What part of your body do you try to hide?
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i've been told "my package" is huge, so i try to hide the buldge.
How do you hide your nose? Grow a moustache?
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I normally don't wear open-toed shoes (I'm a girl) or sandals because I have weird feet. My line of toes angles in such a way that it looks like I only have four toes. Since it's another crazy-hot day I decided to wear my sandals to work. My boss asked, "Dude, are you missing a toe?" So I ask, is there a part of your body that is considered weird or unusual? Have you thought about having surgery if you could? Or do you embrace its quirkiness? Is it something a person of the opposite sex found endearing or gross?
Whe(n/re) I grew up, this was very relaxed. So I have no problems with e.g. going swimming nude with loose acquaintances. But then: (1) I don't like people showing off their nudity, no matter how they look (2) I feel very vulnerable with the family jewels uncovered. It's ok and great for swimming, but I don't *need* it. (3) I don't consider myself "a sight", and I try to be nice to others (4) There are many places where "more cover" is considered common courtesy, so I comply. (Except one thing: no swimming in trunks. Nude, speedos or no swimming)
leckey wrote:
"Dude, are you missing a toe?"
reply: "No - are you missing an eye or what?"
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get them checked for cancer
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighistthanks, i just did in may along with the good old prostate.
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Andy Brummer wrote:
It's not the whole belly button, just the lower wall has a slope to it
Yeah, mine is on the top. I've been told it looks like my belly is smiling. I can push it back in too...but it hurts when I do situps. I have to hold it in with quite a bit of pressure.
Andy Brummer wrote:
I should probably have it fixed sometime soon given the chance I'll get kicked or punched there and rupture something.
Where you hanging out that you need to be concerned with getting kicked or punched in the gut?
--EricDV Sig--------- Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence J. Peters
EricDV wrote:
I can push it back in too...but it hurts when I do situps.
Mine doesn't hurt, or I'd probably pay it more attention.
EricDV wrote:
Where you hanging out that you need to be concerned with getting kicked or punched in the gut?
How do you figure out whose design is better? Where I work we use a deathmatch in the "cage". The winner gets to set the design and coding convention until they are unseated. Actually, I've been doing kung fu to get in shape.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
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Well, I hoped there would be a few real responses. I put this in the Lounge versus Soapbox hoping to keep the snickers to a minimum. Didn't work. :laugh:
leckey wrote:
Well, I hoped there would be a few real responses.
you got a few... just very, very few...
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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i've been told "my package" is huge, so i try to hide the buldge.
Varindir Rajesh Mahdihar wrote:
i've been told "my package" is huge
I guess you didn't recognize the sarcasm either. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
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leckey wrote:
What part of your body do you try to hide?
I usually hide my crotch.
"Everything I listed is intended to eliminate the tyranny of the majority." -Vincent Reynolds on American Democracy
espeir wrote:
I usually hide my crotch.
One day, you should be introduced to manners.
Jeremy Falcon
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I hope you weren't expecting to get serious replies to this question. Or were you just in the mood to hear a bunch of penis jokes? :)
I'm glad nobody cares about the kid sister rule just becuase a chick started the thread. This is crap really. Like I'd let most people here anywhere near a kid sister of mine.
Jeremy Falcon
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Whe(n/re) I grew up, this was very relaxed. So I have no problems with e.g. going swimming nude with loose acquaintances. But then: (1) I don't like people showing off their nudity, no matter how they look (2) I feel very vulnerable with the family jewels uncovered. It's ok and great for swimming, but I don't *need* it. (3) I don't consider myself "a sight", and I try to be nice to others (4) There are many places where "more cover" is considered common courtesy, so I comply. (Except one thing: no swimming in trunks. Nude, speedos or no swimming)
leckey wrote:
"Dude, are you missing a toe?"
reply: "No - are you missing an eye or what?"
Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighistpeterchen wrote:
(2) I feel very vulnerable with the family jewels uncovered. It's ok and great for swimming, but I don't *need* it.
Oh yeah, let everyone jump on in the "I don't care for the kid sister rule" crowd. Really, a chick starts the thread and people just jump at the chance to talk about their privates. How old are we again?
