Bugs ?
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I hate bugs, now if you thought of the software kind first, slap yourself in the face 'cos your a nerd. I amn't talking about that kind, I am talking about the multi-legged kind. Now I bless the Lord God himself because I live in Ireland, and we only have very small bugs, and worst you could get is a wasp sting. But I am aware that the Cpians live in all manner of foreign lands, with all manner of giant, hairy bugs, stingy, bitey, crawley, yuchey bugs! How do you do it ? Its like there alien, they don't belong on this planet. So tell me about your bugs and their goings on ? :rolleyes: Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
As I read this post the little voice inside my head spoke its words in my own accent. But then when I got to the part about Ray being from Ireland my brain switched over to an irish accent as I read the rest. Does anyone else experience this weird little quirk? Just wondering if I'm psychotic or not. :omg: Why not throw away a dime? I throw away ten pennies all the time.
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As I read this post the little voice inside my head spoke its words in my own accent. But then when I got to the part about Ray being from Ireland my brain switched over to an irish accent as I read the rest. Does anyone else experience this weird little quirk? Just wondering if I'm psychotic or not. :omg: Why not throw away a dime? I throw away ten pennies all the time.
kevnar wrote: Just wondering if I'm psychotic Hmmm... Do you see a thingy in front of you that looks like a computer monitor? Do you really believe there are people all around the world who also sit in front of such devices and enjoy talking to you? Do you occasionally hear beeping noises, or anything resembling "You've got mail!" when you are sitting there? If so, you may be psychotic. But don't worry, they're doing wonderful things these days with electric shock and ice picks.
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Are our Gila Monsters actually venemous, or are they like the Komodo Dragons? For those who aren't familiar with them the Komodos are poisonous because they have a wide selection of bacteria and toxins in their mouths due to bits of rotting meat that accumulate there. (Is anybody suprised that I win at Trivia Games often? :laugh: ) Also, in the same vein as the Koalas gone bad mentioned earlier in the thread we can't forget the Javalinas. I still haven't seen one, (I guess I live too deep in the big city), but I would imagine that they probably wander your area in large packs Roger - stealing children and chasing old ladies around. :) Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
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There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.
--Larry WallJason Jystad wrote: Are our Gila Monsters actually venemous, They are, indeed, venomous, though I don't believe they are anywhere near as toxic as the pit vipers like rattlesnakes. Jason Jystad wrote: they probably wander your area in large packs Roger - stealing children and chasing old ladies around We have a real problem with that. Fortunately, we have plenty of old ladies, especially when the snowbirds are visiting. No one really misses them here, as they're just visiting, and no one back home misses them either, else they wouldn't be chased out of town each winter to migrate here, hopefully to expire in the desert on the way. Or so we infer from their behavior.
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Jason Jystad wrote: Are our Gila Monsters actually venemous, They are, indeed, venomous, though I don't believe they are anywhere near as toxic as the pit vipers like rattlesnakes. Jason Jystad wrote: they probably wander your area in large packs Roger - stealing children and chasing old ladies around We have a real problem with that. Fortunately, we have plenty of old ladies, especially when the snowbirds are visiting. No one really misses them here, as they're just visiting, and no one back home misses them either, else they wouldn't be chased out of town each winter to migrate here, hopefully to expire in the desert on the way. Or so we infer from their behavior.
