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  • P Paul Watson

    Poodles don't think they are dogs either. They think they are the children of their human parents. A bit like cats, only far more stupid and unlike cats who think they own you.

    regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

    Shog9 wrote:

    I don't see it happening, at least not until it becomes pointless.

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    Cats don't own their people; they have clients.


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    • P Paul Watson

      Poodles don't think they are dogs either. They think they are the children of their human parents. A bit like cats, only far more stupid and unlike cats who think they own you.

      regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

      Shog9 wrote:

      I don't see it happening, at least not until it becomes pointless.

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      Lost User
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      Paul Watson wrote:

      unlike cats who think they own you.

      They don't think, they know.

      The tigress is here :-D

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      • C Christian Graus

        Well, sometimes it's true. The neighbours have a wolf looking dog, and I pat it regularly over the fence. The trick is to look at their face and their tail, if they don't look aggressive, don't be scared ( your fear can change the situation ).

        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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        Basically have some respect for the animal not treat it as a fluffy toy?

        The tigress is here :-D

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        • C Christian Graus

          Actually, they only say that about Tasmanians and New Zealanders. In fact, Tasmanian jokes are just NZ jokes recycled, the difference being that in Tassie, it's not actually true.

          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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          Marc Clifton
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          Christian Graus wrote:

          it's not actually true.

          Well, I never really thought it was. :) OT - Haven't you done some work with audio/video stuff, using DirectX etc? Would you mind if I send you a private email to see if you're interested in a consulting job to help my client out with a few "issues"? Thanks! Marc

          Thyme In The Country

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          • M Member 96

            There's insane and then there's bloody insane. This is so over the top I couldn't help myself, when we got to the counter and realized what was going on I blurted something out like "what the hell is wrong with these people" my wife blushed and gave me the shut up look, I just couldn't help it.

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            El Corazon
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            John Cardinal wrote:

            There's insane and then there's bloody insane.

            I've actually been watching that insanity grow, that is why I was so surprised. Never preferred big city life myself; I am just a country hick with a "little" knowledge of 3D graphics. :rolleyes: But I have been watching the spread of the pet-marketing. From rented tuxedos for your pet, to psychics, psychiatrists, relationship counselors (when you and your pet just aren't getting along well), to professional photos, to the Santa and Easter Bunny pictures, to far crazier. When I say nothing surprises me anymore, I mean it. Maybe there is hope for a surprise eventually, something so over the top beyond even this that I will actually double take. But all this I have seen growing, so it is no surprise. Yeah, I know you are not in the big city, neither am I, I've been watching it spread like a virus.... :doh:

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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            • N Nish Nishant

              Christian Graus wrote:

              Overall, I am in awe of the degree to which people in the US bond to their pets.

              What's most fascinating in a scary sorta way is when people tell you that their un-leashed, 2.5 feet tall, looking-like-a-wild-wolf dog is friendly and that we don't have to fear it. Or if they do have a leash, it's long enough to allow the dog to walk into the next park.

              Regards, Nish


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              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

              What's most fascinating in a scary sorta way is when people tell you that their un-leashed, 2.5 feet tall, looking-like-a-wild-wolf dog is friendly and that we don't have to fear it. Or if they do have a leash, it's long enough to allow the dog to walk into the next park.

              Well, having had a dog that was 3 foot tall when standing on all fours (not counting tail, which was almost body length), over 6 foot tall when standing on two legs, and very friendly... Sometimes it is true. You should however, always be cautious. Thor was well trained, and extremely intelligent. Because of the intelligence, we often underestimated him and there are many, many stories about that. He barks a good bark, we argued over names for him (my brother wanted Maximilian Ambrosius or something like that) until his first bark, deep loud and felt like it should shake the house (later it really did), the name Thor was very appropriate. He was, half wolf, half German Shepard, which is actually a good thing, the closer to wolf the closer you can get to the loyalty and intelligence of the wolf. He was also a throw-away, probably bought for a family with a child and when the origin of the dog was explained by the vet, or the person giving it, they boxed it, and threw it in the trash. My great-grandfather rescued it, and it eventually made its way to me. Thor could scare the heebee-geebees out of you, but if he did so, it was deliberate, and there was no malign intentions, just wanting you to be fearful or respectful, or sometimes for his own amusement. Or in many cases safer. My two dogs of this breed have both shown a predetermined dislike of anyone taking chances. If you are doing something unsafe, or especially if any children in the neighborhood are, they will raise the entire neighborhood. China, my later dog, especially barked at two neighbor kids without skating safety gear while being pulled by a bike, but would not bark at the bike or the one kid who had all the proper safety gear. When a dog barks specifically at certain people and ignores others, it invokes curiosity, the kids even eventually figured it out, and were amazed. After that when China was barking, she made the people think about why. Thor could run off a leash and behave, China could not. Although Thor was significantly larger than China, and in fact larger than most people, he was always the scary one. China because of her China blue eyes was a preferred one to pet, she attracted

