JOTD
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A husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "My guess would be the funeral director."
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A husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "My guess would be the funeral director."
:rolleyes:
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A husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "My guess would be the funeral director."
lol - right, like it was ever this way.... let's see, what do I do when I get home after 11 hours on the keyboard? Assuming there is nothing significant broken in the house: grade math papers, go over math/science assignments, if I make it home in time for dinner, ALWAYS compliment wife on meal, help clean the kitchen (or assign tasks to children), work on job #2. There is no question in my mind that my wife works harder than I do....
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
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lol - right, like it was ever this way.... let's see, what do I do when I get home after 11 hours on the keyboard? Assuming there is nothing significant broken in the house: grade math papers, go over math/science assignments, if I make it home in time for dinner, ALWAYS compliment wife on meal, help clean the kitchen (or assign tasks to children), work on job #2. There is no question in my mind that my wife works harder than I do....
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
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Yes. Two out of college, two serving in the US Army, and 7 tbd :)
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
Let's see. 2 + 2 + 7 (takes off shoes) 11! Egads. You are a far, far braver soul than I.
Software Zen:
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Yes. Two out of college, two serving in the US Army, and 7 tbd :)
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
charlieg wrote:
Yes. Two out of college, two serving in the US Army, and 7 tbd
:omg::-D
charlieg wrote:
Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied
Looks like you are one short in order to realize the cost benefits. I love my two kids, but I am stopping there. You are the man. In many aspects I guess. :-D What are the two in the Army doing these days?
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lol - right, like it was ever this way.... let's see, what do I do when I get home after 11 hours on the keyboard? Assuming there is nothing significant broken in the house: grade math papers, go over math/science assignments, if I make it home in time for dinner, ALWAYS compliment wife on meal, help clean the kitchen (or assign tasks to children), work on job #2. There is no question in my mind that my wife works harder than I do....
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
dude, its a f'n joke, why are you physco-analyzing it and posting 40 line response.
You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF
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Let's see. 2 + 2 + 7 (takes off shoes) 11! Egads. You are a far, far braver soul than I.
Software Zen:
delete this; -
charlieg wrote:
Yes. Two out of college, two serving in the US Army, and 7 tbd
:omg::-D
charlieg wrote:
Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied
Looks like you are one short in order to realize the cost benefits. I love my two kids, but I am stopping there. You are the man. In many aspects I guess. :-D What are the two in the Army doing these days?
yes, that's the normal reaction I get followed by: "Blended family?" ... no. "Same wife?" ... yes "Hmm - twins, triplets?" .... no. "Are you Catholic?" .... no. Just like children (the truth). Retirement? Already wrote it off... will sell house and travel to each kid spending 2 weeks each time :) Army boys - #1 is on the front lines in NE Afghanistan hunting Al Qaida and Taliban and generally making a nuisance of himself to the bad guys. He rotates home at Christmas. #2 becomes a full fledged tanker (19K) next week. He loves his M1. He has admitted to running over at least one road sign. :)
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
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dude, its a f'n joke, why are you physco-analyzing it and posting 40 line response.
You don't see a WTF in spawning hundreds of threads ?? Or using code found on places like codeproject.com in production applications ... Code that is most likely untested, or barely test, more often than not, not made by reputable developers/development groups/etc ?? .... Wow ...---WTF