Ramadamadingdong
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_alank wrote:
I found a neighbors Santa on a roof all lit up all night to be annoying because of the light pollution it was causing :laugh:
If that were the case I would climb the roof and destroy it. About 8 years ago I had an incosiderate neighbour (Kuwaiti they were), whose husband earnt the big untaxed dollar in Saudi Arabia while she, the 2 kids and siblings sucked on the teat of the Australian welfare system. They were ugly, smelly, ignorant and always in possession of a new car each every 18 months. They also didn't work so coming home at 01:30 - 02:00 in the morning and having choking fits (speaking arabic to each other) on their driveway 2 metres from my bedroom window was OK. Also the oldest kid was about 15 and always playing music loud when my new born son was trying to sleep. I couldn't punch shit out of the kid as he was under age, mum (fat ugly troll) laughed and I was pissed off. So one night while they were out with their camel rooting brethren and I was drinking beer I had a epiphany. The wife was asleep on the lounge, I found a tube of super glue and then managed to climb the fence. I then proceeded to glue up every lock in the place. Never had a problem from them again.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
If that were the case I would climb the roof and destroy it. About 8 years ago I had an incosiderate neighbour (Kuwaiti they were), whose husband earnt the big untaxed dollar in Saudi Arabia while she, the 2 kids and siblings sucked on the teat of the Australian welfare system.
What you didn't think that happens or is happening in the USA and Europe too :laugh:
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Michael Martin wrote:
enjoying Coopers Special Old Stout which is mush better than that MGD crap that is mentioned in the SoapBox
No doubt. You should suggest to them that they take advantage of the "boycott" to market it in the States under the slogan "real beer from would-be immigrants who decided to stay where they were"... or something. Which reminds me... i haven't had a good stout since my wedding (when i had... a lot of good stout). I should try to find something local.
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Shog9 wrote:
I should try to find something local.
Don't. See if you can get Coopers there. I know I could get Coopers Sparkling Ale at the Sunset Grill and Tap in Boston (or Cambridge) Massachusetts back in 1999. If you can get the Special Old Stout as opposed to the Extra Stout. Much better and it ages in the bottle like a wine.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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:-D Well, I've been at a university for a few years now, if that makes you feel any better...
And I get on my knees and pray. We don't get fooled again.
David Stone wrote:
:-D Well, I've been at a university for a few years now, if that makes you feel any better...
No, you're still a Yank. I feel so unworthy, I mean at least Maunder has been in Canada for a few years to dilute his brain, I haven't.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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I'm pretty sure i've seen Grease, or at least part of it, on TV at one point. But i tend to keep a book or laptop with me when watching TV, so chances are i just didn't pay much attention. I can sorta sing along to the theme from "Welcome Back, Kotter" though; does that count? :rolleyes:
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Shog9 wrote:
I can sorta sing along to the theme from "Welcome Back, Kotter" though; does that count? :rolleyes:
Not really, but it was a great show (I used to watch it before you were born. I loved Horshack, though a few years ago I saw him on some Where Are They Now show and he had gotten a nose job. Bloody Poof.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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Do they leave the ornaments lit all night... Can't be any worse then a lit up Santa on the roof or can it :laugh:
An associate of mine is paying £650 to the local power board to have a second mains electricity feed put in to his house in time for his Christmas lights. Apparently the 100amps available through his current supply won't be enough this year*. It might also explain why his power would often trip off when he turned on the television last Christmas. * 100_amps_... current supply... damn I'm good. You've got to have a very special place in this world when you can afford to have a second electricity supply just for your Christmas lights. :wtf:
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Chris Losinger wrote:
they're just preparing for my birthday party
Well where the hell are you? It's already the 28th, I'm already drinkning beer and I've only 2 left. Not sure about the rules in your part of the world but down here the birthday boy had to provide the drinks. So come on, 10 more minutes and I'll be out.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Well where the hell are you?
Shouldn't it be "Where the bloody hell are you?" :)
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An associate of mine is paying £650 to the local power board to have a second mains electricity feed put in to his house in time for his Christmas lights. Apparently the 100amps available through his current supply won't be enough this year*. It might also explain why his power would often trip off when he turned on the television last Christmas. * 100_amps_... current supply... damn I'm good. You've got to have a very special place in this world when you can afford to have a second electricity supply just for your Christmas lights. :wtf:
Ðavid Wulff Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen (video)
10 PRINT 'HELLO MAINTAINER: GOTO HELLReminds me of the scene in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation where Clark (Chevy Chase) finally gets the Christmas lights to work. All of the lights in town go dim. They cut away to a huge circuit-breaker switch labelled "Secondary Reactor", which an off-screen hand throws. The lights in town come back up :laugh:.
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Chris Meech wrote:
Super Glue. One of the best inventions of the twenty first century.
