the proof is in the pudding
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
It's like you knew I was going to say something.
You were awake, you were bound to. However, it was time I wasn't. I have a work Christmas party tomorrow, a tree to finish assembling, cleaning, laundry and decorations to put up. I have a looooong weekend ahead.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
I have a looooong weekend ahead.
Have fun man and Merry Christmas.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
But, never mind that. They expect the rest of the world to never talk about offensive stuff here. Sex is ok though, because most of them want to talk about it.
Hey, no worries, it'll all come out in the wash. I fully expect to reference this thread in my upcoming post, titled: "70 passages from the Koran that prove Windows is a tool of the terrorists - and how the Democrats knew it"... ;)
Shog9 wrote:
70 passages from the Koran that prove Windows is a tool of the terrorists - and how the Democrats knew it"
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
My current girlfriend is pissed off I haven't written her a poem yet.
Well, get going and write her one :)
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
PaulC1972 wrote:
get going and write her one
:-> But I have since perfected the fine art of procrastination.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
uhhh... no. Not sure what YOU were thinking, but since reading the discussion you know it is on Tapioca pudding. I think you have your mind in the gutter.
well, that proves you are a decent person... as for me, i'd rather not see that stuff but i do a lot of helpdesk work and have to deal with the omnipresent scum. Can't users just learn the first time :sigh: Roswell
"Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
Antonio VillaRaigosa
City Mayor, Los Angeles, CARoswellNX wrote:
Can't users just learn the first time
That's why God invented baseball bats. ;)
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
Not sure what YOU were thinking, but since reading the discussion you know it is on Tapioca pudding.
Yeah, thank you.
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
Not sure what YOU were thinking, but since reading the discussion you know it is on Tapioca pudding.
PaulC1972 wrote:
Yeah, thank you.
I'm fully aware, infact i've had some Tapioca pudding yesterday :laugh: i was simply trying to show an example of how perverts are different from the rest of us Roswell
"Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
Antonio VillaRaigosa
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
All my poetry lately is for one person, and she wants to keep it that way.
:) My current girlfriend is pissed off I haven't written her a poem yet. It doesn't help her to know I've written them for a girl in the past. Of course, this was a chick I knew my whole life and it was a b-day present, so I think it was justified.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
I always thought poetry should be inspired, not forced. Just tell your girlfriend to work harder at inspiring you. :laugh:;P Doctors can put you back together after you say that of course... ;P I write live poetry, to prove I can. My poetry reached a point I could write about almost anything, so I left it to inspiration and challenge only. I don't sell poetry, I give it. My Cyrano de Bergerac impression is somewhat lacking, but I can always write one and you can pass it off as yours. ;P I am probably responsible for at least 1/10th of all the verses of sick songs from summer camps, or at the very least additional verses. The group would sing a few verses and everyone would laugh and then I would add one to a dozen more. I've mentioned before I talked in Dr. Seuss one weekend for 24hours just to prove I could. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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RoswellNX wrote:
Can't users just learn the first time
That's why God invented baseball bats. ;)
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's why God invented baseball bats
But I thought that is why someone invented sawed-off shotguns :rolleyes:
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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PaulC1972 wrote:
get going and write her one
:-> But I have since perfected the fine art of procrastination.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
I have since perfected the fine art of procrastination
Bull, I am the one that has perfected the art of procrastination ;P
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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Steve Echols wrote:
What school did you go to?
Btw, we're supposed to be adults here (or at least enlightened). Using what stupid people do at kiddy school as our basis is just plain stupid.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Yeah, we're adults, but we all still have opinions, yours being one of them. Calling someone stupid for having a different opinion is, well.....stupid.
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
That's why God invented baseball bats
But I thought that is why someone invented sawed-off shotguns :rolleyes:
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
PaulC1972 wrote:
But I thought that is why someone invented sawed-off shotguns
Naw, that was why they invented shotguns.... Someone sawed it off because they couldn't shoot straight. A sawed off shotgun means you basically point it in the right direction, you will hit everything in front of it.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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I always thought poetry should be inspired, not forced. Just tell your girlfriend to work harder at inspiring you. :laugh:;P Doctors can put you back together after you say that of course... ;P I write live poetry, to prove I can. My poetry reached a point I could write about almost anything, so I left it to inspiration and challenge only. I don't sell poetry, I give it. My Cyrano de Bergerac impression is somewhat lacking, but I can always write one and you can pass it off as yours. ;P I am probably responsible for at least 1/10th of all the verses of sick songs from summer camps, or at the very least additional verses. The group would sing a few verses and everyone would laugh and then I would add one to a dozen more. I've mentioned before I talked in Dr. Seuss one weekend for 24hours just to prove I could. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
Doctors can put you back together after you say that of course...
