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    i am tired of all *sexuals hetero sexuals homo sexuals bi sexuals non sexuals self sexuals goat sexuals .. .. i have a cure for your sexual problems. a well tried and proven technique *MASTURBATION* give yourself a good time masturbate go to sleep want to know more about the joys of masturbation? read my forthcoming book how i won salvation through masturbation Warning the links below are not for kids or the weak The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms a speech by Mark Twain

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      i am tired of all *sexuals hetero sexuals homo sexuals bi sexuals non sexuals self sexuals goat sexuals .. .. i have a cure for your sexual problems. a well tried and proven technique *MASTURBATION* give yourself a good time masturbate go to sleep want to know more about the joys of masturbation? read my forthcoming book how i won salvation through masturbation Warning the links below are not for kids or the weak The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms a speech by Mark Twain

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      "Dropping the kids off at the pool" :wtf: I always used that as a metaphor for taking a dump. Guess I better stop using that one now :rolleyes: James Simplicity Rules!

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        "Dropping the kids off at the pool" :wtf: I always used that as a metaphor for taking a dump. Guess I better stop using that one now :rolleyes: James Simplicity Rules!

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        James T. Johnson wrote: Guess I better stop using that one now Yes, you have to watch what you say these days. Regardz Colin J Davies

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          i am tired of all *sexuals hetero sexuals homo sexuals bi sexuals non sexuals self sexuals goat sexuals .. .. i have a cure for your sexual problems. a well tried and proven technique *MASTURBATION* give yourself a good time masturbate go to sleep want to know more about the joys of masturbation? read my forthcoming book how i won salvation through masturbation Warning the links below are not for kids or the weak The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms a speech by Mark Twain

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          mighty wanker wrote: self sexuals So whats a self sexual ? :confused: Regardz Colin J Davies

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            mighty wanker wrote: self sexuals So whats a self sexual ? :confused: Regardz Colin J Davies

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            ****Colin Davies wrote: So whats a self sexual ? I think its the people who practice the technique he discusses :omg: James Simplicity Rules!

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              ****Colin Davies wrote: So whats a self sexual ? I think its the people who practice the technique he discusses :omg: James Simplicity Rules!

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              James T. Johnson wrote: I think its the people who practice the technique he discusses That doesn't make sense then. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                James T. Johnson wrote: I think its the people who practice the technique he discusses That doesn't make sense then. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                ****Colin Davies wrote: That doesn't make sense then. Sure it does. :) Self sexual == a person who has sexual relations with themself, ie: masturbation. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                  ****Colin Davies wrote: That doesn't make sense then. Sure it does. :) Self sexual == a person who has sexual relations with themself, ie: masturbation. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                  Then it doesn't make sense to be included in a list of things which we don't need to worry about, because he suggests masturbation as an alternative. That's like me selling milk as an alternative to people who are lactose intolerant. Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "But there isn't a whole lot out there that pisses me off more than someone leaving my code looking like they leaned on the keyboard and prayed that it would compile. - Jamie Hale, 17/4/2002

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                    Then it doesn't make sense to be included in a list of things which we don't need to worry about, because he suggests masturbation as an alternative. That's like me selling milk as an alternative to people who are lactose intolerant. Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "But there isn't a whole lot out there that pisses me off more than someone leaving my code looking like they leaned on the keyboard and prayed that it would compile. - Jamie Hale, 17/4/2002

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                    D'oh! I guess I should have read more carefully. :) I wonder if people would have so many problems if we were all hermaphrodites? :wtf: "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                      D'oh! I guess I should have read more carefully. :) I wonder if people would have so many problems if we were all hermaphrodites? :wtf: "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                      Daniel Ferguson wrote: I wonder if people would have so many problems if we were all hermaphrodites? Unfortunatly we can't change things that easily. One interesting statictic on "maphs" is the percentage of newborns who are afflicted by this. Some estimates go from one in 2000 to one in a hundred thousand. The medical stats on this have been kept quite well hidden. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                        ****Colin Davies wrote: That doesn't make sense then. Sure it does. :) Self sexual == a person who has sexual relations with themself, ie: masturbation. "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                        Daniel Ferguson wrote: Sure it does. Self sexual == a person who has sexual relations with themself, ie: masturbation. I could argue with you but it would be meaningless. Consider this, There are actually no Homosexual or Bisexual people, They are Homosexual or Bisexual attracted people. There physiology is the same as hetrosexuals. (apart from maphs) Self Sexual would be a definition of reproductive capability, rather than sensual stimulation. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                          mighty wanker wrote: self sexuals So whats a self sexual ? :confused: Regardz Colin J Davies

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                          ****Colin Davies wrote: So whats a self sexual ? it's a well known fact that at least one such specimen exists David Wulff wrote: Sexuality: 'Me'

