Cubicle noise
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Okay, in a cublicle nearby two girls have been talking about the one girl's boyfriend problems for about 20 minutes now. I have an ear infection and can't wear my headphones. I want to go over there and say, "If you spend as much time communicating to your boyfriend what you are communicating to your friends you probably wouldn't have these problems. Men aren't mind readers."
leckey wrote:
Men aren't mind readers
that guy on Heroes is. but it's going to get him into trouble with his wife, sooner or later.
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Okay, in a cublicle nearby two girls have been talking about the one girl's boyfriend problems for about 20 minutes now. I have an ear infection and can't wear my headphones. I want to go over there and say, "If you spend as much time communicating to your boyfriend what you are communicating to your friends you probably wouldn't have these problems. Men aren't mind readers."
I've always had a reputation for being a somewhat, er, colorful character, and I make it a point to maintain that. Comes in handy for times like these. Although it's a very mild example of what I'm known to do when confronted with the incompetent or inconsiderate, in this case I'd simply stick my head out the cube and (very loudly) tell them to move along so that I could go back to sleep. Most clueless people are also :baaaa!:. One good bark usually does the trick. :-D
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Yes, but you're a programmer. If programmers thought like women, we'd forever be clicking through message boxes. Oh, wait... :doh:
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Karell wrote:
Took me 20 years to figure it out,
So your a man that actually thinks he understands women? Quite the achievement. You might be the only one. ;) The more I learn, the more I learn that I don't know.
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Chris S Kaiser wrote:
So your a man that actually thinks he understands women?
Any man who claims to understand the plural, doesn't know what he is talking about, just as any women who claims to understand the plural. If you are very lucky, and very skillful, and very attentive, you might understand one, the one you are with. And in the end, that is the only one that counts. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Chris S Kaiser wrote:
So your a man that actually thinks he understands women?
Any man who claims to understand the plural, doesn't know what he is talking about, just as any women who claims to understand the plural. If you are very lucky, and very skillful, and very attentive, you might understand one, the one you are with. And in the end, that is the only one that counts. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Too true... too true.. And even this is taking a lifetime. Albeit, its definately worth the effort. :)
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They'd never be happy with simple answers like "Yes", "No" or "OK". Ignore would not be an option, but "Retry" might work from time to time.
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"Yes, No, Whatever". We nearly coded that for one of our support ladies at my one client.
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Karell wrote:
Took me 20 years to figure it out,
So your a man that actually thinks he understands women? Quite the achievement. You might be the only one. ;) The more I learn, the more I learn that I don't know.
This statement is false.
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Okay, in a cublicle nearby two girls have been talking about the one girl's boyfriend problems for about 20 minutes now. I have an ear infection and can't wear my headphones. I want to go over there and say, "If you spend as much time communicating to your boyfriend what you are communicating to your friends you probably wouldn't have these problems. Men aren't mind readers."
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"Yes, No, Whatever". We nearly coded that for one of our support ladies at my one client.