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Is this just showing in your country? This has been kicking around in the West for more than a year now. Should be interesting with the Hindu / holy cow angle too.
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Sadly, people will eat this shit, even when they know there's shit in it.
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Caveat emptor. Its been true for two thousand years. Its still true today. Mind you, isnt there a legal maximum percentage of cockroach in American chocolate?
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fat_boy wrote:
Mind you, isnt there a legal maximum percentage of cockroach in American chocolate?
Judging by the taste, I'd say 100%. :) Hersheys has to be the most disgusting chocolate known to man - how they even get away with calling it "chocolate" is beyond me.
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fat_boy wrote:
Mind you, isnt there a legal maximum percentage of cockroach in American chocolate?
Judging by the taste, I'd say 100%. :) Hersheys has to be the most disgusting chocolate known to man - how they even get away with calling it "chocolate" is beyond me.
And yet wouldn't our European friends scoff at Cadbury's efforts at producing chocolate? I do, however, agree with you regarding Hershey's. There are 3 things at which the Yanks are utterly crap: 1: Chocolate 2: Cheese 3: Bacon (and no, Canadian bacon is not really bacon: it's ham). Still, I'd kill for an IHop[^] breakfast right now... (No, really, I would).
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And yet wouldn't our European friends scoff at Cadbury's efforts at producing chocolate? I do, however, agree with you regarding Hershey's. There are 3 things at which the Yanks are utterly crap: 1: Chocolate 2: Cheese 3: Bacon (and no, Canadian bacon is not really bacon: it's ham). Still, I'd kill for an IHop[^] breakfast right now... (No, really, I would).
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bookmarks You can ignore relatives but the neighbours live next doordigital man wrote:
(and no, Canadian bacon is not really bacon: it's ham).
Bacon or not - it's good!
digital man wrote:
Still, I'd kill for an IHop[^] breakfast right now... (No, really, I would).
Yeah, IHop is the king shit of breakfasts. :)
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digital man wrote:
(and no, Canadian bacon is not really bacon: it's ham).
Bacon or not - it's good!
digital man wrote:
Still, I'd kill for an IHop[^] breakfast right now... (No, really, I would).
Yeah, IHop is the king shit of breakfasts. :)
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
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digital man wrote:
Mmmm: pancakes... (said whilst drooling)
I have to block out some mental images though, in order to enjoy the thought of pancakes at IHOP. A friend of mine drove through half the US one summer, and we frequented IHOP for breakfast. It was then when I discovered his horrible taste in breakfast. So horrible in fact, I got kind of queasy. He started out with putting his sunny side up eggs on the pancake. Odd, but doable. Then.. then he put blueberry jam on top of it. He mashed it together with the yoke from the egg, and the pancake, turning the whole damn thing into a green mess which looked more like Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle OozeTM than anything edible. X| I doubt I have seen anything more revolting on a breakfast table (or any table for that matter) before. I doubt I ever will.
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digital man wrote:
Mmmm: pancakes... (said whilst drooling)
I have to block out some mental images though, in order to enjoy the thought of pancakes at IHOP. A friend of mine drove through half the US one summer, and we frequented IHOP for breakfast. It was then when I discovered his horrible taste in breakfast. So horrible in fact, I got kind of queasy. He started out with putting his sunny side up eggs on the pancake. Odd, but doable. Then.. then he put blueberry jam on top of it. He mashed it together with the yoke from the egg, and the pancake, turning the whole damn thing into a green mess which looked more like Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle OozeTM than anything edible. X| I doubt I have seen anything more revolting on a breakfast table (or any table for that matter) before. I doubt I ever will.
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
and yet you're not puting me off! Can't wait for my next trip when I'll have breakfast at either IHop or an IHop-alike. I do it once per trip then regret it and swear I'll never do it again then get home and miss it and, well, you get the picture. I like to put a keg of butter covered with a bucket of maple syrup over everything, including the bacon and anything else that finds its way on to my plate. Oh, also used to like Denny's and the Sizzler. So I have poor taste in food. :laugh:
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And yet wouldn't our European friends scoff at Cadbury's efforts at producing chocolate? I do, however, agree with you regarding Hershey's. There are 3 things at which the Yanks are utterly crap: 1: Chocolate 2: Cheese 3: Bacon (and no, Canadian bacon is not really bacon: it's ham). Still, I'd kill for an IHop[^] breakfast right now... (No, really, I would).
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bookmarks You can ignore relatives but the neighbours live next doorI have had the misfortune to eat breakfast in the US on a few occasions. Pan grits: What the fuck is it supposed to be? Dried fried cardboard pelets? Yoghurt: Ther are times when bacteria in food is GOOD. However, the US thinks wallpaper glue is better in yoghurt. Coffee: No, dont, dont even call it coffee its not, its muddy water. And as for using the term 'endless coffee' as a selling point! Is 'endles diarrhoea' pleasurable either? Pancakes, bacon, and maple syrup: Well, maple syrup is superb on a pancake, but on bacon? That is sick. Additionally, all US confectionary is truly disgusting. I have never eaten anything that made me want to puke quite so much. The cheese is crap, really, seriously crap when comapred to a Lymeswold, or Wenslydale.
