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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    Josh talks about condoms in the lounge and the idiots give him a 4.4, but for all things good with the world don't let anyone mention the word "Jesus" in the lounge. The sick bastards that do should be killed!! I mean, what if kids hear the word "Jesus"? I shudder to think. Really, it's sad to think that loser/dorks here that can't get laid and are obsessed with sex is the majority. God, did I ever pick the wrong profession to hang out with people with.

    Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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    Enough with the religion stuff (we all know it is a problem). But I don't know what made him think that discussing condoms were even remotely appropriate in the Lounge. Poor Nish.


    Brad Australian I assume Microsoft would not use doors, because using Windows is faster.

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    • J Jeremy Falcon

      :laugh:

      Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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      Paul Conrad
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      Well, I just put the rest away. Want to ration some for tomorrow :-D


      Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon

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        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        I'd never let my kid sister within a mile of most of the people here.

        Probably a good idea. But some of us are relatively harmless. Though I would poison her thoughts with independence, follow your dreams type stuff, and teach her a joint lock to leave any attempt at date-rape screaming in pain and regretting his idiotic attempt. But what can I say, I am a rebel.

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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        Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

        But what can I say, I am a rebel.

        :) Well, FWIW, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that. There are a few decent people here, and that's really the only thing that's kept me staying here over the years.

        Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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          Shog9 wrote:

          Mmmmmm... pudding...

          I just opened up a tub of Tapioca pudding right now. Mmmmmm :->


          Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon

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          That reminds me, there's half a bag of large-pearl in my cupboard that i've been meaning to use up. Maybe tomorrow... :cool:

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            Enough with the religion stuff (we all know it is a problem). But I don't know what made him think that discussing condoms were even remotely appropriate in the Lounge. Poor Nish.


            Brad Australian I assume Microsoft would not use doors, because using Windows is faster.

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            Bradml wrote:

            Enough with the religion stuff (we all know it is a problem).

            I'm not sure I follow. It's just an example, but one I happen to think is extremely easy to see and valid. Of course I'm still meeting resistance, but retards are well... retarded. :laugh:

            Bradml wrote:

            But I don't know what made him think that discussing condoms were even remotely appropriate in the Lounge.

            Beats me.

            Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

              But what can I say, I am a rebel.

              :) Well, FWIW, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that. There are a few decent people here, and that's really the only thing that's kept me staying here over the years.

              Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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              El Corazon
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              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

              Well, FWIW, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that.

              yeah, yeah... sure... ;P Someday the doctors'll fix me. ;P ... I cry at the example of greed I see But the doctors say they can fix me.... I honestly believe shouting has no place Angry expression I could never face I believe in calm expression and honesty But the doctors say they can fix me.... I believe in truth, giving, even Chivalry But the doctors say they can fix me.... Yet I need to ask before they are done, Would I have liked the man I will become?

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                Good stuff.

                Yup. Just wolfed about 5 ounces down and another 17 ounces to go :->


                Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon

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                PaulC1972 wrote:

                Yup. Just wolfed about 5 ounces down and another 17 ounces to go

                careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this... and in case someone asks, i have enough experience fixing spyware-ridden computers (more disgusting than cleaning out rat traps) to know what's on perverts' minds X| Roswell

                "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
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                  Steve Echols wrote:

                  I think more kids hear/talk about condoms in school than Jesus. What school did you go to?

                  Way to completely miss the point. And for the millionth time, I don't care what people talk about in school. How in the hell does that make it right? And furthermore, nobody talked about it in front of their kid sisters that I grew up with. It's not like CP is the equivalent of a locker room.

                  Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  Way to completely miss the point.

                  Did I?

                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  And for the millionth time, I don't care what people talk about in school. How in the hell does that make it right? And furthermore, nobody talked about it in front of their kid sisters that I grew up with. It's not like CP is the equivalent of a locker room.

                  What's you're definition of "right": what you believe in?


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                    Enough with the religion stuff (we all know it is a problem). But I don't know what made him think that discussing condoms were even remotely appropriate in the Lounge. Poor Nish.


                    Brad Australian I assume Microsoft would not use doors, because using Windows is faster.

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                    Shog9 0
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                    Bradml wrote:

                    Poor Nish.

                    :laugh:

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                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      Well, FWIW, I wasn't thinking of you when I said that.

                      yeah, yeah... sure... ;P Someday the doctors'll fix me. ;P ... I cry at the example of greed I see But the doctors say they can fix me.... I honestly believe shouting has no place Angry expression I could never face I believe in calm expression and honesty But the doctors say they can fix me.... I believe in truth, giving, even Chivalry But the doctors say they can fix me.... Yet I need to ask before they are done, Would I have liked the man I will become?

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                      That's :cool:. I used to write poetry back in the day, but I've since laid that to rest. One of the things I used to enjoy doing on CP was putting a sentence in my sig that had every word starting with the same letter. Um, one example was (I'm pretty sure I remember this correctly)...