:-D
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
I don't sell poetry, I give it.
I'm the same way. I sell crack on the street software. As long as I can make a living doing that I'm content.
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
My Cyrano de Bergerac impression is somewhat lacking, but I can always write one and you can pass it off as yours.
Heh, I'm too anal about credit to do that.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
I have since perfected the fine art of procrastination
Bull, I am the one that has perfected the art of procrastination ;P
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
PaulC1972 wrote:
Bull, I am the one that has perfected the art of procrastination
We'll talk about this later. :rolleyes:
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
Not sure what YOU were thinking, but since reading the discussion you know it is on Tapioca pudding.
PaulC1972 wrote:
Yeah, thank you.
I'm fully aware, infact i've had some Tapioca pudding yesterday :laugh: i was simply trying to show an example of how perverts are different from the rest of us Roswell
"Angelinos -- excuse me. There will be civility today."
Antonio VillaRaigosa
City Mayor, Los Angeles, CARoswellNX wrote:
i was simply trying to show an example of how perverts are different from the rest of us
Yeah, it's understandable :) I used to work for a company in the parental control business doing Quality Assurance for them and I know what you mean X|
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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PaulC1972 wrote:
But I thought that is why someone invented sawed-off shotguns
Naw, that was why they invented shotguns.... Someone sawed it off because they couldn't shoot straight. A sawed off shotgun means you basically point it in the right direction, you will hit everything in front of it.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
you will hit everything in front of it.
Yeah, aiming is for sissies!
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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PaulC1972 wrote:
But I thought that is why someone invented sawed-off shotguns
Naw, that was why they invented shotguns.... Someone sawed it off because they couldn't shoot straight. A sawed off shotgun means you basically point it in the right direction, you will hit everything in front of it.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
A sawed off shotgun means you basically point it in the right direction, you will hit everything in front of it.
Yep. And to my understanding it is better to have all the pellets close together rather than spreading out too much.
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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PaulC1972 wrote:
Bull, I am the one that has perfected the art of procrastination
We'll talk about this later. :rolleyes:
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
We'll talk about this later. :rolleyes:
Okay, let's procrastinate it :laugh:
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, we're adults, but we all still have opinions, yours being one of them. Calling someone stupid for having a different opinion is, well.....stupid.
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
Steve Echols wrote:
Calling someone stupid for having a different opinion is, well.....stupid.
Which shows you don't really get what's going on. I don't call people stupid for having different opinions.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Way to completely miss the point.
Did I?
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
And for the millionth time, I don't care what people talk about in school. How in the hell does that make it right? And furthermore, nobody talked about it in front of their kid sisters that I grew up with. It's not like CP is the equivalent of a locker room.
What's you're definition of "right": what you believe in?
- S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
Steve Echols wrote:
What's you're definition of "right": what you believe in?
It's simple, don't pervert kids with sex-related material. Let them enjoy their childhood before they have to come to the realization most people are suppressed pervs.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
Doctors can put you back together after you say that of course...
:-D
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
I don't sell poetry, I give it.
I'm the same way. I sell crack on the street software. As long as I can make a living doing that I'm content.
Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
My Cyrano de Bergerac impression is somewhat lacking, but I can always write one and you can pass it off as yours.
Heh, I'm too anal about credit to do that.
Jeremy Falcon "It's a good thing to do and a tasty way to do it." - Wilford Brimley[^]
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
about credit to do that.
too bad, I can melt a woman almost as fast as Cyrano... unfortunately, my choices of who to melt have in the past been poor. :rolleyes: ahhh well.... “To all, to each, a fair good-night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.” Sir Walter Scott
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Jeffry J. Brickley wrote:
A sawed off shotgun means you basically point it in the right direction, you will hit everything in front of it.
Yep. And to my understanding it is better to have all the pellets close together rather than spreading out too much.
Some people have a memory and an attention span, you should try them out one day. - Jeremy Falcon
PaulC1972 wrote:
Yep. And to my understanding it is better to have all the pellets close together rather than spreading out too much.
which is why sawed off shotguns rarely kill, unless by blood loss, they do however maim greatly at close range. A few hundred holes bleeds quite respectively so....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
