Need a new bicycle
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Chris Maunder wrote:
...or did Mick Martin get enough Aussie beer in you that you finally started making sense?
See my post below, Brycey is in Brisvegas now, safe from me and my beer drinking ways.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
i still dink beer - real men do. in fact: for a year or so now i have made my adbode a better place...by brewing beer in it Bryce
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bryce wrote:
in Convictland
You could return to Sheepshaggerland if you don't like it here. I mean you chose to move from Sydney to Brisvegas, so we know your a bit short on IQ points.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
i _am_ in sheep shaggerland you convicts are a pack of perverts OBSESSED with sheep Bryce
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I'm still reeling and in shock from all those big words and full sentences you spewed forth above. I didn't know you had it in you Brycey. That's more coherence than we've seen from you all year! Did it hurt, or did Mick Martin get enough Aussie beer in you that you finally started making sense?
cheers, Chris Maunder
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careful citizen or i'll immortalise you in text ;) bryce
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I can suggest something nice and sensible, but first I need an indication of how many kidneys you'll be needing in the future.
cheers, Chris Maunder
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I bet the thief will have to throw away the training wheels that were on it.
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I bet the thief will have to throw away the training wheels that were on it.
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Your post is bereft of meaning.
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misanthropic blasphemy wrote:
I bet the thief will have to throw away the training wheels that were on it.
Mate, there are so many good joke opportunities regarding bicycles and the absence of seats yours is just lame. Save it for the soap box.
:((
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Chris Maunder wrote:
how many kidneys you'll be needing in the future.
Interestingly I was born with 2.5 kidneys. They reakon I could do quite well without one of them but I swapped it for a hand made Italian espresso machine last weekend.
So one-and-a-half left? OK - I think we can get you something useable with that.
cheers, Chris Maunder
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I second Fluid bikes from Anaconda, mine's super, nothing too fancy, but even with Mikey on the toddler seat at the back it's not heavy going up hill. Oops, I forgot you asked about those locks. I'll Skype my brother (in Sweden) when he's up and see if he knows an English name for them that you can Google. They are a great idea, unfortunately I've never seen them being sold outside of Europe. -- modified at 22:33 Tuesday 3rd October, 2006
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Megan Forbes wrote:
Oops, I forgot you asked about those locks. I'll Skype my brother (in Sweden) when he's up and see if he knows an English name for them that you can Google. They are a great idea, unfortunately I've never seen them being sold outside of Europe.
Thanks Megan, I knew someone would know what I was talking about
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i _am_ in sheep shaggerland you convicts are a pack of perverts OBSESSED with sheep Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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bryce wrote:
i _am_ in sheep shaggerland
Just cause we claim the better of you kiwis as aussies (ie. Russell, Sam, Crowded House, Split Enz etc.) doesn't change the fact the NZ is Sheepshaggerland.
bryce wrote:
you convicts are a pack of perverts OBSESSED with sheep
No, we're obssessed with saving our sheep from the invading sheep shaggers.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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Fluid do good mountain bikes here in in Convictland good quality and exclelent price - i have one myself is there an Anaconda Sports shop near you? Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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bryce wrote:
i _am_ in sheep shaggerland
Just cause we claim the better of you kiwis as aussies (ie. Russell, Sam, Crowded House, Split Enz etc.) doesn't change the fact the NZ is Sheepshaggerland.
bryce wrote:
you convicts are a pack of perverts OBSESSED with sheep
No, we're obssessed with saving our sheep from the invading sheep shaggers.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
Just cause we claim the better of you kiwis as aussies (ie. Russell, Sam, Crowded House, Split Enz etc.) doesn't change the fact the NZ is Sheepshaggerland.
total claptrap Russel Crow isnt a kiwi - hes an aussie.
Michael Martin wrote:
No, we're obssessed with saving our sheep from the invading sheep shaggers.
ahh paranoid ramblings of a pervert "we want to protect our sheep from you kiwis" why? so you can SHAG them you PERVERT! bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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Michael Martin wrote:
Just cause we claim the better of you kiwis as aussies (ie. Russell, Sam, Crowded House, Split Enz etc.) doesn't change the fact the NZ is Sheepshaggerland.
total claptrap Russel Crow isnt a kiwi - hes an aussie.
Michael Martin wrote:
No, we're obssessed with saving our sheep from the invading sheep shaggers.
ahh paranoid ramblings of a pervert "we want to protect our sheep from you kiwis" why? so you can SHAG them you PERVERT! bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
bryce wrote:
total claptrap Russel Crow isnt a kiwi - hes an aussie.
