-ote each other in our sigs and attribute the qu-otes to "The Lounge". --- Daniel Fergusson, "The Lounge"

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                        I liked it! They obviously had more hose than necessary!

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                        Roger Wright wrote: I liked it! What did I tell ya ? Nish :-)

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