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                            Daniel Ferguson wrote: I wonder if people would have so many problems if we were all hermaphrodites? Unfortunatly we can't change things that easily. One interesting statictic on "maphs" is the percentage of newborns who are afflicted by this. Some estimates go from one in 2000 to one in a hundred thousand. The medical stats on this have been kept quite well hidden. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                            ****Colin Davies wrote: One interesting statictic on "maphs" is the percentage of newborns who are afflicted by this. I watched as show on this once -- and thus am instantly an expert :P. ****Colin Davies wrote: The medical stats on this have been kept quite well hidden. Consider how many things would break if society had to take them into account. All our ID and other personal info has M or F, maphs would change that. Another thing that would break is religion. "God created man and woman in his own image" .. yada yada. Great, but what about maphs? Did god create them too? Well why are they not mentioned? "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                              ****Colin Davies wrote: So whats a self sexual ? it's a well known fact that at least one such specimen exists David Wulff wrote: Sexuality: 'Me'

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                              mighty wanker wrote: it's a well known fact that at least one such specimen exists Hmmm, evidence by admission. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                ****Colin Davies wrote: One interesting statictic on "maphs" is the percentage of newborns who are afflicted by this. I watched as show on this once -- and thus am instantly an expert :P. ****Colin Davies wrote: The medical stats on this have been kept quite well hidden. Consider how many things would break if society had to take them into account. All our ID and other personal info has M or F, maphs would change that. Another thing that would break is religion. "God created man and woman in his own image" .. yada yada. Great, but what about maphs? Did god create them too? Well why are they not mentioned? "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                                Daniel Ferguson wrote: I watched as show on this once -- and thus am instantly an expert Yeah could be :-) Daniel Ferguson wrote: Did god create them too? Well why are they not mentioned? maybe, I think most parents have been embarassed to admit to people that they have/had a maph. "Is it a boy or girl?" would give a repsonse of "its a maph". So corrective surgery and analysis is done real quickly. Anyhow to make a short story long, :-) Since this is still the practice we still don't know a lot about them. It has been observed that some maphs left unaltered have grown gentillia of a prefernce in adulthood. So maybe some little boys are now little girls and vice versa. There is a standard medical text used for dealing with them that is real historic. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                  Daniel Ferguson wrote: I watched as show on this once -- and thus am instantly an expert Yeah could be :-) Daniel Ferguson wrote: Did god create them too? Well why are they not mentioned? maybe, I think most parents have been embarassed to admit to people that they have/had a maph. "Is it a boy or girl?" would give a repsonse of "its a maph". So corrective surgery and analysis is done real quickly. Anyhow to make a short story long, :-) Since this is still the practice we still don't know a lot about them. It has been observed that some maphs left unaltered have grown gentillia of a prefernce in adulthood. So maybe some little boys are now little girls and vice versa. There is a standard medical text used for dealing with them that is real historic. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                  ****Colin Davies wrote: "Is it a boy or girl?" would give a repsonse of: Yes.

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                                    ****Colin Davies wrote: "Is it a boy or girl?" would give a repsonse of: Yes.

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                                    Roger Wright wrote: would give a repsonse of: Yes. :-) yeah Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                      Daniel Ferguson wrote: I watched as show on this once -- and thus am instantly an expert Yeah could be :-) Daniel Ferguson wrote: Did god create them too? Well why are they not mentioned? maybe, I think most parents have been embarassed to admit to people that they have/had a maph. "Is it a boy or girl?" would give a repsonse of "its a maph". So corrective surgery and analysis is done real quickly. Anyhow to make a short story long, :-) Since this is still the practice we still don't know a lot about them. It has been observed that some maphs left unaltered have grown gentillia of a prefernce in adulthood. So maybe some little boys are now little girls and vice versa. There is a standard medical text used for dealing with them that is real historic. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                      I was being sarcastic about being an expert just because I saw a show. ****Colin Davies wrote: I think most parents have been embarassed to admit to people that they have/had a maph. I'm not a father (I might think differently if I was), but it appeals to my sense of humour. Just imagine the stunned silence and awkwardness that would follow this: "So is it a boy or a girl?" "Well, you're not going to believe this, but it's a hermaphrodite." I could say it with a straight face, but the trouble is most of my friends would just think I was joking. :) "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown

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                                        James T. Johnson wrote: Guess I better stop using that one now Yes, you have to watch what you say these days. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                                        ****Colin Davies wrote: Yes, you have to watch what you say these days. Tell me about it. Everytime I say I am going out back to spank my monkey, people look at me like: :wtf: Is having a mischievous pet colobus monkey really that rare? ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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                                          ****Colin Davies wrote: So whats a self sexual ? it's a well known fact that at least one such specimen exists David Wulff wrote: Sexuality: 'Me'

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                                          mighty wanker wrote: David Wulff wrote: Sexuality: 'Me' That wasn't actually what I meant by that statement, though I do not deny your assumption. What I meant was that rather that having to fit into some pre-determined prejudiced category such as hetrosexual, bisexual or homosexual (and all the inbetweens and spinoffs), I want to be in a category called "Me". Especially now as I am starting to experience life outside of the home environment and am still getting to know my future tastes and preferences. In other words, I am me, and if you don't like that, go f**k a goat. ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.

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