Jeremy Falcon
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I normally don't wear open-toed shoes (I'm a girl) or sandals because I have weird feet. My line of toes angles in such a way that it looks like I only have four toes. Since it's another crazy-hot day I decided to wear my sandals to work. My boss asked, "Dude, are you missing a toe?" So I ask, is there a part of your body that is considered weird or unusual? Have you thought about having surgery if you could? Or do you embrace its quirkiness? Is it something a person of the opposite sex found endearing or gross?
I'm sure you'll find it's mostly chicks that care about that stuff. As for me, if someone has issues with my toes it's their problem. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
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This is surely borderline soap box ? My parents are European, so I guess that's why I am pretty relaxed about that stuff. I don't really care who sees me nekkid, or half dressed. It's not that I think I have anything special worth seeing, I just reckon everyone's got the same stuff, so it's not a big deal.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
Christian Graus wrote:
This is surely borderline soap box ?
I got turned into it because of the replies. It's not her fault IMO, but it's a sad sign of just how desperate the people on CP can be.
Jeremy Falcon
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i've been told "my package" is huge, so i try to hide the buldge.
:laugh: You might want to tone that down, as you might trigger some folk's penis complexes :-D
-- Please rise for the Futurama theme song
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I'm sure you'll find it's mostly chicks that care about that stuff. As for me, if someone has issues with my toes it's their problem. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
As for me, if someone has issues with my toes it's their problem.
I don't wear sandles to work except on weekends, and even then I usually do not. Still I agree, someone comments on my toes I'll just raise an eyebrow. It wouldn't matter if I could wrap my feet around a baseball and touch heel to toe... it just doesn't matter in the scheme of things. If I can write code, the rest is just their problem.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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peterchen wrote:
(2) I feel very vulnerable with the family jewels uncovered. It's ok and great for swimming, but I don't *need* it.
Oh yeah, let everyone jump on in the "I don't care for the kid sister rule" crowd. Really, a chick starts the thread and people just jump at the chance to talk about their privates. How old are we again?
Jeremy Falcon
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
let everyone jump on in
Not "everyone" did.... but a vast majority did.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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EricDV wrote:
I can push it back in too...but it hurts when I do situps.
Mine doesn't hurt, or I'd probably pay it more attention.
EricDV wrote:
Where you hanging out that you need to be concerned with getting kicked or punched in the gut?
How do you figure out whose design is better? Where I work we use a deathmatch in the "cage". The winner gets to set the design and coding convention until they are unseated. Actually, I've been doing kung fu to get in shape.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
Andy Brummer wrote:
How do you figure out whose design is better? Where I work we use a deathmatch in the "cage". The winner gets to set the design and coding convention until they are unseated.
:~ Tough crowd.
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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I'm sure you'll find it's mostly chicks that care about that stuff. As for me, if someone has issues with my toes it's their problem. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
When we were first married, my wife would worry about the tinest gap in the curtains. I'd tell her, there's nothing in this room people would particularly want to see, out of lust or scientific curiosity. We moved to the country and we're old now, so she's over it, a bit... But yeah, it's a girl thing. People can think what they want about my bits, it's got nothing to do with them anyhow.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
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Christian Graus wrote:
This is surely borderline soap box ?
I got turned into it because of the replies. It's not her fault IMO, but it's a sad sign of just how desperate the people on CP can be.
Jeremy Falcon
That's true, but it's hardly surprising.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
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When we were first married, my wife would worry about the tinest gap in the curtains. I'd tell her, there's nothing in this room people would particularly want to see, out of lust or scientific curiosity. We moved to the country and we're old now, so she's over it, a bit... But yeah, it's a girl thing. People can think what they want about my bits, it's got nothing to do with them anyhow.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
When I lived in the countryside a couple of years ago, peoplr would need to climb a hill with a telescope pointing across the valley to see them. I thought: "If they've gone to that much effort..." Iain.
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When I lived in the countryside a couple of years ago, peoplr would need to climb a hill with a telescope pointing across the valley to see them. I thought: "If they've gone to that much effort..." Iain.
Precisely my point, too. We were mostly talking about tiny gaps in the TOP of the curtains, it was often raining and we faced a busy road. Anyone willing to over come those barriers had earned what limited jollies were to be had, IMO
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
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I'm sure you'll find it's mostly chicks that care about that stuff. As for me, if someone has issues with my toes it's their problem. :laugh:
Jeremy Falcon
I don't care about what people say. I just do what i want to do as long as they don't step on my toes, they're safe.:suss:
"We are all the same in different ways" Kuroro Rucilful