IKEA
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
I sympathize. I hate IKEA with a passion. The whole experience just drains me. I refuse to go.
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
I guess now is a bad time to mention I haven't a clue what IKEA is. :laugh: I assume it's a store chain of some sorts though.
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I guess now is a bad time to mention I haven't a clue what IKEA is. :laugh: I assume it's a store chain of some sorts though.
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I guess now is a bad time to mention I haven't a clue what IKEA is. :laugh: I assume it's a store chain of some sorts though.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
I haven't a clue what IKEA is
You serious? Its the world largest furniture chain. Started in Swedon I think. At one point the owner was the worlds richest person. Everything comes flat packed in boxes and you have to get it home and assemble it yourself. It really is an experiance like nothing else. www.ikea.com.au[^]
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Doesn't seem to be any here in Louisiana. Funny enough, the pics on their website reminds me of the sims.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
I haven't a clue what IKEA is
You serious? Its the world largest furniture chain. Started in Swedon I think. At one point the owner was the worlds richest person. Everything comes flat packed in boxes and you have to get it home and assemble it yourself. It really is an experiance like nothing else. www.ikea.com.au[^]
Josh Gray wrote:
You serious?
Yup.
Josh Gray wrote:
It really is an experiance like nothing else.
I can't wait. :~ It seems there are none where I live (in Louisiana). I just never heard of it before.
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
More rant :) I couldn't agree with you more. Especially on the design issue. It's utterly cold and soulness design. It somehow reminds me of a very cold climate where you are cooked up in a studio apartment or forced to live in a communal houses of futuristic novels from early 20th century. What is surprising to me is how people(read girls/women) like it here(Vancouver, Canada)
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
I've never been in IKEA. As a dyed-in-the-wool coder, i feel it's appropriate to make furniture as it's needed. Out of whatever wood is cheap. Without measuring properly. And using all the wrong tools. Thus, i can be confident that the desk my computer sits on is as sturdy and reliable as the code running above it... ;)
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More rant :) I couldn't agree with you more. Especially on the design issue. It's utterly cold and soulness design. It somehow reminds me of a very cold climate where you are cooked up in a studio apartment or forced to live in a communal houses of futuristic novels from early 20th century. What is surprising to me is how people(read girls/women) like it here(Vancouver, Canada)
Robert Buldoc wrote:
It somehow reminds me of a very cold climate where you are cooked up in a studio apartment or forced to live in a communal houses of futuristic novels from early 20th century.
See, that's the spirit! Just throw in some bad poetry, and those impossibly blonde Swedish chicks will be all over you... ;)
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I've never been in IKEA. As a dyed-in-the-wool coder, i feel it's appropriate to make furniture as it's needed. Out of whatever wood is cheap. Without measuring properly. And using all the wrong tools. Thus, i can be confident that the desk my computer sits on is as sturdy and reliable as the code running above it... ;)
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Shog9 wrote:
whatever wood is cheap. Without measuring properly
You sure you're not really a Swedish furniture designer?
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:laugh: I like my furniture the way i like my women - on the floor, not moving. Er, wait... :doh:
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More rant :) I couldn't agree with you more. Especially on the design issue. It's utterly cold and soulness design. It somehow reminds me of a very cold climate where you are cooked up in a studio apartment or forced to live in a communal houses of futuristic novels from early 20th century. What is surprising to me is how people(read girls/women) like it here(Vancouver, Canada)
Robert Buldoc wrote:
It somehow reminds me of a very cold climate where you are cooked up in a studio apartment
I once rented a furnished flat in Amsterdam that was ikea from the toilet seat to the cutlery to the bed linen. The only way I can describe it is 'clinical'
Stan, I just want you to know that I still hate Kyle more than you. - Cartman in 'Trapped in the Closet'
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
Josh Gray wrote:
Rant time
And I will praise my good fortune. My wife had an equally bad time when she went with a friend. Her sweet words to me were. "I hope you never want to go!" :rose: We still have a few local shops that do have quality. I will to to them. :)
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
I didn't even know they had furniture shops here that gave you fully assembled furniture. Could you name a few? I hate this entire assembling thing too.
Regards, Nish
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I didn't even know they had furniture shops here that gave you fully assembled furniture. Could you name a few? I hate this entire assembling thing too.