                      Excrement escapes everyone... even elders.

                      There were more, I probably should've saved them.

                      Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                        PaulC1972 wrote:

                        Yup. Just wolfed about 5 ounces down and another 17 ounces to go

                        careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this... and in case someone asks, i have enough experience fixing spyware-ridden computers (more disgusting than cleaning out rat traps) to know what's on perverts' minds X| Roswell

                        "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
                        Antonio VillaRaigosa
                        City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

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                        RoswellNX wrote:

                        careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this...

                        Yep, you're right. But, if some perv doesn't realize I am talking about Tapioca pudding, then he is just stupid :)


                        Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon

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                          Bradml wrote:

                          Poor Nish.

                          :laugh:

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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          Yeah, I almost wanted to laugh at that too, but I don't want to beat a dead horse. He kinda had it rough in the SB already.

                          Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                            PaulC1972 wrote:

                            Yup. Just wolfed about 5 ounces down and another 17 ounces to go

                            careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this... and in case someone asks, i have enough experience fixing spyware-ridden computers (more disgusting than cleaning out rat traps) to know what's on perverts' minds X| Roswell

                            "Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
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                            City Mayor, Los Angeles, CA

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                            RoswellNX wrote:

                            careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this...

                            uhhh... no. Not sure what YOU were thinking, but since reading the discussion you know it is on Tapioca pudding. I think you have your mind in the gutter. ;) I actually don't care for tapioca pudding (yeah, I know, I know, shush Jeremy). I have always been keen on Banana pudding with vanilla wafers.... but I haven't had one in more than a year. :sigh:

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                              RoswellNX wrote:

                              careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this...

                              Yep, you're right. But, if some perv doesn't realize I am talking about Tapioca pudding, then he is just stupid :)


                              Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon

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                              PaulC1972 wrote:

                              then he is just stupid

                              Right on! :laugh:

                              Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                That's :cool:. I used to write poetry back in the day, but I've since laid that to rest. One of the things I used to enjoy doing on CP was putting a sentence in my sig that had every word starting with the same letter. Um, one example was (I'm pretty sure I remember this correctly)...

                                Excrement escapes everyone... even elders.

                                There were more, I probably should've saved them.

                                Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                I used to write poetry back in the day

                                that was from back in the day. :laugh: All my poetry lately is for one person, and she wants to keep it that way. I haven't written a public poem in 2 years now.

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  RoswellNX wrote:

                                  careful how you say it...some pervert out there is probably thinking of a different type of substance as he reads this...

                                  uhhh... no. Not sure what YOU were thinking, but since reading the discussion you know it is on Tapioca pudding. I think you have your mind in the gutter. ;) I actually don't care for tapioca pudding (yeah, I know, I know, shush Jeremy). I have always been keen on Banana pudding with vanilla wafers.... but I haven't had one in more than a year. :sigh:

                                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                  yeah, I know, I know, shush Jeremy

                                  Hey not fair! ;P It's like you knew I was going to say something. :rolleyes:

                                  Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                    PaulC1972 wrote:

                                    then he is just stupid

                                    Right on! :laugh:

                                    Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                    Right on!

                                    Yeah, wish I could say it like the one Baldwin brother does in South Park Movie :laugh:


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                                      Shog9 wrote:

                                      So, uh, there.

                                      :-D Well, simple psychology will tell you things you don't get you want more of. What you want, you think about. And, let's see, on CP we have a bunch of nerds who never get laid. Gee, I just can't imagine why people love talking about it. But, never mind that. They expect the rest of the world to never talk about offensive stuff here. Sex is ok though, because most of them want to talk about it. I'd never let my kid sister within a mile of most of the people here.

                                      Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                      But, never mind that. They expect the rest of the world to never talk about offensive stuff here. Sex is ok though, because most of them want to talk about it.

                                      Hey, no worries, it'll all come out in the wash. I fully expect to reference this thread in my upcoming post, titled: "70 passages from the Koran that prove Windows is a tool of the terrorists - and how the Democrats knew it"... ;)

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                                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                        I used to write poetry back in the day

                                        that was from back in the day. :laugh: All my poetry lately is for one person, and she wants to keep it that way. I haven't written a public poem in 2 years now.

                                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                        Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                        All my poetry lately is for one person, and she wants to keep it that way.

                                        :) My current girlfriend is pissed off I haven't written her a poem yet. It doesn't help her to know I've written them for a girl in the past. Of course, this was a chick I knew my whole life and it was a b-day present, so I think it was justified.

                                        Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                          Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:

                                          yeah, I know, I know, shush Jeremy

                                          Hey not fair! ;P It's like you knew I was going to say something. :rolleyes:

                                          Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]

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                                          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                          It's like you knew I was going to say something.

                                          You were awake, you were bound to. However, it was time I wasn't. I have a work Christmas party tomorrow, a tree to finish assembling, cleaning, laundry and decorations to put up. I have a looooong weekend ahead.

                                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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