If god created man in his own image,
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I admit I am one of those who goes to work. I was out almost all last week with acute bronchitis. At 2pm my boss actually sent me home because I sounded so bad. Back to the doctor tomorrow. I have been on anti-biotics long enough that I shouldn't affect anyone. I also keep cleaning my desk with Chlorox wipes and use Purell constantly.
I used to be as well. The I realized all I was doing was making matters worse for myself why somebody else profited from my misery.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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Nope, it was my acquaintance that wanted to talk business for lunch one about a week ago.
Another Not-Really Member wrote:
Or perhaps it's in the heating ducts and was awakened by the system's first use.
Not cold enough to use them yet.
Another Not-Really Member wrote:
Or perhaps it's a mercy,
Or maybe it was the flying spaghetti monster. Simply put, I don't believe in coincide in such an obvious circumstance. I met my former co-worker for lunch, he was complaining about coming down with something and whamo, a week later I am sick. Narrow as the thoughts may be, it is also the simplest answer. Ever heard of Ockham's razor?
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
Chris Austin wrote:
Narrow as the thoughts may be, it is also the simplest answer. Ever heard of Ockham's razor?
Yes. Sorry. Just making sure you considered all the alternatives. By the way, nice signature. It reminds me of a character in a Kurt Vonnegut novel who said something like, "Show me a specialist, and I'll show you a man who's so scared he's dug a hole to hide in." Hope you feel better (once you're immune system is properly updated) :).
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I recommend pseudo-ephedrine.
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Thanks, I'll ask the pharmacist for his best :)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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Chris Austin wrote:
Narrow as the thoughts may be, it is also the simplest answer. Ever heard of Ockham's razor?
Yes. Sorry. Just making sure you considered all the alternatives. By the way, nice signature. It reminds me of a character in a Kurt Vonnegut novel who said something like, "Show me a specialist, and I'll show you a man who's so scared he's dug a hole to hide in." Hope you feel better (once you're immune system is properly updated) :).
Member #3507681 wrote:
Hope you feel better (once you're immune system is properly updated
Thanks, I just hope it doesn’t run too long. I am a contractor working from home at night and stay at home dad during the day. The quicker I can shake this; the better.
Member #3507681 wrote:
a Kurt Vonnegut novel
Been a long time since I read Vonnegut. Ahhh the memories.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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Chris Austin wrote:
Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves
Maybe deep down they love to share their misery with others. :) OTOH, maybe they are just greedy, preferring to save their sick leave for when they are well and the sun is shining and the fish are biting.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot Me blog, You read
Gary Kirkham wrote:
preferring to save their sick leave for when they are well and the sun is shining and the fish are biting.
I don't even fish but it sounds delightful right now.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane? Arrgh …. Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
Chris Austin wrote:
Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane?
If there really was an intelligent designer it would have made noses upside down to keep the drips in.
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Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane? Arrgh …. Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
I understood this sentence not as God making us looking like him but as God making us as he was seeing us. If not, shouldn't we understand Genesis 1:27 ("So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them") as God looking at the same time as male and female? :~
Chris Austin wrote:
Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves
Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?
We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate
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Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane? Arrgh …. Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
Chris Austin wrote:
Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!
Any number of reasons, including:* They don't consider themselves sick.
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They are just plain insensitive.
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They do not have health insurance so they might as well be working.
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They do not have any "sick days."
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Time off from work means no pay.
"Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed" - 2 Timothy 2:15
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
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I understood this sentence not as God making us looking like him but as God making us as he was seeing us. If not, shouldn't we understand Genesis 1:27 ("So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them") as God looking at the same time as male and female? :~
Chris Austin wrote:
Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves
Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?
We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate
K(arl) wrote:
Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?
Oh, so that makes it ok. Go ahead make everyone around you sick.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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Chris Austin wrote:
Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves!!!!!
Any number of reasons, including:* They don't consider themselves sick.
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They are just plain insensitive.
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They do not have health insurance so they might as well be working.
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They do not have any "sick days."
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Time off from work means no pay.
"Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed" - 2 Timothy 2:15
"Judge not by the eye but by the heart." - Native American Proverb
I still contend these people are a*holes of the highest order.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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Chris Austin wrote:
Does that mean god is doomed to suffer from the same post-nasal drip that is driving me absolutely insane?
If there really was an intelligent designer it would have made noses upside down to keep the drips in.
hmmm....... Now If I could sleep upside down.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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K(arl) wrote:
Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?
Oh, so that makes it ok. Go ahead make everyone around you sick.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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hmmm....... Now If I could sleep upside down.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
But if you lie on your back to sleep, it doesn't matter which orientation your nose is in... :)
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Do you really believe people should care of others? You are socialist or what? :)
We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate
K(arl) wrote:
You are socialist or what?
:) Nope, I just believe in being courteous to others. The funny slant to this is that people argue that they have to work to get paid. Well, so do I. They will find no sympathy from me.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
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I understood this sentence not as God making us looking like him but as God making us as he was seeing us. If not, shouldn't we understand Genesis 1:27 ("So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them") as God looking at the same time as male and female? :~
Chris Austin wrote:
Why don’t sick people stay at home and keep their illnesses to themselves
Because their fear to be fired if missing? Because they are not paid if they don't work? Because they believe that work as to be done?
We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate
K(arl) wrote:
God looking at the same time as male and female?
It's just that the male was the initial effort. He got it right the second time. :->
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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I still contend these people are a*holes of the highest order.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
What, worse than people that drive like idiots, cut you off etc?
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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K(arl) wrote:
God looking at the same time as male and female?
It's just that the male was the initial effort. He got it right the second time. :->
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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My sister used to say that to make a masterpiece, anyone needs to make a draft. Generally I answered that the main reason why God created women was that sheeps didn"t know how to get a beer from the fridge Ah, happy days... :rolleyes:
We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate
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My sister used to say that to make a masterpiece, anyone needs to make a draft. Generally I answered that the main reason why God created women was that sheeps didn"t know how to get a beer from the fridge Ah, happy days... :rolleyes:
We're the regulators that de-regulate We're the animators that de-animate
One day we'll evolve to be able to get our own beer from the fridge. Until then, it's down to the pub we go.. :beer: :)
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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