LOL! :laugh: Jason Jystad
Cito Technologies
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Have you seen or been attacked by any of the above ? Michael Martin wrote: Anthony Mundine WTF Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire"
Ray Kinsella wrote: WTF Anthony Mundine is a half Aboriginal boxer who is the son of Anthony Mundine a brilliant boxer from the 1960's. He is the self proclaimed Greatest Athlete in the World, he is dangerous as he is so delusional. Sven Ottke a german world champion that Mundine said punched like a girl. The girly puncher knocked him out in the 10 round. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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Being a Discovery Channel watcher, I also know that you have: Box Jellyfish - deadliest jellyfish in the world Blue ring octopus - most venomous creature in the world Great White Shark - Able to eat a human in a single munch Not to mention the Crocodile Hunter! :) Brigg Thorp Software Engineer Timex Corporation
Thanks Brigg, I had forgotten totally about them. I hope Isacc has read your response to realise I wasn't making it up. :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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First of all it doesn't seem logical that all the deadliest animals in the world roam Australia. :suss: Secondly, as far as I know the deadliest spider is The Black Widow (or the White Widow? I keep getting them mixed). And thirdly, I can understand why snakes were put on the list but what does the Koala has to do with it!? :confused: Isaac Sasson, Lean, mean posting machine! Sonork ID 100.13704
Isaac Sasson wrote: First of all it doesn't seem logical that all the deadliest animals in the world roam Australia. Don't care about logic, all the animals I listed as the most deadly in the world, are and do live in Australia. Check out Brigg's response above and see others I had forgotten. Isaac Sasson wrote: Secondly, as far as I know the deadliest spider is The Black Widow (or the White Widow? I keep getting them mixed). Not even close, it is a girly wannabe deadly spider that lies awake at night dreaming of being a Funnelweb spider. Isaac Sasson wrote: And thirdly, I can understand why snakes were put on the list but what does the Koala has to do with it!? Kept the list of world's most deadly going. The Koala was a joke, thought that would be obvious to anyone who knew what a Koala was. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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So what exactly do the Aussies have that wont kill them, excluding Fosters and that horriffic accent? ____________________ David Wulff Happy Death day to you baby I know you're flying in the blue now We'll be together real soon now baby, don't you worry Papa's got a brand new body bag for you And he ain't ever ever coming back to you - Happy Death Day by Alien Ant Farm
David Wulff wrote: So what exactly do the Aussies have that wont kill them, excluding Fosters and that horriffic accent? A bunch of whinging Poms who come over here to get away from the whinging Poms. ;P Do you mean the many and varied horrific Pommy accents? :confused: Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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David Wulff wrote: So what exactly do the Aussies have that wont kill them, excluding Fosters and that horriffic accent? A bunch of whinging Poms who come over here to get away from the whinging Poms. ;P Do you mean the many and varied horrific Pommy accents? :confused: Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
Michael Martin wrote: A bunch of whinging Poms who come over here to get away from the whinging Poms. I think you'll find they only go for the Koalas and Kangaroos (however incorectly you spell them). Michael Martin wrote: Do you mean the many and varied horrific Pommy accents? Regional accents exist everywhere where there are people, but I was referring to the fact that all Austrailians sounds the same. ;P ____________________ David Wulff You could be my someone you could be my sea you know that i'll protect you from all of the obscene I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are there's oceans in between us but that's not very far - Blurry by Puddle of Mudd
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Michael Martin wrote: A bunch of whinging Poms who come over here to get away from the whinging Poms. I think you'll find they only go for the Koalas and Kangaroos (however incorectly you spell them). Michael Martin wrote: Do you mean the many and varied horrific Pommy accents? Regional accents exist everywhere where there are people, but I was referring to the fact that all Austrailians sounds the same. ;P ____________________ David Wulff You could be my someone you could be my sea you know that i'll protect you from all of the obscene I wonder what you're doing imagine where you are there's oceans in between us but that's not very far - Blurry by Puddle of Mudd
Usama bin Wulff wrote: Regional accents exist everywhere where there are people, but I was referring to the fact that all Austrailians sounds the same. ;P That maybe so to your uneducated, uncultured Pommy ear but there are differences. Specifically between Victorians and New South Welshman, the two most populous states. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002
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Isaac Sasson wrote: First of all it doesn't seem logical that all the deadliest animals in the world roam Australia. Don't care about logic, all the animals I listed as the most deadly in the world, are and do live in Australia. Check out Brigg's response above and see others I had forgotten. Isaac Sasson wrote: Secondly, as far as I know the deadliest spider is The Black Widow (or the White Widow? I keep getting them mixed). Not even close, it is a girly wannabe deadly spider that lies awake at night dreaming of being a Funnelweb spider. Isaac Sasson wrote: And thirdly, I can understand why snakes were put on the list but what does the Koala has to do with it!? Kept the list of world's most deadly going. The Koala was a joke, thought that would be obvious to anyone who knew what a Koala was. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "He orginally got the Tweezers of Destruction through the scanners but then popped back outside for a smoke." - Chris Maunder 26/03/2002