Amazingly here in Australia, I managed to do it back in the 20th century.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
:-O :doh: :doh: :doh:
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Do they leave the ornaments lit all night... Can't be any worse then a lit up Santa on the roof or can it :laugh:
_alank wrote:
Can't be any worse then a lit up Santa on the roof or can it
with a nose and cheeks brighter than rudolph who was added only recently to make Santa look less drunk... ;)
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Michael Martin wrote:
a classic musical from 1978
I was born in 1980, and don't much care for musicals... But i get the mosque bit at least. Maybe they're just late celebrating that Jewish newyear thing that Judah posted about the other day...?
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Shog9 wrote:
But i get the mosque bit at least. Maybe they're just late celebrating that Jewish newyear thing that Judah posted about the other day...?
Wow! I urge you to never get into a religious discussion at a dinner party it's clearly not your strong suit. ;)
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An associate of mine is paying £650 to the local power board to have a second mains electricity feed put in to his house in time for his Christmas lights. Apparently the 100amps available through his current supply won't be enough this year*. It might also explain why his power would often trip off when he turned on the television last Christmas. * 100_amps_... current supply... damn I'm good. You've got to have a very special place in this world when you can afford to have a second electricity supply just for your Christmas lights. :wtf:
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Shog9 wrote:
But i get the mosque bit at least. Maybe they're just late celebrating that Jewish newyear thing that Judah posted about the other day...?
Wow! I urge you to never get into a religious discussion at a dinner party it's clearly not your strong suit. ;)
Context interpretation being what it is, i just assume anything i post here that's taken as an insult will - at most - result in the declaration of a fatwa against a PC somewhere. :rolleyes:
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An associate of mine is paying £650 to the local power board to have a second mains electricity feed put in to his house in time for his Christmas lights. Apparently the 100amps available through his current supply won't be enough this year*. It might also explain why his power would often trip off when he turned on the television last Christmas. * 100_amps_... current supply... damn I'm good. You've got to have a very special place in this world when you can afford to have a second electricity supply just for your Christmas lights. :wtf:
Ðavid Wulff Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen (video)
10 PRINT 'HELLO MAINTAINER: GOTO HELLGood grief, that must be a lot of lights! :omg: Where we used to live, people would have unofficial contests to see if they could make their house be the showiest on the block, and slathered lights all over their house and yard (eaves and on top of the roof, on the garage door, up and down the walls, around the windows, on trees, bushes, and fences, lighted 'statues', etc, all at once), and I don't think any of them had to put in a new line.
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Michael Martin wrote:
Well where the hell are you?
Shouldn't it be "Where the bloody hell are you?" :)
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Chris Meech wrote:
Super Glue. One of the best inventions of the twenty first century.
Amazingly here in Australia, I managed to do it back in the 20th century.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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An associate of mine is paying £650 to the local power board to have a second mains electricity feed put in to his house in time for his Christmas lights. Apparently the 100amps available through his current supply won't be enough this year*. It might also explain why his power would often trip off when he turned on the television last Christmas. * 100_amps_... current supply... damn I'm good. You've got to have a very special place in this world when you can afford to have a second electricity supply just for your Christmas lights. :wtf:
Ðavid Wulff Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen (video)
10 PRINT 'HELLO MAINTAINER: GOTO HELLThere is a street in town where they have the biggest house lighting displays that I've ever seen. One of the houses just has lights still in the boxes taped to the house, so you just get this intense glowing wall effect. They also stuff bottles full of lights and put them all over. The end of the tour is lights wrapped around the electric meter which is just spinning like crazy. Another house has lights setup on timers to do a 2 minute volcanic eruption. None of the houses have any Chrismas themes in any of the lights, it's lights for the sake of putting up lights.
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I'm assuming it's officially started, the Turkish Mosque at the end of my street has all the green vertical fluoro's around the balcony of the tower are lit up. A bit latter (I think when the FJ Holden flies off into the sky with Danny and Sandy) the blue light on top of the tower lights up.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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leckey wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who calls it Ramadamadingdong.
Defenitely not, been calling it that for the past few years. Everytime I heard the news talk about it all I could think of was the song from the end of Grease.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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leckey wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who calls it Ramadamadingdong.
Defenitely not, been calling it that for the past few years. Everytime I heard the news talk about it all I could think of was the song from the end of Grease.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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You have to remember I live in the boondocks of the United States. haven't heard anyone else refer to Ramadan as that. but I agree that those damn Grease songs stick in your head!
leckey wrote:
You have to remember I live in the boondocks of the United States. haven't heard anyone else refer to Ramadan as that.
I've never heard anyone round here call it that either, matter of fact, I get weird looks when I say it.
leckey wrote:
but I agree that those damn Grease songs stick in your head!
True, I bought the boxed set for the Missus, haven't watch it yet even though I got it last Christmas.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004