You mean this Russell Crowe[^] born in Wellington New Zealand.
bryce wrote:
ahh paranoid ramblings of a pervert "we want to protect our sheep from you kiwis" why? so you can SHAG them you PERVERT!
Nah, we like our sheep to stay innocent and only play with other sheep, unlike you perverted kiwis.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
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bryce wrote:
total claptrap Russel Crow isnt a kiwi - hes an aussie.
You mean this Russell Crowe[^] born in Wellington New Zealand.
bryce wrote:
ahh paranoid ramblings of a pervert "we want to protect our sheep from you kiwis" why? so you can SHAG them you PERVERT!
Nah, we like our sheep to stay innocent and only play with other sheep, unlike you perverted kiwis.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
You mean this Russell Crowe[^] born in Wellington New Zealand.
yep thats the one, phone chucker picked up his behaviour from living in ockerland buying crap rugby league clubs...hes been excommunicated. hes an ocker true story...
Michael Martin wrote:
Nah, we like our sheep to stay innocent and only play with other sheep, unlike you perverted kiwis.
u like em innocent until you get your sheep rooting velcro covered hands on em...admit it convict *grin* Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
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I would like some suggestions for a new push bike. My last one was a Huffy from KMart that was stolen. All I want it a simple reliable 10 speed mountain bike. I don’t need disk brakes or suspension and I’m happy to assemble it myself if needs be. When I lived in Amsterdam my bike had a wheel lock for the back wheel. You pressed a lever and a bar went through the wheel to stop it turning. Anyone know what they are called and if they are available in Australia or on the internet?
Josh Gray wrote:
wheel lock for the back wheel.
I remember those :) But I doubt one size fits all.. so not sure if you can buy them as addons.
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I would like some suggestions for a new push bike. My last one was a Huffy from KMart that was stolen. All I want it a simple reliable 10 speed mountain bike. I don’t need disk brakes or suspension and I’m happy to assemble it myself if needs be. When I lived in Amsterdam my bike had a wheel lock for the back wheel. You pressed a lever and a bar went through the wheel to stop it turning. Anyone know what they are called and if they are available in Australia or on the internet?
Josh Gray wrote:
When I lived in Amsterdam my bike had a wheel lock for the back wheel. You pressed a lever and a bar went through the wheel to stop it turning. Anyone know what they are called and if they are available in Australia or on the internet?
You mean like something like this lock[^]? The manufacturer[^] calls this type a "ring lock".
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Megan Forbes wrote:
Oops, I forgot you asked about those locks. I'll Skype my brother (in Sweden) when he's up and see if he knows an English name for them that you can Google. They are a great idea, unfortunately I've never seen them being sold outside of Europe.
Thanks Megan, I knew someone would know what I was talking about
Hi Josh, My bro thinks I'm nuts - it's simply called a "bike lock". Anyway... :) after some Googling it seems it's called an "O-lock"[^]: Also called an O-lock, this is a mechanism mounted on the frame that immobilises the rear wheel by moving a steel bolt through the spokes to prevent motion. It uses a straight or circular bolt which extends from the housing. This type of lock, found particularly on bicycles in Scandinavia, the Netherlands, and China, prevents riding the bicycle but does not secure the bicycle to a stationary object. HTH to narrow your search down a little!
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Michael Martin wrote:
You mean this Russell Crowe[^] born in Wellington New Zealand.
yep thats the one, phone chucker picked up his behaviour from living in ockerland buying crap rugby league clubs...hes been excommunicated. hes an ocker true story...
Michael Martin wrote:
Nah, we like our sheep to stay innocent and only play with other sheep, unlike you perverted kiwis.
u like em innocent until you get your sheep rooting velcro covered hands on em...admit it convict *grin* Bryce
--- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitorOur kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
Nothing like some Aussie/Kiwi brotherly love to add some class to this joint. :rolleyes:
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Josh Gray wrote:
When I lived in Amsterdam my bike had a wheel lock for the back wheel. You pressed a lever and a bar went through the wheel to stop it turning. Anyone know what they are called and if they are available in Australia or on the internet?
You mean like something like this lock[^]? The manufacturer[^] calls this type a "ring lock".
Hmm... locks... I worked in Da City for awhile, I came up out of the hole at Madison in front of the Mitsi building. There was a bicycle frame attached to a lamp post via a kryptonite lock. Just the frame, no wheels tires, crank ball bearing raceways, nothing but the frame... That afternoon I returned to the 'hole' to journey out of Da City and it was gone. Moral to the story: Locks are to keep honest people honest and lazy thieves from getting it. Nothing will stop a determined thief (except for the law, crowbar, 357 magnum, etc...) Regards,
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