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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Michael, ddn't you notice the ban on serious replies earlier in the thread? :)

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    Michael P Butler
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    Michael, ddn't you notice the ban on serious replies earlier in the thread?

    Oops. In that case, ignore my advice. Get steamingly drunk and tell the girl that you spend all day looking at her ass and down her top and how much you'd like to... (And that is very nearly a true story :~ ) Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Just walk up to her, grab your crotch, and say "Hey baby, if you can suck a golfball through a garden hose, do I have a deal for you...". There's a 50-50 chance she will accept your offer. Women in China do pucker up for the ol' love rope, don't they?

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      Christian Graus
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      "Hey baby, if you can suck a golfball through a garden hose, do I have a deal for you...".

      Wow - any woman who could do that, I'd be careful what sort of activities I was willing to undertake and not risk injury. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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        I gotta say, I'm getting funny looks from my colleagues cause I'm cracking up.

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        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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        Anybody who has seen the Alien movies ought to get funny looks when someone starts to crack up. :rolleyes:

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          codeadair wrote:

          I really don't know whether she knows i am wooing her.

          That's called "stalking" in our country.

          codeadair wrote:

          I really don't know what should i do more to her.

          If you've got her tied up and hidden in a shed out back, you can do as much to her as you want.

          codeadair wrote:

          I really don't know how to do to woo her.

          See my first reply.

          codeadair wrote:

          I really don't know how to woo a gril.

          I have to refer you to that age-old compendium for lonely cooks everywhere - "How To Woo a Grille and Not get Burned".

          codeadair wrote:

          Say "Good Morning" to her every day by MSN though sometimes she doesn't reply to me.And doesn't reply to me recently.

          Make sure you don't let her know who you are, and end every message with something romantic and daring, like "Do you like farmyard animals?"

          codeadair wrote:

          "Are you going to have lunch in or out?" "Be Out" "May i follow you?" "OK!"

          I've already warned you about the stalking thing, and I'm not going to repeat myself.

          codeadair wrote:

          We are in the same company but different department.

          A word of advice from your Uncle John - don't dip your pen in company ink. Of course, you should make every attempt to waylay her on the boss's desk (women like dangerous sex).

          codeadair wrote:

          It looks like that.It is not a good idea to make something about us exposing to other colleagues.Because it maybe affect our day work.

          You're pretty much on the mark here. If one of my co-workers walked up and exposed himself to me, I think there might be trouble brewin' in ol' corral.

          codeadair wrote:

          But i am really feeling a bit tired.

          My guess would be too much right-hand/left-hand stuff.

          codeadair wrote:

          Yes.I am afraid she refuse me.And she has the right.

          But whether you stop stalking her is completely up to you.

          codeadair wrote:

          Maybe i am too care of her each behavior and brow to me.

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          Ashley van Gerven
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          :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: mate that's the best shit i've read all year!!! :-D probly helps being a leeetle bit drunk. anyway you're clearly a master of sarcasm. cheers.

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            codeadair
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            All i want to say to these fucking men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us. ICQ:258-235-734 MSN:msnadair@hotmail.com

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              All i want to say to these fucking men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us. ICQ:258-235-734 MSN:msnadair@hotmail.com

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              realJSOP
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              codeadair wrote:

              All i want to say to these f****ing men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us.

              1. Learn english, you little zipperhead. 2) What YOU don't understand is that the internet is the LAST fuckin place you should be looking for relationship advice, much less a programming site. What the hell were you thinking? 3) It's too late to delete your messages. They've been quoted and they're here for the rest of time. 4) If you don't have the backbone to stand behind what you type, then don't come back.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                codeadair wrote:

                I really don't know whether she knows i am wooing her.

                That's called "stalking" in our country.

                codeadair wrote:

                I really don't know what should i do more to her.

                If you've got her tied up and hidden in a shed out back, you can do as much to her as you want.

                codeadair wrote:

                I really don't know how to do to woo her.

                See my first reply.

                codeadair wrote:

                I really don't know how to woo a gril.

                I have to refer you to that age-old compendium for lonely cooks everywhere - "How To Woo a Grille and Not get Burned".

                codeadair wrote:

                Say "Good Morning" to her every day by MSN though sometimes she doesn't reply to me.And doesn't reply to me recently.

                Make sure you don't let her know who you are, and end every message with something romantic and daring, like "Do you like farmyard animals?"

                codeadair wrote:

                "Are you going to have lunch in or out?" "Be Out" "May i follow you?" "OK!"

                I've already warned you about the stalking thing, and I'm not going to repeat myself.

                codeadair wrote:

                We are in the same company but different department.

                A word of advice from your Uncle John - don't dip your pen in company ink. Of course, you should make every attempt to waylay her on the boss's desk (women like dangerous sex).

                codeadair wrote:

                It looks like that.It is not a good idea to make something about us exposing to other colleagues.Because it maybe affect our day work.

                You're pretty much on the mark here. If one of my co-workers walked up and exposed himself to me, I think there might be trouble brewin' in ol' corral.

                codeadair wrote:

                But i am really feeling a bit tired.

                My guess would be too much right-hand/left-hand stuff.

                codeadair wrote:

                Yes.I am afraid she refuse me.And she has the right.

                But whether you stop stalking her is completely up to you.

                codeadair wrote:

                Maybe i am too care of her each behavior and brow to me.

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                A word of advice from your Uncle John - don't dip your pen in company ink. Of course, you should make every attempt to waylay her on the boss's desk (women like dangerous sex).

                That was the best! :laugh: The first line is sig material, though I don't think it would be appropriate in other forums. :-D Cheers, Vikram.

                "I am not Jesus and will never be. The fact is I was a piece of cr*p till I found Him." - Paul Selormey.

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                • C codeadair

                  All i want to say to these fucking men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us. ICQ:258-235-734 MSN:msnadair@hotmail.com

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                  Corinna John
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                  codeadair wrote:

                  all of you don't understand

                  Why don't you explain what they don't understand? The cultures of China and North America aver very, very different. You cannot expect to be understood. Now, everybody seems to think you're an idiot - because we cannot understan China unless you explain it to us. :zzz: _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    codeadair wrote:

                    All i want to say to these f****ing men.It is all of you don't understand the simple love in China. And don't take your bestial love to us.

                    1. Learn english, you little zipperhead. 2) What YOU don't understand is that the internet is the LAST fuckin place you should be looking for relationship advice, much less a programming site. What the hell were you thinking? 3) It's too late to delete your messages. They've been quoted and they're here for the rest of time. 4) If you don't have the backbone to stand behind what you type, then don't come back.

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    Corinna John
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                    Five for that one. Deleting already quoted messages! :doh: _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.

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                      codeadair wrote:

                      all of you don't understand

                      Why don't you explain what they don't understand? The cultures of China and North America aver very, very different. You cannot expect to be understood. Now, everybody seems to think you're an idiot - because we cannot understan China unless you explain it to us. :zzz: _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.

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                      realJSOP
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                      Even if he had the ability to explain it, we'd still think he was an idiot. At least, I would...

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        Even if he had the ability to explain it, we'd still think he was an idiot. At least, I would...

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        Corinna John
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                        Yes, of course. But an idiot who is able to write a few sentences is less idiotic than an idiot who cannot explain anything. There are millions of idiots out there, but some are more idiotic than others... _____________________________________________________________________________ I don't expect too much, all I want is your vote for Halbsichtigkeit.

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