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and yet you're not puting me off! Can't wait for my next trip when I'll have breakfast at either IHop or an IHop-alike. I do it once per trip then regret it and swear I'll never do it again then get home and miss it and, well, you get the picture. I like to put a keg of butter covered with a bucket of maple syrup over everything, including the bacon and anything else that finds its way on to my plate. Oh, also used to like Denny's and the Sizzler. So I have poor taste in food. :laugh:
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bookmarks You can ignore relatives but the neighbours live next doorThere's nothing wrong with Denny's! The Sizzler is ok. Have you tried Outback Steakhouse[^]? Supposedly Aussie food (never been to Australia, so I wouldn't know!). I highly recommend the Outback! If you get there, be sure to get the Bloomin' Onion as side dish (you may want to share it with someone, because it's a lot of food!)
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I have had the misfortune to eat breakfast in the US on a few occasions. Pan grits: What the fuck is it supposed to be? Dried fried cardboard pelets? Yoghurt: Ther are times when bacteria in food is GOOD. However, the US thinks wallpaper glue is better in yoghurt. Coffee: No, dont, dont even call it coffee its not, its muddy water. And as for using the term 'endless coffee' as a selling point! Is 'endles diarrhoea' pleasurable either? Pancakes, bacon, and maple syrup: Well, maple syrup is superb on a pancake, but on bacon? That is sick. Additionally, all US confectionary is truly disgusting. I have never eaten anything that made me want to puke quite so much. The cheese is crap, really, seriously crap when comapred to a Lymeswold, or Wenslydale.
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Heh, you really don't like the american cuisine, do ya? ;) I agree with you that the "standard cup" of coffee in the US isn't really coffee. On the other hand, you should be acquainted with the poor quality of coffee, as I see little or no difference between the regular US and british cup of coffee... The pastries I have eaten in the US were kind of bland (except for donuts! ;)). Not sure if I had the misfortune of finding the suckiest places. I have not tasted every piece of pastry in the US. :) If you really want weird food, try something Japanese other than the usual sushi/teriyaki. (There's a reason why the Japanese cuisine isn't so big anywhere else but in Japan ;))
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
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Heh, you really don't like the american cuisine, do ya? ;) I agree with you that the "standard cup" of coffee in the US isn't really coffee. On the other hand, you should be acquainted with the poor quality of coffee, as I see little or no difference between the regular US and british cup of coffee... The pastries I have eaten in the US were kind of bland (except for donuts! ;)). Not sure if I had the misfortune of finding the suckiest places. I have not tasted every piece of pastry in the US. :) If you really want weird food, try something Japanese other than the usual sushi/teriyaki. (There's a reason why the Japanese cuisine isn't so big anywhere else but in Japan ;))
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
I see little or no difference between the regular US and british cup of coffee
Probably true, traditionally, but there are a lot of continental type cafes opening in the UK now.
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
try something Japanese other than the usual sushi/teriyaki
Yeah, its OK, but compared to a good french meal...
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digital man wrote:
(and no, Canadian bacon is not really bacon: it's ham).
Bacon or not - it's good!
digital man wrote:
Still, I'd kill for an IHop[^] breakfast right now... (No, really, I would).
Yeah, IHop is the king shit of breakfasts. :)
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
Yeah, IHop is the king sh*t of breakfasts.
Wierd. I absolutely loath both IHop and Canadian "bacon". And enjoy a nice Hersey's chocolate at least weekly.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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There's nothing wrong with Denny's! The Sizzler is ok. Have you tried Outback Steakhouse[^]? Supposedly Aussie food (never been to Australia, so I wouldn't know!). I highly recommend the Outback! If you get there, be sure to get the Bloomin' Onion as side dish (you may want to share it with someone, because it's a lot of food!)
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
Outback's Talapia with the cajun sauce stuff on it is really good.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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I have had the misfortune to eat breakfast in the US on a few occasions. Pan grits: What the fuck is it supposed to be? Dried fried cardboard pelets? Yoghurt: Ther are times when bacteria in food is GOOD. However, the US thinks wallpaper glue is better in yoghurt. Coffee: No, dont, dont even call it coffee its not, its muddy water. And as for using the term 'endless coffee' as a selling point! Is 'endles diarrhoea' pleasurable either? Pancakes, bacon, and maple syrup: Well, maple syrup is superb on a pancake, but on bacon? That is sick. Additionally, all US confectionary is truly disgusting. I have never eaten anything that made me want to puke quite so much. The cheese is crap, really, seriously crap when comapred to a Lymeswold, or Wenslydale.
Truth is the subjection of reality to an individuals perception
fat_boy wrote:
Well, maple syrup is superb on a pancake, but on bacon?
The syrup isn't actually intended to go on the bacon.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
Yeah, IHop is the king sh*t of breakfasts.
Wierd. I absolutely loath both IHop and Canadian "bacon". And enjoy a nice Hersey's chocolate at least weekly.
Thank God for disproportional force.
Stan Shannon wrote:
Wierd.
It's the Marxist conspiracy...
-- Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei, eine Kraftstoff wie Benziiiiiiin!
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fat_boy wrote:
Well, maple syrup is superb on a pancake, but on bacon?
The syrup isn't actually intended to go on the bacon.
Thank God for disproportional force.
But damn it's tasty when they meet.
BW
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