Regards, Nish
Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)Hi Nish, I think your post ended up in the wrong place. I cant help with furniture shops in Canada but I would imagine they are not that hard to find. Take it easy Josh
Stan, I just want you to know that I still hate Kyle more than you. - Cartman in 'Trapped in the Closet'
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
IKEA is cheap, thus the quality of the furniture is lacking. Eventhough most of their products are crap, it is possible to find something which has a greater value than its price tag. The TV/video bench I bought there is really nice. Holds the TV, VCR, Playstation and XBOX nicely. Has enough space to let me tuck away all the controllers, and remotes. Simple to move, and is therefore not much of an obstacle when I'm cleaning. Doesn't look shabby. Cost me a mere $50 - would probably have cost $100+ in any other furniture store. They're also service minded here in Sweden (which seems not to be the case in the UK). If you receive something broken, you'll get a new furniture with little or no questions asked. I bought a lamp a couple of years ago a saturday. When I got home from the store, it was time to take a shower and dress up to go to a party, so I figured I would assemble the lamp the next day. When I got home at around 3 am, very intoxicated, I couldn't wait until next day - I had to assemble it right away! I assemble it without any problems. When I was finished, when I managed to totally smash the glass reflector against the ceiling (don't ask why - hell if I know :~). Called in the next morning and said there was a small mishap during the assembly (hehe), and asked if it was possible to buy just the glass reflector. The (unexpected) answer was: we'll send you one for free!
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I didn't even know they had furniture shops here that gave you fully assembled furniture. Could you name a few? I hate this entire assembling thing too.
Regards, Nish
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Currently working on C++/CLI in Action for Manning Publications. Also visit the Ultimate Toolbox blog (New)Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
I didn't even know they had furniture shops here that gave you fully assembled furniture.
I'm sure there are, but try classifieds / yard sales first. Nothing like getting furniture assembled for you, and getting it done free... :D (also, you might get lucky and find something built out of real wood.)
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Hi Nish, I think your post ended up in the wrong place. I cant help with furniture shops in Canada but I would imagine they are not that hard to find. Take it easy Josh
Stan, I just want you to know that I still hate Kyle more than you. - Cartman in 'Trapped in the Closet'
Josh Gray wrote:
I think your post ended up in the wrong place. I cant help with furniture shops in Canada but I would imagine they are not that hard to find.
Ah sorry. Actually, I am not so sure they are easy to find. In India (at least in Trivandrum), I've never seen a self-assemble furniture piece. You always bought fully ready furniture, which they delivered (for an extra charge). It was a shock to me (in 2002 when I worked for a while in the US) to find that you had to assemble furniture on your own, so I wasn't as surprised to find it was the same in Canada. Good to know that Australia has better furniture places :-)
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Rant time :) Thursday night is late night shopping here with most shops open till about 9 or 10 pm. Last night I was dragged, kicking and screaming, to IKEA by my girlfriend. $650 later and we have a living room full of boxes that I had to drag up 4 flights of stairs. Guess what my weekend is now going to entail? I tried to convince her that as we both make a good living and were not strugling students anymore that we can actually afford to buy real furniture. You know, the kind that gets delivered in one piece. The worst thing about IKEA is not the people who bring 5 screaming, hungry kids, the rock bottom quality, the assembly nightmare, the endless repetative 'beech effect' furniture, the fact that once your in the shop you cant get out without seeing the entire place, the lack of toilets, the inability to have a ciggy half way through, its finally getting to the end, finding the correct isle to get the box you want and seeing that lovely sign that says "Out of stock". What are you supposed to do? go back to the start to find another TV stand you like and then go see if its in stock? come back another day, go throught the whole experiance again and hope they have it? Or just take your money elseware? How hard is it to put an out of stock sign on the item in the actual show room? I got $50 bucks that says next thursday Im going to hear the words "Sweetie, did you want to go back to IKEA tonight and see if they have the stuff we wanted?, we could have the meat balls for dinner"
BTW, if you ever go back to the store, make sure to pick up something called "lingonberry jam". It's kind of like cranberry jam, but not as sweet. Works VERY well on pancakes. Some (me excluded) even like it on meat/potatoes/gravy type of food. Be aware though that it's quite pricy in the US, and quite possibly so in Australia. I'm not sure why (it might not grow on the american continent - will most likely not grow on Australia!). All I know is that every time I go to the US to visit a friend of mine, I have to carry a shitload of lingonberry jam for his mom just because it would cost her a friggin fortune in the US. :-D Lingonberry juice is also a very nice for making drinks. Lingonberry and vodka makes great shots. :)
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