Gay sheep
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Which leads me neatly on to my new website concept. I can't seem to make much money from breeding and butchering my livestock so I'm wondering if there might be an opportunity for them as internet porn stars. The format would be basically the same as your average smut site but it would feature my farm animals instead of the usual suspects. The front page could have a picture of a nice friesian heiffer, discretely made modest by a carefully positioned hedge and a big button labelled "see me naked inside". The possibilities are endless and there are as far as I know no legal; restricions on the graphic and explicit depiction of farm animals of any species, breed, age and from any angle in any country. I've thought of the following categories: Outdoor sex scenes Udders to die for Young bulling heifers ready and willing to please Bull on bull cow on cow Under 30 months Inter breed Inter species Reader's ewes All I need is the web hosting company a desingner and someone to sort out the e commerce.
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
twenty Devons
Is this the bread of cow thats unique to Devon? Makes bloody good beef Welington
Well Devon's got all over the place bu they originate from Devon. They've got a load in your neck of the woods as well as in the States. they thrive in hot countries, although here it is wet and cold. Fairly small, stocky and dark red. Very good beef.
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Dog + castrated cat is more than just inter racial! I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
The target audience would be...?
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I think I'm like most straight 'liberals', open and accepting about homosexuals but praying that my children aren't.
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Whatever the sexual preference of individuals it is their business, not mine or anybody elses. I find it difficult to justify why science would want to establish any psychological reasons for this. I feel that science should not poke around with things that is none of it's business. You call it a cruel situation, I suspect that many would disagree as they may be very content with their situation. Anyhow, as I recall Freud had something to say about homosexualality.
Richard A. Abbott wrote:
I feel that science should not poke around with things that is none of it's business.
I doubt a homosexual person would agree on scientific experiments if he or she didn't approve. :~
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Christian Graus wrote:
. Or are you saying bulls do the same, that's not how I interpret the word 'practice'.
By practicing I mean taking the other bull's temperature. ;)
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LOL - what I mean is, to the exclusion of interest in females ? That's the point of differentiation I was making.
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Well Devon's got all over the place bu they originate from Devon. They've got a load in your neck of the woods as well as in the States. they thrive in hot countries, although here it is wet and cold. Fairly small, stocky and dark red. Very good beef.
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I think I'm like most straight 'liberals', open and accepting about homosexuals but praying that my children aren't.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
but praying that my children aren't.
Of course you are. You want a grandson/daughter. There is nothing wrong with that, it's just "natural human selfishness".
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I think I'm like most straight 'liberals', open and accepting about homosexuals but praying that my children aren't.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
open and accepting
The thing I hate most about homosexuals is that you can't just say 'you suck' to them like you can to all the other weird people you don't like.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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Silly. You can employ good old Pavlow to get them aroused by the other sex, and disgusted by their own.
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Pavlow
Who? Is that a polish farmer? :~
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
I could get serious dosh for some of those sessions if only I'd had my video camera.
The target audience would be...?
-- Coming Soon to an Illegal DVD
Well I suppose you'd get a few total perverts, but mainly I guess you would dress it up with all sorts of hype, get their credit card number and then hope they would be too embaressed to ask for their money back when they realised they had paid to view a dog and a cat on a sofa. Is that immoral? Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
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No I'm a coder who farms for fun. We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons. Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
No I'm a coder who farms for fun.
Ah - then we are brothers. :-)
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons.
Cool - they are meat cows ? Do you milk them as well ? I would also love a milking cow. I am growing tons of berries, I'd love to have berries and cream, and know that I made all of it on the property.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
So you sell them ? We just grow enough meat to fill our freezer, and buy the odd cow ( as in, we know a farmer, we go pick one, and he takes it to the butcher, we pick up the meat ) when we get sick of lamb. But, sheep are so cheap, there's no point in selling them. To be honest, there's no way I save money from having my own sheep.
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peterchen wrote:
Pavlow
Who? Is that a polish farmer? :~
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LOL - what I mean is, to the exclusion of interest in females ? That's the point of differentiation I was making.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
Well, it's been a long time since I lived out in the bush. I can't recall if the young bull's (they were 1 year old calves - teens basically) walked by their own, or if they walked among young cows. I do remember that the farmer used to partition the herd into milk cows and !milk cows (for reasons unknown to me). All I remember was two "cows" copulating, and the one beneath had only one nipple... :-D
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
No I'm a coder who farms for fun.
Ah - then we are brothers. :-)
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
We have a few sheep and about twenty Devons.
Cool - they are meat cows ? Do you milk them as well ? I would also love a milking cow. I am growing tons of berries, I'd love to have berries and cream, and know that I made all of it on the property.
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Beautiful animals although we are just about to send quite a few off.
So you sell them ? We just grow enough meat to fill our freezer, and buy the odd cow ( as in, we know a farmer, we go pick one, and he takes it to the butcher, we pick up the meat ) when we get sick of lamb. But, sheep are so cheap, there's no point in selling them. To be honest, there's no way I save money from having my own sheep.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog
Devons are just used for beef nowadays but used to be tripple purpose. Beef, dairy and draft. They are one of the oldest British Breeds. We get someone in to kill our lambs each year in a shed on the farm. The ewes are relared to the ram so we don't like to keep them. This year I'm thinking of killing a young 18 month old steer raised just on grass. I reckon that will be about the finest beef you could get. I will roast a full sirloin joint for a traditional Christmas dinner!
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Well I suppose you'd get a few total perverts, but mainly I guess you would dress it up with all sorts of hype, get their credit card number and then hope they would be too embaressed to ask for their money back when they realised they had paid to view a dog and a cat on a sofa. Is that immoral? Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
Tough question. Had it been humans copulating, I would not have objected if they had been in on it. It's kind of hard to determine whether an animal is suffering or not. If the cat is suffering, and clearly visibly so, then I would object.
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Well, it's been a long time since I lived out in the bush. I can't recall if the young bull's (they were 1 year old calves - teens basically) walked by their own, or if they walked among young cows. I do remember that the farmer used to partition the herd into milk cows and !milk cows (for reasons unknown to me). All I remember was two "cows" copulating, and the one beneath had only one nipple... :-D
-- When you see the robot, drink!
When cows are bulliong, ie in season then they will mopunt eachother and also the bull. Often it is the one on top who is bulling. See it all on Dirty cows.com. Just enter your credit card details here. Or ennter free with your farmyardporn.net pass
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Pavlov's dog was actuall a Jack Russel crossed with a Basset. It was almost impossible to train. If he'd have chosen anopther breed then science would have lost important insight. Rather like if the apple tree in Issac Newton's garden had been a 'Discovery' rather than a 'Pink Lady'.
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
open and accepting
The thing I hate most about homosexuals is that you can't just say 'you suck' to them like you can to all the other weird people you don't like.
Thank God for disproportional force.
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Ægidius Ahenobarbus wrote:
Not what the dog and the cat get up to, but the business practice?
Tough question. Had it been humans copulating, I would not have objected if they had been in on it. It's kind of hard to determine whether an animal is suffering or not. If the cat is suffering, and clearly visibly so, then I would object.
-- The Show That Watches Back
He sounded a bit pissed off, but it can be hard to tell. Sometimes pleasure and painf go hand in had, so who is to judge? I suppose as long as the dog's having a good time, at least someone is?