Where's my balls?

Jeremy Falcon

Aw man! Okay, I'm at the gym this morning and, as usual, this girl and I have been eyeing each other for a couple weeks now. The problem is I found out today that she's switching to a new gym and tomorrow will be her last day at the gym where I work out. I hope she's there (time-wise) when I go in tomorrow because I want to start a conversation. My experiences with women have been a bit on the wilder side and I haven't come across a quality girl yet -- which I think this chick is. So, guys and gals alike, what should I be doing tomorrow to not come off like a horndog but still get her number? I ask this, because in this setting we are already, hot and sweaty, etc. Obviously, "Hey, nice ass!" isn't the best way to start a conversation with her. I know some of you are married and some of you are quality girls yourselves, both of which had to endure a similar situation in which I assume you prevailed. So, there has be some advice CPians can lend me! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Chris Maunder

Wow - it's been ages since we've had one of these on the lounge! The Code Project dating service and advice centre is now open. Call me wild and zany but why not simply go up to here and say 'I hear you're moving to a new gym. I would have liked to get to know you more. How about a coffee sometime' (exchange numbers, pleasantries, etc).

Michael P Butler

If its her last day and you've not yet struck up a conversation then I wouldn't say the odds are very good. Just go and say hello and see where the flow takes you. If she says she won't be coming to this gym anymore then, ask her if she wants to grab a coffee or something after she's finished her workout. Keep it simple, relax and be yourself. Michael :-)

Jeremy Falcon

It's just that I am not the best conversationalist (I think) and I'll be nervous as hell. Ain't life funny? It's all too easy if I don't care what I come off like, but when I do -- sheesh! Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Chris Maunder

Your choice. You either feel nervous for a couple of minutes and have a shot, or you spend months kicking yourself. cheers, Chris Maunder

DRHuff

Definately do NOT use the word "chick" when talking to her. The best advice I have ever heard about talking to girls (which I wish I had heard when I was 12) is The worst thing that can happen is that she says 'No'. So go for it and just don't be a jerk. Dave Huff 'tis a silly place!

James Pullicino

Walk up to her and ask her if she's heard about the new policies which are going to be introduced in the gym as from next week. She will then tell you that she will not be attending this gym anymore. Ask her why and find out more about the new gym she's going to move to. Then ask her for her email address so that you can contact her in case you decide to switch gyms too. If she gives you her email it means that she wouldn't mind you joining her gym also. If she doesn't give you any contact info, it means that she does not want to be in contact with you. (2b || !2b)

Ed Worsfold

So how do you know it's her last day? At any rate, you should at least say "hi" to her and play it cool (do this as soon as you see her) Later on in the workout, approach her again and start off the conversation with some small talk....if she is interested, she will give the signals....you know...from the Learning Channel that show on human sexuality....playing with her hair, exposing her neck, etc etc :cool:

Jeremy Falcon

I'm not shy about talking to women and if I see her I'm going for it. Besides, kicking yourself hurts. :) I just hope all goes well, and I'm looking for pointers from other people's memory (hehe - nerd joke). I just don't want to seem flaky. Of course, if she's not interested it won't happen regardless; I'm just looking for some wisdom from the mob. Jeremy L. Falcon "The One Who Said, 'The One Who Said...'" Homepage : Sonork = 100.16311
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Tom Archer

This is exactly why your escapades are not ever told on Seinfeld! Too boring. Not a bit of intrigue or subterfuge there. Just pure honesty. X| What a lousy way to begin the relationship :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

Tom Archer

If you're nervous, then don't fully commit yourself. Put out a message and see if she bites. For example, you walk up to her and during the conversation, off-handedly say something like "Oh man. It's too bad you're leaving here. Just when I find someone cool to talk to." At this point, the girl is going to either look nervous (because she knows where you're headed and doesn't want you to ask) or she's going to give you some sort of feedback (like "Yea. That does suck"). Now based on her response, you can say something innocent like "Hey. You wanna have a coffee sometime?" The words obviously have to be yours, but remember two things here: 1) Even if she says something "God no!", she's leaving and you'll never see her again! So you really have nothing to lose. 2) From the movie Cable Guy, "He who hesitates, masturbates." Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

Tom Archer

Jeremy Falcon wrote: other people's memory (hehe - nerd joke Hmmm. {grimace) This could be uglier than I thought. Um. Disregard my previous remark about jokes. Just play the strong, silent, cool type and hope she bites......er......oh hell......you know what I mean :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

Chris Maunder

Shouldn't you be lurking around pool halls at this time of the morning? :P cheers, Chris Maunder

Nick Parker

Ok, I have read what everyone else has told you, which is pretty much on the money, especially what Chris said about kicking yourself for months after. I think the best thing is to truly try and be yourself (to some degree). What I mean is, look at it this way, everyone here is, to some degree a *computer nerd*. It would probably be a turn off if you start off your conversation with "...So the other night I was instantiating this object when..." This doesn't mean that you have to find a girl that is a developer herself, just remember as far as small talk goes, software development should be pretty low on the list. Ask her what her interests are or ask if she would like a spotter when doing that bench press :) Good luck man, were all rooting for you... Nick Parker

Nick Parker

Tom Archer wrote: 2) From the movie Cable Guy, "He who hesitates, masturbates." Now wait a second, just keep in mind that you don't want to become a stalker or anything Nick Parker

realJSOP

Or say, "How about doin' a gobler on my baby maker? If it works out, maybe we could spend some time in a meaningless sex-only relationship. After I've had my way with you, I'll heartlessly dump you and move on with a clear concscience, and you can start hating men with a vengence due to some misplaced and unreasonable belief that we share the same life goals. By the way, you have some righteous cones." "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.

Chris Maunder

Nick Parker wrote: everyone here is, to some degree a *computer nerd*. Speak for yourself, white man :D cheers, Chris Maunder

Tom Archer

There's a big difference between what this sentence states (Have the guts to make a move) and stalking someone. Stalking only occurs after she says No :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

Tom Archer

Funny stuff, smart guy :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author, Inside C# Please note that the opinions expressed in this correspondence do not necessarily reflect the views of the author.

realJSOP

Yeah, after you find out what gym she's moving to, you can stalk her there instead. Here's some handy rules I follow when I start a new encounter:

Don't forget to bring some livestock (that really turns chicks
on).
Bring pictures of your last "conquest" (just make sure they are
of when she was alive).
Mention how much she reminds you of your mother, but:

A) Try to control the drooling and the nervous twitch as you
say "mother"

B) Don't let her hear the insane giggling afterwards.

C) It might be wise not to say anything about your belief that
your mom was also your older sister.
Try to at least wear your underwear UNDER your pants.
Don't wear the "Duct Tape Pro" ballcap. Afterall, you want to
save some of the really good stuff for later.

"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.