Gay sheep
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Silly. You can employ good old Pavlow to get them aroused by the other sex, and disgusted by their own.
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Pavlow
Who? Is that a polish farmer? :~
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
The target audience would be...?
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Well I suppose you'd get a few total perverts, but mainly I guess you would dress it up with all sorts of hype, get their credit card number and then hope they would be too embaressed to ask for their money back when they realised they had paid to view a dog and a cat on a sofa. Is that immoral? Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
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No I'm a coder who farms for fun. We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons. Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
No I'm a coder who farms for fun.
Ah - then we are brothers. :-)
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons.
Cool - they are meat cows ? Do you milk them as well ? I would also love a milking cow. I am growing tons of berries, I'd love to have berries and cream, and know that I made all of it on the property.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
So you sell them ? We just grow enough meat to fill our freezer, and buy the odd cow ( as in, we know a farmer, we go pick one, and he takes it to the butcher, we pick up the meat ) when we get sick of lamb. But, sheep are so cheap, there's no point in selling them. To be honest, there's no way I save money from having my own sheep.
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peterchen wrote:
Pavlow
Who? Is that a polish farmer? :~
-- Not a substitute for human interaction
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LOL - what I mean is, to the exclusion of interest in females ? That's the point of differentiation I was making.
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Well, it's been a long time since I lived out in the bush. I can't recall if the young bull's (they were 1 year old calves - teens basically) walked by their own, or if they walked among young cows. I do remember that the farmer used to partition the herd into milk cows and !milk cows (for reasons unknown to me). All I remember was two "cows" copulating, and the one beneath had only one nipple... :-D
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
No I'm a coder who farms for fun.
Ah - then we are brothers. :-)
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons.
Cool - they are meat cows ? Do you milk them as well ? I would also love a milking cow. I am growing tons of berries, I'd love to have berries and cream, and know that I made all of it on the property.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
So you sell them ? We just grow enough meat to fill our freezer, and buy the odd cow ( as in, we know a farmer, we go pick one, and he takes it to the butcher, we pick up the meat ) when we get sick of lamb. But, sheep are so cheap, there's no point in selling them. To be honest, there's no way I save money from having my own sheep.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
Devons are just used for beef nowadays but used to be tripple purpose. Beef, dairy and draft. They are one of the oldest British Breeds. We get someone in to kill our lambs each year in a shed on the farm. The ewes are relared to the ram so we don't like to keep them. This year I'm thinking of killing a young 18 month old steer raised just on grass. I reckon that will be about the finest beef you could get. I will roast a full sirloin joint for a traditional Christmas dinner!
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Well I suppose you'd get a few total perverts, but mainly I guess you would dress it up with all sorts of hype, get their credit card number and then hope they would be too embaressed to ask for their money back when they realised they had paid to view a dog and a cat on a sofa. Is that immoral? Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
Tough question. Had it been humans copulating, I would not have objected if they had been in on it. It's kind of hard to determine whether an animal is suffering or not. If the cat is suffering, and clearly visibly so, then I would object.
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Well, it's been a long time since I lived out in the bush. I can't recall if the young bull's (they were 1 year old calves - teens basically) walked by their own, or if they walked among young cows. I do remember that the farmer used to partition the herd into milk cows and !milk cows (for reasons unknown to me). All I remember was two "cows" copulating, and the one beneath had only one nipple... :-D
-- When you see the robot, drink!
When cows are bulliong, ie in season then they will mopunt eachother and also the bull. Often it is the one on top who is bulling. See it all on Dirty cows.com. Just enter your credit card details here. Or ennter free with your farmyardporn.net pass
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Pavlov's dog was actuall a Jack Russel crossed with a Basset. It was almost impossible to train. If he'd have chosen anopther breed then science would have lost important insight. Rather like if the apple tree in Issac Newton's garden had been a 'Discovery' rather than a 'Pink Lady'.
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
open and accepting
The thing I hate most about homosexuals is that you can't just say 'you suck' to them like you can to all the other weird people you don't like.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
Tough question. Had it been humans copulating, I would not have objected if they had been in on it. It's kind of hard to determine whether an animal is suffering or not. If the cat is suffering, and clearly visibly so, then I would object.
-- The Show That Watches Back
He sounded a bit pissed off, but it can be hard to tell. Sometimes pleasure and painf go hand in had, so who is to judge? I suppose as long as the dog's having a good time, at least someone is?
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Stan Shannon wrote:
you can't just say 'you suck' to them like you can to all the other weird people you don't like
Why? at least it would be true in that case :)
Not necesarily, although I suspect, on average, yes.
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peterchen wrote:
Pavlow
Who? Is that a polish farmer? :~
-- Not a substitute for human interaction
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighistThat's a crap article. It doesn't even mention meringue.
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We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
Linkify! || Fold With Us! || sighistWoof! :~
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Woof! :~
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Are you calling my dog a woof?
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
open and accepting
The thing I hate most about homosexuals is that you can't just say 'you suck' to them like you can to all the other weird people you don't like.
Thank God for disproportional force.
Stan Shannon wrote:
you suck
What's wrong with "I don't like you"? By experience, I've found that people will be thrown off balance and generally shut up when told that they're not liked, as opposed to a derogatory remark which often only generates a similar derogatory reply. I think it has something to do with the fact that most humans wants to be liked.
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Are you calling my dog a woof?
I haven't been conditioned to do that. ;)
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Stan Shannon wrote:
you can't just say 'you suck' to them like you can to all the other weird people you don't like
Why? at least it would be true in that case :)
Josh Gray wrote:
it would be true
I know, they do suck, so it would be more of a complement than an insult.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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Josh Gray wrote:
it would be true
I know, they do suck, so it would be more of a complement than an insult.
Thank God for disproportional force.
Stan Shannon wrote:
I know, they do suck, so it would be more of a complement than an insult.
Reminds me of two guys I saw at an anti-war rally with t-shirts that said "Smoke cock not Iraq" Just the kinda people you'd like to have over to dinner right?