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    Chris Austin wrote:

    Narrow as the thoughts may be, it is also the simplest answer. Ever heard of Ockham's razor?

    Yes. Sorry. Just making sure you considered all the alternatives. By the way, nice signature. It reminds me of a character in a Kurt Vonnegut novel who said something like, "Show me a specialist, and I'll show you a man who's so scared he's dug a hole to hide in." Hope you feel better (once you're immune system is properly updated) :).

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    Member #3507681 wrote:

    Hope you feel better (once you're immune system is properly updated

    Thanks, I just hope it doesn’t run too long. I am a contractor working from home at night and stay at home dad during the day. The quicker I can shake this; the better.

    Member #3507681 wrote:

    a Kurt Vonnegut novel

    Been a long time since I read Vonnegut. Ahhh the memories.

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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      Chris Austin wrote:

      Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves

      Maybe deep down they love to share their misery with others. :) OTOH, maybe they are just greedy, preferring to save their sick leave for when they are well and the sun is shining and the fish are biting.

      Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Me blog, You read

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      Gary Kirkham wrote:

      preferring to save their sick leave for when they are well and the sun is shining and the fish are biting.

      I don't even fish but it sounds delightful right now.

      A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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        Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane? Arrgh …. Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!

        A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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        hairy_hats
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        Chris Austin wrote:

        Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane?

        If there really was an intelligent designer it would have made noses upside down to keep the drips in.

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          Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane? Arrgh …. Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!

          A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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          KaRl
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          I understood this sentence not as God making us looking like him but as God making us as he was seeing us. If not, shouldn't we understand Genesis 1:27 ("So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them") as God looking at the same time as male and female? :~

          Chris Austin wrote:

          Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves

          Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?


          We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

          Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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            Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane? Arrgh …. Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!

            A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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            David Crow
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            Chris Austin wrote:

            Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!

            Any number of reasons, including:* They don't consider themselves sick.

            • They are just plain insensitive.

            • They do not have health insurance so they might as well be working.

            • They do not have any "sick days."

            • Time off from work means no pay.


              "Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed" - 2 Timothy 2:15

              "Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb

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            • K KaRl

              I understood this sentence not as God making us looking like him but as God making us as he was seeing us. If not, shouldn't we understand Genesis 1:27 ("So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them") as God looking at the same time as male and female? :~

              Chris Austin wrote:

              Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves

              Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?


              We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

              Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              K(arl) wrote:

              Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?

              Oh, so that makes it ok. Go ahead make everyone around you sick.

              A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                Chris Austin wrote:

                Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!

                Any number of reasons, including:* They don't consider themselves sick.

                • They are just plain insensitive.

                • They do not have health insurance so they might as well be working.

                • They do not have any "sick days."

                • Time off from work means no pay.


                  "Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed" - 2 Timothy 2:15

                  "Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb

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                I still contend these people are a*holes of the highest order.

                A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                  Chris Austin wrote:

                  Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane?

                  If there really was an intelligent designer it would have made noses upside down to keep the drips in.

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                  Chris Austin
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                  hmmm....... Now If I could sleep upside down.

                  A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                    K(arl) wrote:

                    Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?

                    Oh, so that makes it ok. Go ahead make everyone around you sick.

                    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                    KaRl
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                    Do you really believe people should care of others? You are socialist or what? :)


                    We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

                    Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                      hmmm....... Now If I could sleep upside down.

                      A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                      But if you lie on your back to sleep, it doesn't matter which orientation your nose is in... :)

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                      • K KaRl

                        Do you really believe people should care of others? You are socialist or what? :)


                        We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

                        Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                        Chris Austin
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                        K(arl) wrote:

                        You are socialist or what?

                        :) Nope, I just believe in being courteous to others. The funny slant to this is that people argue that they have to work to get paid. Well, so do I. They will find no sympathy from me.

                        A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                        • K KaRl

                          I understood this sentence not as God making us looking like him but as God making us as he was seeing us. If not, shouldn't we understand Genesis 1:27 ("So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them") as God looking at the same time as male and female? :~

                          Chris Austin wrote:

                          Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves

                          Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?


                          We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

                          Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                          Ashley van Gerven
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                          K(arl) wrote:

                          God looking at the same time as male and female?

                          It's just that the male was the initial effort. He got it right the second time. :->

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                            I still contend these people are a*holes of the highest order.

                            A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

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                            Ashley van Gerven
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                            What, worse than people that drive like idiots, cut you off etc?

                            "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

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                              K(arl) wrote:

                              God looking at the same time as male and female?

                              It's just that the male was the initial effort. He got it right the second time. :->

                              "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                              ~ Web SQL Utility - asp.net app to query Access, SQL server, MySQL. Stores history, favourites.

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                              My sister used to say that to make a masterpiece, anyone needs to make a draft. Generally I answered that the main reason why God created women was that sheeps didn"t know how to get a beer from the fridge Ah, happy days... :rolleyes:


                              We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

                              Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                My sister used to say that to make a masterpiece, anyone needs to make a draft. Generally I answered that the main reason why God created women was that sheeps didn"t know how to get a beer from the fridge Ah, happy days... :rolleyes:


                                We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate

                                Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                Ashley van Gerven
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                                One day we'll evolve to be able to get our own beer from the fridge. Until then, it's down to the pub we go.. :beer: :)

                                "For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza

                                ~ Web SQL Utility - asp.net app to query Access, SQL server, MySQL. Stores history, favourites.

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