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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". Originally derived from the mnemonicin English Common Law representing the charge, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", it has since been transformed by the dynamism often portrayed by countless generations in all things carnal. The genesis has resulted in a multifaceted, magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary), and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful), or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is an easy, fuck, she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatilityof the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings: How the fuck are ya? 2. Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. 3. Resignation: Oh, fuck it! 4. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked up now. 5. Aggression: FUCK YOU! 6. Disgust: Fuck me... 7. Confusion: What the fuck.....?? 8. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business! 9. Despair: Fucked again... 10. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier! 11. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here? 12. Lost: Where the fuck are we. 13. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! 14. Denial: I didn't fucking do it. 15. Perplexity: I don't know the fuck about it. 16. Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? 17. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? 18. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here. 19. Directions: Fuck off. 20. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that? It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal- "Motherfucker." It can be political- "Fuck the government!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of theTitanic "Tha
You should submit that to Dictionary.com. Cheers, Simon "I get paid for my brain and my thinking in several obscure worlds", Olli, The Lounge
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:) i have an MP3 of some guy reading this over classical music. it's a treasure. -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
Could you make it available for downloading (or email it to me?). Thanks! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com
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Could you make it available for downloading (or email it to me?). Thanks! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com
Ditto, sounds like I cout have some fun with it Paresh Solanki Freudian Slip When you say one thing and mean a mother.
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:) i have an MP3 of some guy reading this over classical music. it's a treasure. -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
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Could you make it available for downloading (or email it to me?). Thanks! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com
Yes, please make that available for all ! Isn't it amazing how much time developers have. It's a good thing we weren't English majors in college. Nick Parker
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:) i have an MP3 of some guy reading this over classical music. it's a treasure. -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
u might have heard this told by George Carlin ( he is a stage comedian in US ). his version was great ...........
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u might have heard this told by George Carlin ( he is a stage comedian in US ). his version was great ...........
nope, it wasn't george carlin. it sounds like a generic TV announcer. i'll post it tonight (don't have it at work :) ) -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
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nope, it wasn't george carlin. it sounds like a generic TV announcer. i'll post it tonight (don't have it at work :) ) -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
It's a Larry King imitation. I once found a shockwave version (years ago) with Larry's mouth moving to it and everything. It's 100 times better with audio. I still laugh about it. :) Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Feature Article : Sonork = 100.16311
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". Originally derived from the mnemonicin English Common Law representing the charge, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", it has since been transformed by the dynamism often portrayed by countless generations in all things carnal. The genesis has resulted in a multifaceted, magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary), and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful), or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is an easy, fuck, she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatilityof the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings: How the fuck are ya? 2. Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. 3. Resignation: Oh, fuck it! 4. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked up now. 5. Aggression: FUCK YOU! 6. Disgust: Fuck me... 7. Confusion: What the fuck.....?? 8. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business! 9. Despair: Fucked again... 10. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier! 11. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here? 12. Lost: Where the fuck are we. 13. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! 14. Denial: I didn't fucking do it. 15. Perplexity: I don't know the fuck about it. 16. Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? 17. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? 18. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here. 19. Directions: Fuck off. 20. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that? It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal- "Motherfucker." It can be political- "Fuck the government!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of theTitanic "Tha
You know, something I've never understood about people is their aversion to sex and their attraction to violence. We're all programmers here. Let's look at this logically. Sex is two consenting adults spending an evening trying to make each other feel good. It's a positive, enjoyable and benevolent pastime that many contend is one of the best experiences available. Violence, on the other hand, tends to hurt people, and many (okay, perhaps not all) would agree that it's generally unpleasant and to be avoided. As Miyagi (The Karate Kid movies) put it so eloquently, "The problem with fighting is that someone always ends up getting hurt." And yet, when you're amongst idealistic people spouting their noble and enlightened philosophies, why is it that you always hear them talking about "Fighting the Good Fight", and never "F***ing the Good F***"? People. I just don't get it... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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:) i have an MP3 of some guy reading this over classical music. it's a treasure. -c
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Smaller Animals Software, Inc.
It's amazing, but just yesterday I heard that same clip you're talking about on the Neil Rogers radio show, here in South Florida. I did a brief search through his Noises section and couldn't find it. Maybe they'll put it there some time in the future. Regards, Alvaro Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. - Albert Einstein
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You know, something I've never understood about people is their aversion to sex and their attraction to violence. We're all programmers here. Let's look at this logically. Sex is two consenting adults spending an evening trying to make each other feel good. It's a positive, enjoyable and benevolent pastime that many contend is one of the best experiences available. Violence, on the other hand, tends to hurt people, and many (okay, perhaps not all) would agree that it's generally unpleasant and to be avoided. As Miyagi (The Karate Kid movies) put it so eloquently, "The problem with fighting is that someone always ends up getting hurt." And yet, when you're amongst idealistic people spouting their noble and enlightened philosophies, why is it that you always hear them talking about "Fighting the Good Fight", and never "F***ing the Good F***"? People. I just don't get it... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
You can blame the Victorians for that. They put sex firmly down in the Animal Insincts that Must be suppressed category. When they discovered Pompeii, all 'lewd' art was hidden away so that only educated men could see it, because women were too frail and it would corrupt the unwashed masses. They also made the Indians shy about sex. and we wrote the Karma Sutra! Paresh Solanki Freudian Slip When you say one thing and mean a mother.
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You know, something I've never understood about people is their aversion to sex and their attraction to violence. We're all programmers here. Let's look at this logically. Sex is two consenting adults spending an evening trying to make each other feel good. It's a positive, enjoyable and benevolent pastime that many contend is one of the best experiences available. Violence, on the other hand, tends to hurt people, and many (okay, perhaps not all) would agree that it's generally unpleasant and to be avoided. As Miyagi (The Karate Kid movies) put it so eloquently, "The problem with fighting is that someone always ends up getting hurt." And yet, when you're amongst idealistic people spouting their noble and enlightened philosophies, why is it that you always hear them talking about "Fighting the Good Fight", and never "F***ing the Good F***"? People. I just don't get it... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Christopher Duncan wrote: As Miyagi (The Karate Kid movies) put it so eloquently, <accent lang="chinese"> Ah Danielson! 'Dis not masturbating. 'Dis for real! </accent> Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Feature Article : Sonork = 100.16311