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Mike Gaskey

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

I used ALL the biggies...

I think you forgot, nanny nanny boo boo Mike Dear NYT - the fact is, the founding fathers hung traitors.

realJSOP

I think that's the olde english version of "neener neener neener". Notice that it has same number of syllables, and two of the words even start with the same letter. Using either form would be correct, depending on the audience. Since the "neener" version had been used before on CP, I thought I would have better commonality in terms of association. :)

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realJSOP

Michael, ddn't you notice the ban on serious replies earlier in the thread? :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Michael P Butler

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Michael, ddn't you notice the ban on serious replies earlier in the thread?

Oops. In that case, ignore my advice. Get steamingly drunk and tell the girl that you spend all day looking at her ass and down her top and how much you'd like to... (And that is very nearly a true story :~ ) Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

Christian Graus

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

"Hey baby, if you can suck a golfball through a garden hose, do I have a deal for you...".

Wow - any woman who could do that, I'd be careful what sort of activities I was willing to undertake and not risk injury. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

Jorgen Sigvardsson

Anybody who has seen the Alien movies ought to get funny looks when someone starts to crack up. :rolleyes:

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Ashley van Gerven

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: mate that's the best shit i've read all year!!! :-D probly helps being a leeetle bit drunk. anyway you're clearly a master of sarcasm. cheers.

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codeadair

All i want to say to these fucking men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us. ICQ:258-235-734 MSN:msnadair@hotmail.com

realJSOP

codeadair wrote:

All i want to say to these f****ing men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us.

Learn english, you little zipperhead. 2) What YOU don't understand is that the internet is the LAST fuckin place you should be looking for relationship advice, much less a programming site. What the hell were you thinking? 3) It's too late to delete your messages. They've been quoted and they're here for the rest of time. 4) If you don't have the backbone to stand behind what you type, then don't come back.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Vikram A Punathambekar

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

A word of advice from your Uncle John - don't dip your pen in company ink. Of course, you should make every attempt to waylay her on the boss's desk (women like dangerous sex).

That was the best! :laugh: The first line is sig material, though I don't think it would be appropriate in other forums. :-D Cheers, Vikram.

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Corinna John

codeadair wrote:

all of you don't understand

Why don't you explain what they don't understand? The cultures of China and North America aver very, very different. You cannot expect to be understood. Now, everybody seems to think you're an idiot - because we cannot understan China unless you explain it to us. :zzz: _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.

Corinna John

Five for that one. Deleting already quoted messages! :doh: _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.

realJSOP

Even if he had the ability to explain it, we'd still think he was an idiot. At least, I would...

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Corinna John

Yes, of course. But an idiot who is able to write a few sentences is less idiotic than an idiot who cannot explain anything. There are millions of idiots out there, but some are more idiotic than others... _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.