I love my cat
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I have nothing at all to say, I just wanted to get in on the trend. BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven WrightI have nothing to say either, I just wanted to let my feelings on cats known. ;P Cheers, Vikram.
"I am not Jesus and will never be. The fact is I was a piece of cr*p till I found Him." - Paul Selormey.
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I have nothing at all to say, I just wanted to get in on the trend. BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven WrightOur cat is in a jar in our living room. He passed away about a month ago. But no cat can begin to compare to our Maltese as far as personality and companionship. Cats are only good for taking up space and being petted when they feel like letting you pet them. And most of them spew out enough dander and hair to fire up alergies like crazy!
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I have nothing to say either, I just wanted to let my feelings on cats known. ;P Cheers, Vikram.
"I am not Jesus and will never be. The fact is I was a piece of cr*p till I found Him." - Paul Selormey.
101 Uses for a Dead Cat[^] Enjoy :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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Stroke your ... Sorry I couldn't even bring myself to type it. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane
It is the lounge. ;) BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright -
I have nothing at all to say, I just wanted to get in on the trend. BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven WrightMy boss calls my animals the Short Bus of Noah's Ark. All my cats have issues. We first got Boomer. His front paws are deformed--they are about half the length they should be and the elbows are fused in a 90 degree angle. So when he sits on his hind legs, he looks like a kangaroo. Normally he hates to be pet. When you pet him, he furiously licks where you touched. But a couple times a day he's desperate for attention, jumps up, gets so excited that he drools. He'll shake his head like a dog and it flies everywhere. Our second cat, Yokozuki, was pawned off to us by our neighbors. She looks kind of Japanese to us so we looked up Japanese names/words. Yokozuki means 'to be crazy about something but not very good at it.' That's what she is--crazy about being a cat, just not very good at it. She has a body image disorder--she's bulimic. But instead of hiding it in bathrooms, she likes to openly puke for us. The last came to us one cold night around Christmas time and my husband decided we needed to "save" this kitten. She's calico and looks like her coat was stitched together so we named her Stitch. However, she wasn't potty trained and kept peeing all over our blankets. So her full name is Stitchywhiz. Because she liked to whiz! The other cats hate her but she tries to play with them. She's a "hunter" even though she's an indoor cat which means my toes get attacked each morning. Seems like with cats you either love them or hate them. They are my "kids" and I plaster their pictures around my cubicle and tell stories about them. That's my two-cents worth, and no, you can't ask for change.:)
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My boss calls my animals the Short Bus of Noah's Ark. All my cats have issues. We first got Boomer. His front paws are deformed--they are about half the length they should be and the elbows are fused in a 90 degree angle. So when he sits on his hind legs, he looks like a kangaroo. Normally he hates to be pet. When you pet him, he furiously licks where you touched. But a couple times a day he's desperate for attention, jumps up, gets so excited that he drools. He'll shake his head like a dog and it flies everywhere. Our second cat, Yokozuki, was pawned off to us by our neighbors. She looks kind of Japanese to us so we looked up Japanese names/words. Yokozuki means 'to be crazy about something but not very good at it.' That's what she is--crazy about being a cat, just not very good at it. She has a body image disorder--she's bulimic. But instead of hiding it in bathrooms, she likes to openly puke for us. The last came to us one cold night around Christmas time and my husband decided we needed to "save" this kitten. She's calico and looks like her coat was stitched together so we named her Stitch. However, she wasn't potty trained and kept peeing all over our blankets. So her full name is Stitchywhiz. Because she liked to whiz! The other cats hate her but she tries to play with them. She's a "hunter" even though she's an indoor cat which means my toes get attacked each morning. Seems like with cats you either love them or hate them. They are my "kids" and I plaster their pictures around my cubicle and tell stories about them. That's my two-cents worth, and no, you can't ask for change.:)
Interesting troupe you have there. Most people don't like my cat, Alley. She hates when anyone else pets her or tries to pick her up. I could probably throw her across the room and she'd come back and rub up against my ankles and purr, but anyone comes close and she'll at least draw her ears back and grunt and growl (she's not much of hisser). She's been known to scratch a few of my friends, especially women, but hey that's why they say women can be catty, right? :~ Recently, my friend came by the house to take care of Alley, but whenever she came in Alley would turn around and sit with her back facing her. Very appreciative. :rolleyes: BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright -
Our cat is in a jar in our living room. He passed away about a month ago. But no cat can begin to compare to our Maltese as far as personality and companionship. Cats are only good for taking up space and being petted when they feel like letting you pet them. And most of them spew out enough dander and hair to fire up alergies like crazy!
theRealCondor wrote:
Our cat is in a jar in our living room. He passed away about a month ago.
Now I'm worried. Keeping photos of your cat from when it was alive I can understand, but hanging onto body parts is gruesome, that's how people like Jeffrey Dahmer get started.
Asynes yw brassa ages kwilkynyow.
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It is the lounge. ;) BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven WrightFuture employers will no doubt google me. Therefore I must use prudence. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane
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101 Uses for a Dead Cat[^] Enjoy :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Unfortunately I live in India and the conversion rate (not to mention the S&H charges) make it outrageously costly. Cheers, Vikram.
"I am not Jesus and will never be. The fact is I was a piece of cr*p till I found Him." - Paul Selormey.
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I have nothing at all to say, I just wanted to get in on the trend. BW
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright -
101 Uses for a Dead Cat[^] Enjoy :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
I prefer catscans. google it. :) _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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theRealCondor wrote:
Our cat is in a jar in our living room. He passed away about a month ago.
Now I'm worried. Keeping photos of your cat from when it was alive I can understand, but hanging onto body parts is gruesome, that's how people like Jeffrey Dahmer get started.
Asynes yw brassa ages kwilkynyow.
Heh heh --- it is the cats' ashes that we keep in a jar.
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Heh heh --- it is the cats' ashes that we keep in a jar.
theRealCondor wrote:
it is the cats' ashes that we keep in a jar
Nevertheless... You have to learn to let go, mate.
Asynes yw brassa ages kwilkynyow.