Suvery Question
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
I have 1 team project meeting a week, 1 project meeting a week. 2 code reviews, email fires that aren't my teams responsibility, and 4 new programmers. Milestones? If only! (Personally I like 2 per month)
A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
What's the difference between an orange?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
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But this one was on Ducktales when I was a kid. (Twice the distance from the middle to either end) Oh, btw, yes I got your point I just coudn't resist giving an answer anyway.
A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane
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What's the difference between an orange?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Don't even go there. Trust me...:doh:
Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
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What's the difference between an orange?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
What's the difference between an orange?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
What's the difference between an orange?
From memory (from the deep dark past) your hemorrhoids are bigger.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
This question pretty much works only in the U.S. In the rest of the world, they're called kilometermetamorphicspheroids.
Software Zen:
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Don't even go there. Trust me...:doh:
Anna :rose: Currently working mostly on: Visual Lint :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.
Did you mean my UNICODE remark or antagonizing Chris? I'm not sure which is worse either ... ;)
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL -
How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
Depends on the work load of my client. Generally between 1 to 3 per month.
That's no moon, it's a space station. - Obi-wan Kenobi
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
Jason McBurney wrote:
How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You first. Marc
Some people believe what the bible says. Literally. At least [with Wikipedia] you have the chance to correct the wiki -- Jörgen Sigvardsson
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer -
How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
Jason McBurney wrote:
How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
I didn't know I had a team. Now I'm pissed.
--EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters
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How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
Always and unequivocally we achieve exactly the number of milestones my project manager of the month thinks I should be achieving. Luckily he/she/it doesn't have any way of measuring completion, nor do they usually have an understanding of what the milestone actually means. In fact on occassion when my PM changes I will make up a few milestones that were already complete and set those as my goals (when the PM actually lets us set our own goals/milestones). This gives me the time to go back and fix some rushed code. Luckily there is no actual plan for the project so there are no "real" milestones, the powers that be just seem to like knowing that milestones (real or imagined) are being reached. btw I am being facetious and nothing in this indicates any real situation that exists (or in the past has existed) for me. I am always a dilligent worker, always climbing towards a well defined goal and never ever ever ever do I do any that would affect my PM's mental well being.
Happiness is knowing that somewhere out there, there is a bullet with your name on it.
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Why do you ask? no longer than cut :P
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
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This question pretty much works only in the U.S. In the rest of the world, they're called kilometermetamorphicspheroids.
Software Zen:
delete this;Alright, so a kilometer ... oid ;)
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
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Jason McBurney wrote:
How many project milestones does you and your team achive in a month on your current project?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You first. Marc
Some people believe what the bible says. Literally. At least [with Wikipedia] you have the chance to correct the wiki -- Jörgen Sigvardsson
People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmerwe have one ... project complete. We have not hit that yet, hence the question.
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company
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Always and unequivocally we achieve exactly the number of milestones my project manager of the month thinks I should be achieving. Luckily he/she/it doesn't have any way of measuring completion, nor do they usually have an understanding of what the milestone actually means. In fact on occassion when my PM changes I will make up a few milestones that were already complete and set those as my goals (when the PM actually lets us set our own goals/milestones). This gives me the time to go back and fix some rushed code. Luckily there is no actual plan for the project so there are no "real" milestones, the powers that be just seem to like knowing that milestones (real or imagined) are being reached. btw I am being facetious and nothing in this indicates any real situation that exists (or in the past has existed) for me. I am always a dilligent worker, always climbing towards a well defined goal and never ever ever ever do I do any that would affect my PM's mental well being.
Happiness is knowing that somewhere out there, there is a bullet with your name on it.
TridentWhite wrote:
Always and unequivocally we achieve exactly the number of milestones my project manager of the month thinks I should be achieving. Luckily he/she/it doesn't have any way of measuring completion, nor do they usually have an understanding of what the milestone actually means. In fact on occassion when my PM changes I will make up a few milestones that were already complete and set those as my goals (when the PM actually lets us set our own goals/milestones). This gives me the time to go back and fix some rushed code. Luckily there is no actual plan for the project so there are no "real" milestones, the powers that be just seem to like knowing that milestones (real or imagined) are being reached.
Although humorous, unfortunately I believe this is the real truth. The other extreme is the current project that I am working on, which has a single milestone - project complete. As one would expect, we have push that date around a few times. If you could give a single piece of advice to your PM what would it be?
do you need to investigate an online backup[^] company