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              • A Anand Vivek Srivastava

                JimmyRopes wrote:

                Even other dogs don't think poodles are dogs!

                if you don't think poodles are dogs, what do you mean by other dogs?

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                I'll leave that to your imagination. ;P

                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                • E El Corazon

                  John Cardinal wrote:

                  There's insane and then there's bloody insane.

                  I've actually been watching that insanity grow, that is why I was so surprised. Never preferred big city life myself; I am just a country hick with a "little" knowledge of 3D graphics. :rolleyes: But I have been watching the spread of the pet-marketing. From rented tuxedos for your pet, to psychics, psychiatrists, relationship counselors (when you and your pet just aren't getting along well), to professional photos, to the Santa and Easter Bunny pictures, to far crazier. When I say nothing surprises me anymore, I mean it. Maybe there is hope for a surprise eventually, something so over the top beyond even this that I will actually double take. But all this I have seen growing, so it is no surprise. Yeah, I know you are not in the big city, neither am I, I've been watching it spread like a virus.... :doh:

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                  Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                  I know you are not in the big city, neither am I,

                  That's just it exactly, if I went to Vancouver or Seattle and saw that I'd just think to myself "crazy city people". I think though that what's happening is that those crazy city people are moving to the country and bringing their crazy city folk ways with them.:)

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                    Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                    I know you are not in the big city, neither am I,

                    That's just it exactly, if I went to Vancouver or Seattle and saw that I'd just think to myself "crazy city people". I think though that what's happening is that those crazy city people are moving to the country and bringing their crazy city folk ways with them.:)

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                    John Cardinal wrote:

                    I think though that what's happening is that those crazy city people are moving to the country and bringing their crazy city folk ways with them.

                    I hate to break it to you... but many of the country people are ASKING for city people ways! Yes, one city person comes and wishes they had a pet manicurist and everyone rolls their eyes.... but they see the picture on the wall of their dogs and Santa and think, "oh how cute" and then they start asking.... Insanity really is contagious, sorry John. Just keep your distance and every eye-roll is an anti-viral shot. :rolleyes:

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                    • R realJSOP

                      Christian Graus wrote:

                      The idea of paying for day care for your dog, for example, is just completely off the scale, in my opinion.

                      We've had to do it a couple of times for medical reasons. Oh yeah, we have four dogs.

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      Sure, that's different. I'm talking about a regular day care, for the sake of it.

                      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        Christian Graus wrote:

                        it's not actually true.

                        Well, I never really thought it was. :) OT - Haven't you done some work with audio/video stuff, using DirectX etc? Would you mind if I send you a private email to see if you're interested in a consulting job to help my client out with a few "issues"? Thanks! Marc

                        Thyme In The Country

                        People are just notoriously impossible. --DavidCrow
                        There's NO excuse for not commenting your code. -- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
                        People who say that they will refactor their code later to make it "good" don't understand refactoring, nor the art and craft of programming. -- Josh Smith

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                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        Haven't you done some work with audio/video stuff, using DirectX etc?

                        Yes, I've done a fair amount of work with audio/video, a little with DirectShow in C#, and a fair bit using the WMP control.

                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        Would you mind if I send you a private email to see if you're interested in a consulting job to help my client out with a few "issues"?

                        Sure, feel free. I'm not sure how much time I have to spare, but I'm happy to have a look.

                        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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                        • C Christian Graus

                          Overall, I am in awe of the degree to which people in the US bond to their pets. It's as if it's a release for people who have no human friends. The idea of paying for day care for your dog, for example, is just completely off the scale, in my opinion.

                          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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                          Christian Graus wrote:

                          It's as if it's a release for people who have no human friends.

                          Pets are much more loyal than most human friends. No Joke.

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                            Christian Graus wrote:

                            It's as if it's a release for people who have no human friends.

                            Pets are much more loyal than most human friends. No Joke.

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                            The problem is, you need to recognise that it's not love, it's an attachment to the one who provides the food. More like a prostitute than a friend.

                            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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