Transformers
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Then how on earth did you ever get married?
i closed my eyes and jumped
Or as I like to refer to it: "I do" was the last decision I ever made. :)
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Or as I like to refer to it: "I do" was the last decision I ever made. :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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Then how on earth did you ever get married? Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer? :) (runs and ducks for cover...)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Jim Crafton wrote:
Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer?
They are. You just have to figure out which ones are the 'bots and which ones are the decepticons. :)
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer?
They are. You just have to figure out which ones are the 'bots and which ones are the decepticons. :)
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." - Anonymous Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn
Easy, they are all decepticons unless they want you to fix that shelf, fix the computer, need some money or another baby. Then they are the nicest autobots ever! * Wife hits me on the head *
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer?
They are. You just have to figure out which ones are the 'bots and which ones are the decepticons. :)
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." - Anonymous Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn
There's a difference? :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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There's a difference? :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
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Jim Crafton wrote:
Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer?
They are. You just have to figure out which ones are the 'bots and which ones are the decepticons. :)
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." - Anonymous Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn
Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
decepticons
I never figured out the secret... I married two decepticons.... Although in my first wife's favor, she got some help later in life and switched to 'bots. She's happily married now somewhere back east.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
decepticons
I never figured out the secret... I married two decepticons.... Although in my first wife's favor, she got some help later in life and switched to 'bots. She's happily married now somewhere back east.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
My theory is women marry someone that they think they could change, while men marry someone that they hope won't. You really won't know what you're getting into until you're in too deep. Your first wife might be happily married, but her husband may not be. :-D
"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." - Anonymous Web - Blog - RSS - Math - LinkedIn
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Or as I like to refer to it: "I do" was the last decision I ever made. :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
<pedantic_mode> Or at least it was the last time your agreement was needed on anything. </pedantic_mode>
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Then how on earth did you ever get married? Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer? :) (runs and ducks for cover...)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
Jim Crafton wrote:
Then how on earth did you ever get married? Aren't women the *ultimate* transformer?
No. Optimus Prime is. (Clamps on helmet and kevlar body suit)
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Or as I like to refer to it: "I do" was the last decision I ever made. :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF!
As long as she's still making up for it... :cool:
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I just found out about the new Transformers movie: http://www.transformersmovie.com/[^] Are you looking forward to it as much as I am? I used to watch the cartoons as a child and had loads of the toys. How about you?
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I watch the cartoons with my son most days. They are not as cool as you remember them. We'll see the movie, however.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
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I just found out about the new Transformers movie: http://www.transformersmovie.com/[^] Are you looking forward to it as much as I am? I used to watch the cartoons as a child and had loads of the toys. How about you?
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Heh, even without reading the body of your message, I was humming to myself, "... robots in disguise." Jon